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TDW 1624 - The Truck Driving Dog

Date: December 11, 2016 Duration: 15m 6s
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0:09 here big ear it's my second channel
0:09 daily Vlog channel
0:11 it's here I am the daily woo this
0:17 dumpster has flip-flops on the doors I
0:20 wonder if that means you can only throw
0:24 sandals away in there in the early 2000s
0:27 I was in a band from Orlando and we
0:29 played a show inside there back when it
0:30 was a venue and now it's a gift shop
0:33 selling touristy merchandise the Oldtown
0:35 Ferris wheels coming along nicely now
0:38 they have the lights working it's not
0:40 operational and you can't buy a ticket
0:41 yet but the lights are looking pretty
0:44 beautiful many many years ago the old
0:47 radio DJ Wolfman Jack used to be a
0:49 staple in this neck of the woods and I
0:52 do believe this used to be Little
0:54 Darlings which eventually was turned
0:57 into his nightclub wolf man Jack the man
1:01 the myth the legend own this place right
1:05 here I'm pretty sure now I am not
1:09 100% positive that this was it but this
1:13 is the only building that looks remotely
1:15 close to those old photos when the old
1:17 ferris wheel was here there used to be a
1:19 go-kart track for as far back as I can
1:22 remember even to my childhood right here
1:25 where this dirt patch is now and there
1:27 used to be a flying saucer UFO
1:30 mounted on the roof right there and
1:32 inside here was a laser tag place in
1:35 fact you can still see on the ground
1:38 some of the paintings say go inside here
1:41 to play and play again as you
1:59 exited these palm trees are growing
1:59 directly ly through the roof of this old
2:02 tiki bar area and it appears that there
2:05 is a wild creature here waiting for a
2:09 margarita to go along with his meal what
2:14 do you have in your
2:16 mouth that is a
2:18 bone he's chewing on a bone he's licking
2:23 off the
2:30 skin I don't know what what that came
2:30 from
2:31 but it's kind of gross for some bizarre
2:34 reason there is a hurricane simulator
2:37 sitting in the parking lot of this motel
2:40 and I tried to get it to work but there
2:42 is no electricity making the wind move
2:46 but basically you open this door and you
2:49 get inside here and you look out at the
2:53 people in their
2:55 rooms and the wind must blow through
2:57 these holes here all over your body
3:01 simulating a real hurricane what is that
3:04 noise do you hear that what is that
3:08 noise is that a hurri no it's coming
3:11 from outside I thought it was in here I
3:13 got a little scared there for a minute
3:14 it sounds like the wind is picking up
3:21 listen well the wind is blowing enough
3:21 to close the door but what you're
3:23 hearing is this
3:26 vomatron that's given that name because
3:28 if you write it
3:30 the chance of
3:32 regurgitation is at an all-time high no
3:36 thank you that's one way to park a
3:39 bicycle oh it's a bike rental place it
3:42 has their phone number on it I thought
3:43 someone just randomly Park their bike in
3:47 that fashion I found something out here
3:49 that really does not belong over here
3:53 next to the registration of the hotel is
3:58 one patch of miniature golf course a
4:01 huting green with a couple different
4:04 holes where the golf balls go this is it
4:08 this is the only hole there's nothing
4:10 over there there's nothing over there
4:12 there's nothing but a parking lot there
4:14 it looks like now it's mostly just used
4:18 as a trash receptacle I'm ordering a
4:21 Checker's hamburger I wonder if anyone's
4:24 everever brought a checkerboard and
4:25 played on the tables I wonder if that's
4:27 frowned upon or wel here at Checkers or
4:31 you could really throw them for a loop
4:33 and bring a chest
4:34 board that would blow some
4:37 Minds my favorite thing about this ride
4:41 is that they have the little spill
4:43 protection area cuz if you're watching
4:46 there you do not want to stand
4:48 underneath the mouth
4:51 shrapnel that will end up on top of you
4:55 okay that's gross I was about ready to
4:57 eat I just said something ooh now I'm
4:59 losing my appetite when I got my food as
5:01 I exited the window I went to take a
5:03 drink of my beverage and there was no
5:05 straw in it so instead of doing this I
5:10 did that it was very awkward and the
5:13 person in the drive-through line thought
5:15 I was losing my mind lot of classic cars
5:18 out here here comes another
5:21 one oh yeah not a bad hamburger it's
5:24 interesting how in Florida they're
5:25 called Checkers but everywhere else
5:27 they're called Ries whoa
5:31 look all decked out for the
5:35 holidays California is known for their
5:37 99 Cent Store well here in Florida we're
5:41 going full
5:43 dollar you got that extra Penny to spend
5:46 admit
6:01 it fresh baked you also got to love the
6:01 Old School Cigar Store Indians but his
6:04 buddy's looking for him see his buddy's
6:07 in here scouring The Horizon for his
6:10 friend oh look over there he's looking
6:13 for him so that guy is looking for this
6:16 guy and this guy is looking for this guy
6:22 they are doing major construction out
6:25 here to basically bring it back to the
6:27 way it used to be
