TheDailyWoo - 820 (9/29/14) Jeff Heimbuch Work Crashing

0:01 okay

0:02 hello everybody welcome everyone

0:04 here just started

0:06 duel

0:07 vlogs we started them at the same time

0:10 exactly the same time sometimes vlog

0:27 because it's monday and because you and

0:27 i are not employed in a traditional

0:30 sense thank goodness it's fun and all of

0:33 our post friends

0:35 are stuck with a case of the mondays

0:37 today poor and what why well they're not

0:39 poor we're poor they have money living

0:42 fast and dying that's right but they're

0:44 stuck we're about to pour on so where

0:48 the [\h__\h] here at the dodge college of

0:50 media something something chatter

0:52 university looking for our poor working

0:55 staff of a friend jeff

1:11 sometimes justin surprises him but

1:12 rarely

1:16 yeah i've never been here before we're

1:16 going to get jeff my buck good hopefully

1:35 i don't know where i'm going hopefully

1:35 there's some sort of a name badge on

1:38 jeff heinberg's office

2:22 i was hoping that we would catch him

2:26 here and then i would surprise him and

2:28 then adam would come in and surprise him

2:30 that's an awesome poster why are you

2:31 whispering i don't know

2:34 why are we whispering now we can just

2:35 wait in his life oh look here's a soda

2:38 that's a tasty this is good feel cold to

2:40 you

2:41 it's a little cold it's a little cold

2:43 are you drinking it

2:45 sick

2:46 that's disgusting

2:48 dude i don't know what's in there what

2:49 is it what is it

2:51 hi that's so old oh is it i mean

2:55 that was absolutely disgusting iphone

2:57 chargers in here his gatorade want some

3:00 gatorade yes open that up pop that open

3:01 for me

3:06 that was disgusting i don't know what

3:06 this is just pine bought gatorade

3:08 well this didn't go according oh my gosh

3:10 that's disgusting too

3:11 oh yeah because it's the lime cucumber

3:15 what is this gooey hand

3:24 this mcdonald's happy meal that's

3:24 awesome ash

3:26 look at this

3:27 all kinds

3:34 where do you think he is sometimes he's

3:34 in a meeting with the faculty dang can

3:36 we go find him i well i wanted to but

3:38 the guy didn't seem like he wanted to

3:40 tell me where to go

3:42 look at this he has it all blocked out

3:44 jeff hi he's here with slenderman

3:46 we should go find him

3:48 don't look or it takes you

3:51 this is where he hangs out

3:53 the crazy

3:54 crazy thing is jeff heimbach's actually

3:56 slimmer than slender man that's

3:59 absolutely true

4:01 interesting i'm very disappointed if

4:03 there's no jeff

4:04 yeah you can't just wait for him for how

4:06 long i don't know for 20 minutes for an

4:08 hour and 20 minutes this is unedited

4:11 though

4:12 we just sit

4:23 i am waiting for the scene do we have

4:23 anyone's phone number can we call

4:24 someone from jeff heinberg's i don't

4:25 know do we have jeff heinberg's phone

4:28 it is but i have to stop the vlog stop

4:30 the vlog to get him to call him can

4:32 anyone have jeff heimbuch's

4:34 phone number what is that

4:36 don't answer that

4:41 weird there's some weird stuff i don't

4:42 know what we do now i don't know what we

4:43 do

4:44 this has never happened what do we do

4:46 i'm disappointed we had a great idea

4:48 we had a great idea flawless execution i

4:51 just noticed that han is right there and

4:53 i'm pointing i just pointed it

5:05 new forthcoming book walt disney nazi

5:05 puncher by jeff heinbeck walt disney

5:07 nazi puncher i've never seen that before

5:10 it's kind of scary should we be showing

5:11 that i don't know i don't know i don't

5:13 know if we should have been checking i

5:14 don't know for sure

5:15 that's a secret it's a spoiler

5:18 alert yeah oh look this is a note i like

5:20 jeff heimbuck on his car one day jeff

5:22 heimbach first time box

5:25 well i don't know what

5:27 who knows which of my book is this is

5:30 disappointing should we come back

5:32 let's lock us up

5:50 you know where jeff heimbach is we're

5:50 looking for jeff heinbeck uh i think i

5:52 told your friend i think he's in a

5:54 meeting right he said amazing all right

5:55 no go

6:56 all right we should we should probably

6:56 go we're sorry jeff i'm sorry are you

6:59 sorry we have no lives

