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Green Meadows Petting Farm - ANIMALS w/ Matts Rad Show

Date: July 07, 2013 Duration: 12m 4s
http://www.AdamTheWoo.com - PLEASE RATE & SUBSCRIBE - I was joined by Matt from http://www.youtube.com/MattsRadShow at the fantastic Florida roadside attraction. Lets pet some animals ...Enjoy.
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0:20 welcome everyone I'm here today with
0:20 Matt from Matt's rad show we're here at
0:22 Green Meadows Petting Farm Green Meadows
0:25 Petting Farm let's go pet some animals
0:29 join us
0:34 value no those aren't the animals you're
0:36 supposed to pet man pet the
0:38 horsey now the animals are over here
0:41 that's just wood those aren't those
0:43 aren't real oh the animals are over here
0:45 we got to go to the entrance you
0:46 startled the cow that dude's petting a
0:48 sign I'm out of here look at that you
0:49 startled the
0:57 cow you're just in a petting mood
0:57 today he loves petting things he loves
0:59 pet
1:00 things a cow chewing its cud do you know
1:04 what cud is learning about
1:09 cud I reckon it's the stuff inside it's
1:11 tummy that it regurgitates and eats it
1:14 up again whoa those kids over there were
1:17 just yelling they're excited about cud
1:20 cud goes in the cheek oh it's like
1:22 tobacco kind of it's like it's a cow's
1:24 tobacco cow's Che it's a cow's tobacco
1:27 right there see him he's chewing his cud
1:29 he's chewing is
1:34 cud slow
1:45 down sweet lip says never leave your
1:45 valuables in your car good thing I don't
1:47 own anything of value I'm sweet
1:55 lips look at how many mosquitoes are
1:55 nesting right underneath your torso
1:57 probably get off the sink
2:06 do you even lift
2:06 bro got your sticker belly button
2:09 sticker I got my sticker here
2:12 too I got my sticker right here whoa
2:15 what is this look at this it's a
2:18 Sasquatch no no not him it's a Sasquatch
2:20 they have him held down here by a by
2:22 this that's like monofilament line that
2:24 you use for fishing fishing line wanted
2:27 to yeah I think I think he's just being
2:29 pain with
2:39 us to P him going to put him again it's
2:39 said that there's creepy haunted trees
2:41 out here somewhere but I don't see any
2:44 haunted trees do
2:52 you whoa he's
2:52 sneezing he's got the allergies out here
2:56 hey
2:58 buddy you don't want to H H yeah I've
3:02 never seen a horse
3:07 sneeze have you guys is he sneezing or
3:07 coughing he's doing one of these he's
3:10 coughing up a a horse hairball hi it's a
3:13 pretty horse hey oh they're coming over
3:17 here hi there's a horse right here
3:21 there's a mini horse and there's many
3:23 more mini horses it's a lot of
3:27 Min hey hi you
3:31 good likes your camera it's a little
3:33 Mohawk kicking the punk rock
3:41 horse Sid hores he's like all
3:42 right for those of you who've always
3:44 asked Adam are you taller than a pumpkin
3:47 well here's your
3:54 answer am I taller than a
3:54 pumpkin you
3:56 decide oh these are the spitting ones I
3:58 don't know do you you
4:05 spit he's got a bit of an under bite
4:05 yeah oh you're too good to spit at
4:11 us you going to
4:11 spit man these llamas just don't give a
4:14 spit that is a big bull whoa speaking of
4:18 bull here's bull dung down here if he
4:20 lunged forward you would have a bad day
4:23 really he would have a bad day you mess
4:26 with the bull you get the
4:27 horns just hogging the food man look at
4:30 he just slapping him look at that it's
4:32 like an insult it's like taking a glove
4:35 and slapping a guy across the face the
4:37 Bull's just like here's my tail you
4:39 watch my tail while I eat boy I'm
5:04 oh his hair's like just like what Spike
5:04 from the GM think would feel
5:07 like there's even a little bit of
5:09 wildlife out here look at this peacock
5:12 I've never seen a peacock up close like
5:14 this before go like this go like
5:18 this are you friendly with your feathers
5:21 peacock how do you get a peacock to show
5:23 his
5:24 feathers you cannot force a peacock to
