TDW 1429 - He Bit Me ! - TheDailyWoo Archive

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1:07 Adam the wo wild kingom I'm arriving at

1:07 knb Farm now because they are opening

1:09 this week they have announced and are

1:11 having the grand opening celebration of

1:14 Ghost Town alive they've always had

1:17 ghost town but this is a new

1:20 themed experience and you can see

1:23 there's a lot of other people here that

1:24 are also excited so what are you up to

1:27 today I am I am the ass you're the

1:30 assayer assayer yes not I'm not familiar

1:33 with what that is what exactly is an

1:34 assayer well the uh the miners or

1:37 Prospectors will bring gold ore to me

1:40 and I will determine how much gold is

1:42 actually in the ore they bring okay they

1:44 can decide whether they want to continue

1:46 to work the claim or move along to as

1:51 they like to say better Diggin Mike do

1:54 you have any goal that you want to uh

1:55 you want to give the I do but it's up in

1:58 my tooth you're not a dentist you're not

2:01 a dentist the D dental work is done

2:03 right here in the barber shop so we'll

2:04 go to the dent oh the dental work is

2:06 done in the barber shop he's a man of

2:08 all trades oh yes so he'll pull his

2:10 tooth Justice of the

2:11 Peace yes Barber obviously Justice of

2:14 the Peace multitasking yes yes yes well

2:17 thank you have a good day much yes yes

2:20 you take care of gentlemen so I heard

2:21 that you are also a dentist as well as a

2:25 barber the gentleman down here the

2:26 essayer said that you could pull Mike's

2:29 tooth he's got gold in it and then we

2:31 can take it to the

2:34 assayer I don't know about that put up

2:36 your dukes we do it in a way that's

2:38 that's it right right don't you at least

2:40 give me some sasparilla or some tequila

2:41 or something some tequila wait a minute

2:43 now that's the good

2:51 stuff has to eat everything first with

2:51 grab first with his

2:52 lips

2:54 so you want to feed him you want to feed

2:56 him Mike no I'm okay you want to feed

2:58 him Mike take my head a Mike no that's I

3:01 take my Mike doesn't like donkeys oh

3:03 yeah he's afraid of donkeys how could

3:05 you be afraid of this guy can I feed him

3:08 I'll let you feed him you just got to

3:09 make sure you keep a flat hand and when

3:10 he lunges like that he's going to hit

3:11 you with his lips

3:13 first whoa oh oh he got my finger yeah

3:17 got my finger yeah you got to kind it

3:18 wasn't that painful though it's just a

3:19 little just a little nip Brutus there it

3:22 is right there on his uh what do they

3:23 call this a halter a

3:30 halter right there's Brutus I just fed

3:30 him my

3:31 finger yeah he got my finger he didn't

3:33 get it that good there's a little bit of

3:34 a a little bit of a donkey indentation

3:36 there on my on my finger this here but

3:38 it's moving though it's not paralyzed so

3:41 I don't do do donkeys have

3:43 rabies could they be right there look at

3:45 this it's twitching it's twitching

3:47 seeing all this hay the interesting

3:48 thing is seeing all this hay brings back

3:50 a lot of memories because 5 years ago

3:52 the last real 9 to 5S type job I had was

3:56 working in a feed store and I used to

3:58 throw hay you see how I used to toss hay

4:01 heck yeah and the way you pick up hay is

4:03 by these stps just like this toss

4:15 it that's what I did my fingers are not

4:15 they used to be real calloused so I

4:16 could pick up a better but now I have

4:19 weak hands I have very weak hands my

4:22 hands are not made for for hey they're

4:25 made for donkey biting but not for not

4:27 for

4:28 hey

4:30 oh oh I know yes it's male baldness

4:34 ladies and gentlemen from wearing your

4:36 hats too long or the just m in your very

4:40 mattresses themselves male pattern

4:42 baldness is the biggest problem pling

