TDW 1624 - The Truck Driving Dog
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Transcript
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here big ear it's my second channel
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daily Vlog channel
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it's here I am the daily woo this
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dumpster has flip-flops on the doors I
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wonder if that means you can only throw
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sandals away in there in the early 2000s
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I was in a band from Orlando and we
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played a show inside there back when it
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was a venue and now it's a gift shop
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selling touristy merchandise the Oldtown
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Ferris wheels coming along nicely now
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they have the lights working it's not
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operational and you can't buy a ticket
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yet but the lights are looking pretty
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beautiful many many years ago the old
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radio DJ Wolfman Jack used to be a
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staple in this neck of the woods and I
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do believe this used to be Little
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Darlings which eventually was turned
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into his nightclub wolf man Jack the man
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the myth the legend own this place right
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here I'm pretty sure now I am not
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100% positive that this was it but this
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is the only building that looks remotely
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close to those old photos when the old
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ferris wheel was here there used to be a
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go-kart track for as far back as I can
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remember even to my childhood right here
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where this dirt patch is now and there
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used to be a flying saucer UFO
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mounted on the roof right there and
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inside here was a laser tag place in
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fact you can still see on the ground
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some of the paintings say go inside here
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to play and play again as you
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exited these palm trees are growing
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directly ly through the roof of this old
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tiki bar area and it appears that there
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is a wild creature here waiting for a
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margarita to go along with his meal what
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do you have in your
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mouth that is a
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bone he's chewing on a bone he's licking
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off the
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skin I don't know what what that came
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from
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but it's kind of gross for some bizarre
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reason there is a hurricane simulator
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sitting in the parking lot of this motel
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and I tried to get it to work but there
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is no electricity making the wind move
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but basically you open this door and you
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get inside here and you look out at the
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people in their
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rooms and the wind must blow through
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these holes here all over your body
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simulating a real hurricane what is that
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noise do you hear that what is that
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noise is that a hurri no it's coming
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from outside I thought it was in here I
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got a little scared there for a minute
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it sounds like the wind is picking up
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listen well the wind is blowing enough
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to close the door but what you're
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hearing is this
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vomatron that's given that name because
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if you write it
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the chance of
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regurgitation is at an all-time high no
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thank you that's one way to park a
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bicycle oh it's a bike rental place it
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has their phone number on it I thought
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someone just randomly Park their bike in
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that fashion I found something out here
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that really does not belong over here
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next to the registration of the hotel is
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one patch of miniature golf course a
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huting green with a couple different
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holes where the golf balls go this is it
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this is the only hole there's nothing
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over there there's nothing over there
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there's nothing but a parking lot there
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it looks like now it's mostly just used
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as a trash receptacle I'm ordering a
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Checker's hamburger I wonder if anyone's
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everever brought a checkerboard and
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played on the tables I wonder if that's
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frowned upon or wel here at Checkers or
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you could really throw them for a loop
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and bring a chest
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board that would blow some
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Minds my favorite thing about this ride
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is that they have the little spill
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protection area cuz if you're watching
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there you do not want to stand
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underneath the mouth
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shrapnel that will end up on top of you
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okay that's gross I was about ready to
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eat I just said something ooh now I'm
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losing my appetite when I got my food as
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I exited the window I went to take a
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drink of my beverage and there was no
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straw in it so instead of doing this I
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did that it was very awkward and the
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person in the drive-through line thought
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I was losing my mind lot of classic cars
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out here here comes another
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one oh yeah not a bad hamburger it's
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interesting how in Florida they're
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called Checkers but everywhere else
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they're called Ries whoa
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look all decked out for the
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holidays California is known for their
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99 Cent Store well here in Florida we're
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going full
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dollar you got that extra Penny to spend
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admit
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it fresh baked you also got to love the
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Old School Cigar Store Indians but his
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buddy's looking for him see his buddy's
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in here scouring The Horizon for his
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friend oh look over there he's looking
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for him so that guy is looking for this
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guy and this guy is looking for this guy
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they are doing major construction out
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here to basically bring it back to the
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way it used to be
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back in the late 80s early '90s this
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George Burns painted on the wall has
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been here since
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1991 the first time I visited as well as