5:27 open its feathers when do you think
5:29 think she will open her flower to you
5:32 tonight or I will kill
5:41 her why are you petting that it's
5:41 alive that is not an animal after you
5:45 pet some animals you can wash your hands
5:57 here
5:57 clean oo
6:05 that's a self- petting machine ostrich
6:05 ey isn't that the plural of ostrich
6:09 aich
6:11 son whoa he's hissing at you man he's
6:14 hissing at
6:16 whoa are you
6:19 friendly think yeah yeah yeah I'm
6:22 friendly
6:28 yeah got little something in his throat
6:28 that guy over there's pretty friendly
6:30 but that ostrich
6:32 here he is not friendly he just hissed
6:36 at
6:36 us you got a problem
6:46 ostrich man he's strutting like he owns
6:46 this place they took an old tree and
6:47 carved it that's pretty cool into
6:49 something out of Alice and Wonderland
6:51 it's a Wonderland out here I better not
6:55 probably sit on this huh probably break
6:57 yeah you probably break it what is that
6:58 a fat joke
7:00 whoa there's a piece of
7:09 bamboo it's like a javelin you can use
7:09 that as a
7:15 javelin javelin javelin javelin javelin
7:19 javelin
7:21 javelin it's like they're having an
7:23 in-depth
7:25 conversation wonder which one's the
7:27 leader which one of you are the leader
7:34 it's a
7:34 democracy I actually thought this was a
7:36 real bird at first it fooled me you
7:39 fooled me
7:58 bird hey get your little pet there get
7:58 your little pet on
8:00 oh he wants some petting too I love
8:02 goats goats are so oh goat he button
8:06 hooked
8:07 me I didn't know he was going to button
8:09 hook me there's a plethora of goats you
8:12 can have your choice of any of these
8:13 goats that you want to pet it's a goat
8:15 Fest it's goats goats everywhere
8:30 animals oh he's eating my camera stop
8:30 eating my camera strap those guys over
8:33 there just
8:34 chilling that guy's itching himself man
8:36 he's got it figured out he's got a
8:38 scratch on his side he's just taking
8:41 care of
8:48 business there's many rules set in place
8:48 out here in the form of signs this rule
8:51 is only half
8:53 effective your hand right there is the
8:55 pig do the pig
8:58 voice that guy wants out that goat right
9:01 there wants out of there he wants to
9:03 follow
9:05 us
9:18 pheasants I think he's a freaking
9:18 pheasant yes but you get a guy like that
9:20 on your side and he'll break his back
9:22 for
9:24 you that's the rarest animal out
9:27 here pet that thing man the mighty leaf
9:30 blower oh the big 86 careful I love
9:36 people for
9:42 breakfast go get you some shade he
9:43 probably likes the sun though are these
9:45 sheep or are they Rams that's a ram like
9:47 there look and a sheep everybody else
9:50 has their head over those two are just
9:52 like you know what we're going to
9:53 actually get down inside the trough
9:56 they're trough sheep that's the way I
9:57 like to eat
10:00 just get down in the bowl jump right in
10:01 there just jump right in goes to a
10:03 buffet just jumps right in jumps right
10:04 in what are you looking at can I help
10:06 you with
10:07 something are you calling Matt they're
10:09 calling you man what what do you
10:13 want he's right over there you keep
10:15 calling him but look open your eyes he's
10:17 over
10:19 there what they right here what do you
10:29 want I've never seen a zor before hor
10:29 spread for their skills and Magic it's a
10:32 zebra and a horse it's a zor a
10:35 zor that's a zor right
10:53 there thanks for joining me today at
10:53 Green Meadows Petting Farm make sure you
10:55 check out Matt's rad Channel also if you
10:58 like this your video give her a thumbs
11:01 up partner I love this
11:08 pig whoa what is
11:12 that what kind of animal is
11:39 um if you get a second go check out
11:39 Matt's Channel Matt's rad show also
11:42 check out my website thanks for watching
11:45 see you later see you Matt than taking
11:47 me to the pet have a good one man enjoy
11:48 your ride
11:50 yeah say goodbye to
11:58 Matt thanks for joining me today at
11:58 Green Meadows Petting Farm make out make