6:29 back in the late 80s early '90s this
6:32 George Burns painted on the wall has
6:35 been here since
6:36 1991 the first time I visited as well as
6:40 the cause himself you could just be
6:43 chilling here and over your shoulder
6:44 without you knowing he'll Cosby back
6:47 there smoking a sto I think having a
6:50 neon light up hot dog sign at some point
6:54 in my
6:55 life I want to own one that that's gold
6:59 H right there
7:01 what Dad is temporarily
7:05 closed what are all the fathers going to
7:07 do out here cuz they're going to be
7:09 completely temporarily clo oh wait a
7:12 second wait a second it says Road
7:15 there's some golf carts according to the
7:18 back bumper it says they are rental cars
7:21 does that mean you can rent them for
7:22 your home or do you just rent them for
7:25 the day to drive around the streets of
7:28 Oldtown I think my favorite is this one
7:31 for $7,000 you can have Boss Hogs Mobile
7:36 in golf cart
7:39 form I kind I think that would be super
7:42 cool across the way there is a door you
7:45 have to walk through a huge beer keg to
7:48 get inside now I don't know if he's
7:49 still over here I have to check but I
7:52 want your opinion on something right
7:54 through the gates at funpot America
7:57 which is the secondary fun spot in
7:59 Orlando stands this guy and he is
8:03 wearing a red tie and a blue shirt but
8:06 his face kind of sort of could be
8:11 implied that this is a Walt disney-esque
8:14 type figure welcoming you onto the
8:17 property am I off base on this it
8:20 doesn't is it an exact
8:22 resemblance but I think it might be
8:24 alluding to that what do you think eh
8:27 probably not it's probably all in my
8:29 mind but it would be great if Walt was
8:31 saying come ride the
8:34 go-karts that's a really bad Walt's
8:36 impression would you say this is
8:40 petrified and would you say that that
8:44 item is
8:45 petrified and would you even say that
8:48 maybe that one is as well would you
8:52 oh would
9:22 attention drivers you may now an your
9:22 car in the track and to pleas no running
9:25 or
9:35 and there he is back there in the trunk
9:35 of that car what are you doing
9:38 Santa hopefully he's not disposing a
9:40 body it's one of the it's one of the bad
9:42 boys and girls now that is a beast of a
9:47 vehicle if you ride around in that thing
9:49 you would be
9:50 considered in the cool Club that's for
9:53 sure oh man watch watch closely these
9:56 people up here are on the string they're
9:57 doing the countdown and they there
9:59 they're about there they
10:08 go oh my gosh you could hear the wind
10:08 hitting their bodies one pug
10:11 life I have to be honest with you I know
10:15 very little about cars but I do like
10:18 looking at them especially old
10:21 historical
10:22 ones can't beat them this one's for sale
10:26 the price tag says
10:28 $99,900
10:29 so for only like $2,000 more you can own
10:33 this instead of the Boss Hog golf cart I
10:37 think I'd go with this one I like it and
10:40 anything with fire and flames drawn on
10:43 it is automatically a win-win that's
10:46 cool I've always been drawn to Vehicles
10:48 like these maybe it's the Clark Griswald
10:51 inside me not that it looks like the
10:53 family truckster but you get the idea
10:55 and still standing strong is the truck
10:59 from the Patrick sesy movie Roadhouse
11:01 and that woman has climbed up inside the
11:03 tire just like so many people before her
11:07 to get a
11:08 photo
11:10 swayy sat right there too in all honesty
11:13 I don't think Patrick sey sat in that
11:15 tire but it was used in the scene in
11:17 Roadhouse where it bust through the
11:19 glass at the car dealership so it's
11:22 possible that he sat there but well I
11:24 like to think he sat there for the sake
11:27 of argument okay he sat there gosh look
11:31 at this little guy are you driving this
11:34 truck are you a truck driver you making
11:37 a delivery what are you
11:39 delivering they let you have a driver's
11:42 license they'll give anyone a license
11:44 here in Florida you dog now I'm not
11:48 arguing the fact that this really is
11:50 legitimately owned by the orange
11:53 District
11:55 school but this van looks like something
11:58 Michael Myers would drive Michael no way
12:02 it really does
12:04 exist
12:06 shopmart Shop Smart you got that I'm
12:11 standing on the
12:13 sidewalk next to the street in downtown
12:16 St Cloud there's my old apartment that I
12:19 lived at for a few years moved out of
12:22 there about 5 and a half years ago and
12:24 every day I would walk out of the door
12:28 right
12:29 behind this pole I would get in my van
12:32 that would be parked right there I would
12:34 drive down the road a couple
12:36 miles to work at the feed
12:40 store seems like a lifetime ago it
12:42 doesn't even seem doesn't even seem like
12:45 me when I think about it I played bass
12:48 and sang in a band called the new threat
12:51 that was a tattoo shop we opened up the
12:53 tattoo shop and played inside for the
12:56 grand
12:57 opening
13:49 we also played a handful of shows at
13:49 this bar called Big D's the bar is
13:53 closed it has been for
13:59 years
14:57 life is funny
14:57 sometimes
15:00 and I like
15:01 comedy
15:03 Vlog
15:05 over