The Original Renaissance Pleasure Faire - Irwindale California
My first time ever at a Ren Faire was quite an experience . The Renaissance Pleasure Faire in Irwindale California did not disappoint . Jousting , knife throwing , costumes and theming galore !
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today's destination the Renaissance
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pleasure faire being welcomed in very
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accommodating ly it should be a lot of
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fun my first time my first time ever
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going to something similar to this heck
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yeah
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let's do it welcome everyone
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Adam the woo here standing with the
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gentleman holding not a prop not a fake
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mask a real pig head this is a real hat
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this is a real pig head correct
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oh and shoes it is 15 pounds of the
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finest food in the entire land yes this
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is what you eat every day it's already
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begun join me join us Oh so radishes
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ground up make this
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he says I have a disease on my arm on
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both arms okay I'll keep that in mind
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I'll see you later
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keep it in mind I'll come back I promise
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in order to enter you must make your way
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through this pirate ship and directly
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the guy just yelled something sinner's
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be warned she does not look happy
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holding a sign stating sinners be warned
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childcare babysitting yes one shilling
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per child and I'll mine them for the
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entire day and childcare babysit
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ladies and gentlemen we have stepped
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into a world like no other slightly
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unusual but I have to be honest I like
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it good like for $8.00 you can go inside
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one of these whoa go inside one of these
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balloons and swim around and very murky
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dirty water well that kids going he's
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going huh
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this skeleton no telling how long he's
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been imprisoned down in there oh he's
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got a he's got a rope around his neck
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he's got a noose not only is he locked
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up but he's also been hung
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they're riding the dragon whoa it's not
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it's not electronic it's not run by
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motor it's man-powered they push the
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dragon to and fro critical not all horns
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are made for blowing okay that one you
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can analyst he almost slipped he almost
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slipped
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she's either having a bowel movement or
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she's trying to read she's constipated
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oh they're coming towards me
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they're coming should I move should I go
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wait whoa whoa whoa whoa oh they're
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planting down stopping the horses
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holy cow they're pulling that weapon
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right at me don't please don't shoot sir
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okay it was just a drill whoo it was
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just a true interesting choice for
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headwear he's wearing a skull and
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antlers
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it's not places to be here at braids for
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mates this gentleman however was
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rejected he was rejected by braids for
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mates sorry buddy the bri-bri
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the ultimate swing set oh my goodness
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just enjoy in the breeze riding the
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swings something I've always wanted to
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know is how to cast spells or create
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magic can you help me out with that in
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any fashion you have any tips secrets or
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trail it's something that I've learned
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along from over the last 70 thousand
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hopes to have a nice the good staff and
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a good teacher Saruman the white we're
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going to teach you from this thing of hi
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I'm missing a staff so if I get both of
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those things and come back will you be
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my mentor my teacher okay I'm gonna go
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find a staff you go find a fight that
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was doing it he went in hot we're trying
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to tell him something
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Oh Tinker Bell through interpretive
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dance let him know that the only reason
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he would not pull the sword from the
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stone attempt at thy own risk you take
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the sledgehammer yeah you take this
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sledgehammer here little Honda juicehead
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fingers rings crotches oh I needed to
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wear a fox on my belt that's the key I
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think he's a hustler I have a feeling I
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have a feeling it's happening on the
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fifth one yeah I think I think the key
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was the ant dead animal and he went
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around my belt
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yeah that was probably the old dunking
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stool cuz you're dry and soon you're
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gonna be soon you're gonna be wet you're
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gonna be moist down all the Queen came
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merrily down whoever they're who out
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here's dry dry the first years are twice
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as skilled
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this is where you laugh you gotta laugh
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I would but the only funny thing I see
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is you - ah but I don't you
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you're looking for the Sun oh no I'm
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finding it under the tree is still
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raining oh is that the rain there so
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you're standing over here trying to stay
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dry turning on a spit balancing knives
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are balancing swords on their heads the
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swords are balanced time on their heads
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that's very difficult to do that one of
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these guys the chicken feed that's me
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you're the chicken thief what are what
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are you Jordan I'm naughty
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he's body what the heck what am i you're
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a strumpet drop it
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a winch I'm a witch basically yeah I
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have to thank indiana jones indiana
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jones for for filming that appreciate it
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indiana look at this i'm like i was just
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just outside the bull's eye my first
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toss was a good one oh you gotta give it
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i gotta make the noise your natural i
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think i almost hit your goal
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last one last one
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the grunting doesn't help
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you don't want the cat to explode in
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your face he knows it's over
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he's done here right here here nobody
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saw coming from Adam my prize for
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launching a stuffed animal into a wooden
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rat on a pirate ship this this was my
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prize that's what they gave me for my
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prize
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okay so
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that just happened and coming and coming
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whoo whoa that's an intense that's an
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intense zip line here we go here we go
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he's the champion
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he's doing another loop he's doing this
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victory wave this map shows the layout
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of the land just left just left the
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tournament of horses for the joust but
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you can see the sheer magnitude and size
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of the property it's pretty big
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sir yes you have a weapon through your
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skull
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is that why I have a splitting headache
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did I get it
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you need some ibuprofen hey do you have
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some I don't but I can go find something
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with the barber surgeons at the what the
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barber surgeon know I know he's doing
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enemas right now but I need to see him
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from my head I don't know you think he
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could help your head maybe I can
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probably help you pull it out or do you
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want to just leave him please leave it
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in right now I've been putting mud in
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there for right now and take care buddy
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thank you take care Oh
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what's Mario and Luigi doing here
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looking for mushrooms
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that's gonna do it for today from Irwin
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Dale California at the Renaissance
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pleasure faire this was my first Ren
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Faire I ever experienced and I must say
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it was a heck of a good time please
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