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the cause himself you could just be
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chilling here and over your shoulder
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without you knowing he'll Cosby back
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there smoking a sto I think having a
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neon light up hot dog sign at some point
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in my
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life I want to own one that that's gold
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H right there
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what Dad is temporarily
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closed what are all the fathers going to
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do out here cuz they're going to be
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completely temporarily clo oh wait a
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second wait a second it says Road
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there's some golf carts according to the
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back bumper it says they are rental cars
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does that mean you can rent them for
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your home or do you just rent them for
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the day to drive around the streets of
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Oldtown I think my favorite is this one
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for $7,000 you can have Boss Hogs Mobile
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in golf cart
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form I kind I think that would be super
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cool across the way there is a door you
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have to walk through a huge beer keg to
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get inside now I don't know if he's
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still over here I have to check but I
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want your opinion on something right
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through the gates at funpot America
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which is the secondary fun spot in
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Orlando stands this guy and he is
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wearing a red tie and a blue shirt but
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his face kind of sort of could be
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implied that this is a Walt disney-esque
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type figure welcoming you onto the
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property am I off base on this it
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doesn't is it an exact
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resemblance but I think it might be
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alluding to that what do you think eh
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probably not it's probably all in my
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mind but it would be great if Walt was
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saying come ride the
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go-karts that's a really bad Walt's
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impression would you say this is
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petrified and would you say that that
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item is
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petrified and would you even say that
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maybe that one is as well would you
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oh would
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attention drivers you may now an your
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car in the track and to pleas no running
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or
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and there he is back there in the trunk
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of that car what are you doing
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Santa hopefully he's not disposing a
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body it's one of the it's one of the bad
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boys and girls now that is a beast of a
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vehicle if you ride around in that thing
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you would be
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considered in the cool Club that's for
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sure oh man watch watch closely these
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people up here are on the string they're
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doing the countdown and they there
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they're about there they
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go oh my gosh you could hear the wind
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hitting their bodies one pug
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life I have to be honest with you I know
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very little about cars but I do like
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looking at them especially old
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historical
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ones can't beat them this one's for sale
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the price tag says
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$99,900
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so for only like $2,000 more you can own
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this instead of the Boss Hog golf cart I
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think I'd go with this one I like it and
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anything with fire and flames drawn on
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it is automatically a win-win that's
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cool I've always been drawn to Vehicles
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like these maybe it's the Clark Griswald
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inside me not that it looks like the
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family truckster but you get the idea
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and still standing strong is the truck
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from the Patrick sesy movie Roadhouse
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and that woman has climbed up inside the
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tire just like so many people before her
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to get a
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photo
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swayy sat right there too in all honesty
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I don't think Patrick sey sat in that
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tire but it was used in the scene in
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Roadhouse where it bust through the
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glass at the car dealership so it's
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possible that he sat there but well I
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like to think he sat there for the sake
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of argument okay he sat there gosh look
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at this little guy are you driving this
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truck are you a truck driver you making
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a delivery what are you
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delivering they let you have a driver's
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license they'll give anyone a license
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here in Florida you dog now I'm not
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arguing the fact that this really is
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legitimately owned by the orange
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District
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school but this van looks like something
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Michael Myers would drive Michael no way
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it really does
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exist
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shopmart Shop Smart you got that I'm
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standing on the
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sidewalk next to the street in downtown
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St Cloud there's my old apartment that I
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lived at for a few years moved out of
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there about 5 and a half years ago and
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every day I would walk out of the door
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right
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behind this pole I would get in my van
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that would be parked right there I would
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drive down the road a couple
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miles to work at the feed
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store seems like a lifetime ago it
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doesn't even seem doesn't even seem like
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me when I think about it I played bass
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and sang in a band called the new threat
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that was a tattoo shop we opened up the
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tattoo shop and played inside for the
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grand
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opening
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we also played a handful of shows at
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this bar called Big D's the bar is
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closed it has been for
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years
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life is funny
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sometimes
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and I like
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comedy
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Vlog
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over