4:44 the men of Calo around toown but just a

4:47 little bit of mother Murphy's Miracle

4:58 Elixir ladies and gentlemen just like

4:58 that head of hair that would make even

5:01 samon

5:02 jealous go inside the bank and gold

5:05 exchange you want to start an account

5:07 here at the here at the bank do I get a

5:09 what do I get do I get like a free gift

5:12 well let's see do you have anything to

5:16 depit I've got

5:19 uh keys I do wait I should deposit your

5:23 car go ahead and make a deposit of one

5:25 gold coin for you and keep it here in

5:27 your box and whenever you're ready to

5:29 come make it with

5:30 you can come in in the meantime it'll be

5:31 aing interest all right sound good one

5:34 gold bit all right it's been documented

5:36 Fant oh wonderful it's always good to

5:39 have things double that's it does you

5:41 want to set up in account as well sir

5:42 I'm good I'm I well I use his money

5:44 anyway so that's the way it works

5:46 technically that bit is mine it's a Shar

5:49 a Shar account have you seen any of the

5:51 Mayfields around I saw Ike I'm around

5:53 that other the way so should we stay

5:55 clear right over this Uncle Ike who's

5:57 not too bright right uncle ik's not too

6:00 bright I didn't mean to make that a

6:02 rhyme it just sort of Happ I just ran

6:04 into the sheriff and he said your name

6:06 was Ike and you weren't too bright he

6:08 said he didn't mean to make it rhyme but

6:09 he was he was he was degrading you a

6:11 little bit well he would be wrong

6:13 because I'm not Ike you're not Ike ik a

6:15 tall man with a giant wall over his

6:17 mustache and he isn't right my name is

6:19 Sutton and I'm trying to get them out of

6:21 town so you're talking to the wrong

6:23 person who's Ike we're looking for Ike

6:25 ik very is that Ike difficult to miss oh

6:29 with the weird that's him well I did not

6:31 mean to mislabel you but if you want not

6:33 bright you find tiny Mayfield tiny

6:36 Mayfield and you tell him I'm coming for

6:37 him starts any trouble he tell to him

6:39 too I'm going to go tell him all right

6:41 we're going to go say hi to Ike man I

6:43 feel like an idiot now I miss misjudged

6:47 they gave us bad information yeah that

6:48 was that was Sutton not Ike are you Ike

6:51 I not Ike I so we heard there's a guy

6:54 named Ike who's not so bright acor

6:57 Mayfield now who are you I'm Acorn

7:00 Mayfield Acorn Mayfield I'm Acorn ACN

7:03 but but who who is you what I'm evidence

7:06 I'm Adam this is Mike Mike Mayfield Mike

7:09 there's Mike and there's Ike so I just

7:12 ran into the sheriff and he said to keep

7:14 an eye out for a guy named Ike and he's

7:16 not too bright so if you see a guy named

7:19 Ike around

7:20 anywhere steer me in the right direction

7:23 cuz I want to get away from I don't know

7:25 anybody name Ike no one name but people

7:27 are saying your name is Ike no they got

7:30 it wrong it's Mike no this is Mike oh

7:33 Mike dang Mike wait a second Mike and

7:37 Ike it's just like the candy no no I'm

7:41 Mike and he's Ike I'll be Ike you're Ike

7:45 someone needs to arrest this man arrest

7:48 him arrest him hold on on I got a Canon

7:52 with me come here I know you got a

7:53 bigger gun than come on just like this

7:56 then to the elbow and then is it is him

8:00 it is him cuz he's a Mayfield I know cuz

8:03 that's their secret handshake and nobody

8:05 knows about the Mayfield you've been

8:07 you've been uh outed I've been outed

8:09 just don't tell us all right all right

8:11 Mike Mike we'll see you later buddy okay

8:13 stay away from me Ike stay away from me

8:16 and now ladies and gentlemen the gem of

8:19 Calico Miss Ruby

8:23 Diamond to the shake your legs up in the

8:27 air the shake shake shake

8:40 easy

8:41 everybody fantastic and Now ladies and

8:43 gentlemen the je of Calico

8:47 Miss

8:56 Diamond CH R and CH do

8:56 the do the easy now