7:12 i think that's scary

7:12 into his office

7:20 all right gotta let you go well i think

7:20 we've done our dude we've done our

7:22 babies on a short short vlog

7:24 will not be sleeping two angles two two

7:26 angles that's right

7:28 two ankles

7:34 i don't know i guess we'll find out like

7:34 failure will have to check the text

7:35 messages

7:41 i imagine there's maybe a lot of story

7:42 words

7:45 either way

7:45 awesome i still love you heimbach not as

7:48 much as he does but still

7:51 it's okay hello all right we shouldn't

7:53 invest get off the property

8:06 you know what's crazy is this is a film

8:06 school yes and you are a successful

8:08 filmmaker and he was just filmed

8:17 the vortex the look on his face will

8:17 have etched in my head forever

8:22 it's like he wanted to do that

8:22 you should be teaching in class

8:24 i'm not going back up there i know we're

8:25 going to the meeting i'm going to make a

8:27 presentation are we going outside or

8:29 we're getting let's see

8:30 i'm going to message here

8:33 all right

8:37 for this university

8:39 right here come on look at this guy come

8:41 on in here

8:42 come on the limitations of the

8:44 limitations

8:52 is actually pretty good once again

8:52 once you get

9:22 yeah i wait

9:22 i waved in and he looked up and saw me i

9:24 think he was terrified we were going to

9:25 barge in the meeting

9:27 i would never barge in a meeting

9:29 here

9:30 this is the challenge annie

9:33 dodge college that's cool walk of fame

9:35 you got hill house here we donated a

9:37 bunch of money and all this stuff

9:39 i don't know who super davis who's super

9:41 dave super dave man you know what that

9:43 sounds actually really familiar me too

9:45 but i don't know i know whose super

9:46 honor is though i know honey

9:50 it's on the ground right there see how

9:52 terrible i can't do it look at this

9:55 where did you get that somebody sent me

9:56 this in the mail a long time ago well

9:58 it's actually

9:59 abraham lincoln

10:01 fighting

10:02 a sasquatch

10:04 southwest kind of looks like homer

10:05 simpson too in like a cool way all right

10:08 all right i'm afraid

10:11 where we going where are we going now

10:13 and then we gotta upload

10:14 upload this and then where are we going

10:16 uh i don't know heimbuck was either

10:19 really tired from all his scary

10:20 adventures that's the first time i've

10:22 seen him boxes have been back here

10:23 that's true maybe he wasn't upset with

10:25 me

10:26 maybe he was just actually genuinely

10:28 excited and wanted to get it from his

10:30 seat

10:31 rise up no i saw his face he looked

10:32 pretty upset he was terrified

10:35 he didn't look angry i don't know if you

10:37 guys could see he didn't look angry he

10:39 just looked terrified yes terrified i'm

10:42 looking forward to watching this back

10:44 and see like terrified like afraid for

10:46 his job he looked terrified like afraid

10:47 for his life yes

10:49 i think he'll be all right though he'll

10:50 be okay he'll be good if not look me up

10:54 and now we're in the city of orange

10:56 orange

10:57 california

10:58 home of the that thing you do yes store

11:02 there's boats on vlogs on that and other

11:03 good things like your vlog was more

11:04 informative because you know more about

11:05 that big mama's house big momma's house

11:07 you should go show me that it's not in

11:09 the vlog

11:10 not in the vlog on instagram

11:12 man look at that so

11:26 so jeff

11:26 jeff who am i talking to him buck

11:28 heimbuck i drank whatever nasty

11:31 warm beverage that was it was absolutely

11:32 disgusting so whatever kind of reprimand

11:35 you're going to give me it's probably

11:36 sneaking in it may have been heimbach

11:38 urine

11:39 i have been reprimanded already free

11:43 going into the vlog

11:44 all right sure i'm out of here your

11:46 punishment i'm going to see you later

11:47 i've done my duty i've done my job

11:50 what were we prepared to do

11:52 we weren't gonna say i'm prepared to get

11:54 out of here all right we've done your

11:56 duty that's right

11:58 sleep well

TheDailyWoo - 820 (9/29/14) Jeff Heimbuch Work Crashing

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