9:07 everybody

9:07 everybody show them how it's done girls

9:36 oh can you do that if you can we I

9:36 you

9:46 do is that is that your coin or is that

9:46 Mike now Mike deposited a coin in the

9:48 bank and now you're holding a coin did

9:51 you steal his coin out of the

9:54 bank no that's I don't believe that coin

9:58 I don't think so it has Mike's name

10:00 right on it this does not say that's a

10:04 that's for a that's for a it's for a

10:07 thing I'm not you're not really your lie

10:09 is not holding up with me you stole that

10:11 from the bank and it's Mike's it's

10:14 Mike's

10:15 coin no I got this in Seattle okay all

10:19 right that makes sense promise from a

10:23 entertainment establishment in Seattle

10:26 okay seems legit all right you you

10:29 believe that right Mike believe okay

10:42 cool yeah of course can you believe that

10:42 we find a lot of information out this

10:44 way don't we children pointing a weapon

10:47 at their parents a gun even even hash

10:52 things you'll never see at Disneyland

10:54 ever the Back to the Future

10:57 canoe are these LOL lops look at this I

11:01 think these are lollipops right here

11:03 that's cool and they make the feathers

11:04 up in his headdress there are a lot of

11:07 dream catchers all different sizes and

11:10 styles and colors and then around here

11:13 there's some more even bigger ones look

11:16 at this this is pretty

11:26 working I blowing in the wrong end no

11:26 that's the right one

11:36 I don't know I don't know what's worse

11:38 the fact that I do not know how to play

11:39 this or the fact that every other

11:41 tourist in here today has put their

11:42 mouth on this as well as

11:44 mine I didn't know they had my mom's

11:46 meatloaf starter here what will knots

11:49 think of next there's a picture of the

11:52 recreation of George Washington's

11:53 fireplace in

11:56 1940 now fast forward to 20 2016 it's

12:00 still here in this little

12:02 room pretty

12:08 cool I like stopping off in here because

12:08 over there is a jungle like bathroom

12:12 that a lot of people don't know about as

12:13 well this is something Elvis could have

12:15 been proud of you know we had the Jungle

12:17 Room imagine just Elvis wait is that

12:20 Elvis is that Elvis right there walking

12:23 out don't know it's

12:25 Elvis it's the key

12:35 Elvis has left the building go ahead use

12:35 this

12:37 sink I dare you I dare

12:42 you I thought that was a funny joke all

12:44 right come on back out now I've never

12:46 heard of this brand but these are very

12:48 colorful and very sleek and artistic

12:50 looking a coracle

12:53 canteen this keeps beverages cold

12:56 according to this for 25 hours

12:59 and they come in all different sizes

13:01 including this gargantuan size you know

13:04 some would argue that the light bulb is

13:06 the greatest invention ever the

13:08 motorized car is the greatest invention

13:10 but I think the Igloo cooler is it keeps

13:12 hot things hot and cold things cold how

13:15 does it how does it know the difference

13:17 it's time to Chow Down on some knots

13:19 chicken dinner restaurant Chow have you

13:22 ever eat here before Mike have not I've

13:23 never even tried you have not no pun

13:25 intended you have not I have not okay

13:28 the appetizer has arrived I got a little

13:30 salad with ranch dressing a little

13:32 chicken noodle soup a side of rhubarb

13:34 over here are there biscuits in

13:36 there are there some biscuits in there

13:39 look at those delicious biscuits and you

13:41 got salad also with ranch and then

13:43 what's that oh that's rhubarb that's

13:46 rhubarb okay so this is boen berry for

13:49 the biscuits and that's rhubarb let's

13:51 take a look at the rhubarb here for

13:53 those who do not know what rhubarb is

13:55 it's kind of a tart fruity kind of

13:57 subject test it test it out have you

14:00 ever had rubar before no so I'm going to

14:01 go ahead and try try it out I might as

14:03 well try for the first time give it a

14:05 taste

14:12 test it's kind of tart right a little

14:12 bit it's kind of sweet it's kind of like

14:13 almost like a orangey kind of texture

14:15 like an

14:17 orange orangey glad you got rhubarb

14:20 yes a the main course look at this thank

14:24 you out of all the time I've been to

14:25 knottsberry farm I've never been in the

14:27 Snoopy headquarters there's Charlie

14:29 Brown and look Snoopy's dogghouse right

14:32 next to him stuffed

14:40 snoopies there's a lot of snoopies in

14:40 here why does he look so angry in this

14:43 picture road rage Snoopy you ever have

14:46 one of those moments where you feel like

14:48 you've ate way too

14:50 much that's exactly how I'm feeling

14:52 right now I wasn't planning on really

14:54 eating lunch today I was going to have

14:55 like a little snack but I was at knsb

14:57 farm with Mike he had never been to

14:59 notch chicken dinner restaurant I said

15:02 hey man I'm only here another month in

15:05 California you never been there let's

15:07 make a moment of this so that's what we

15:09 did we went and ate and if you've ever

15:11 been to the chicken restaurant here at

15:12 knots the portions are huge should have

15:16 got the salad but I opted for the

15:18 chicken they give you a breast and they

15:20 give you a wing and a leg as well as an

15:25 appetizer a dessert mashed potatoes

15:29 all kind of stuff so good so fattening

15:33 but I'm justifying this because I think

15:35 I've earned a cheat day cuz I am on day

15:38 27 or 28 is it in a row of only drinking

15:42 water I haven't had soda or coffee or

15:43 juice or any of that stuff so I've been

15:45 really good kicking the habit of

15:47 Mountain Dew and stuff so I guess I owe

15:49 it to myself to have a a hearty meal

15:52 plus I know this is not the correct way

15:54 to lose weight and then not the best

15:57 healthiest way to go want a diet or

16:00 change of eating habits but yesterday I

16:02 was so busy filming all the black dollia

16:05 stuff and all that that I forgot to eat

16:08 I didn't eat it all day yesterday so I

16:11 guess if you look at the fact I didn't

16:13 eat yesterday and I over at for lunch

16:16 today kind of balances itself

16:20 out look at this Old ET

16:24 photo from Universal Studios Florida

16:27 wonder what year this was run that's my

16:29 sister ET and me there on the left doing

16:32 the over-the-top pose

16:35 1999 wow time sure does fly that's right

16:40 come on here that's an Arnold look alike

16:43 this is my buddy Cody I'm not sure who

16:46 this guy is over to the far right I

16:48 think it was a friend of Cody's and

16:50 there's me man I used to love that hat I

16:52 used to wear that hat all the time

16:53 here's a picture of me that's me in the

16:55 middle there with no tan and very sweaty

16:59 hair and very skinny in the middle there

17:01 and that was after a very exciting

17:04 Pennywise show and this guy here with

17:06 the joy killer shirt on that is Jason th

17:10 who passed away I believe in '95 or 96

17:14 he was the old bass player from

17:16 Pennywise does anyone remember when

17:17 Universal Studios Florida used to have

17:19 the Back to the Future animated series

17:21 cutouts the wooden cutouts in front of

17:25 the Doc Brown train that's me right

17:27 there staring at Biff see

17:30 me we're having a staring contest this

17:33 is a good moment that's me riding a pig

17:36 look at my bleach blonde hair right

17:39 there this is right after my family and

17:40 I just moved to Florida it's my sister

17:43 on the last look at her wearing that

17:44 cute Mickey shirt and I'm holding an

17:47 apple and she's holding a sign that says

17:51 Adam's

17:53 Apple we thought we were being funny and

17:56 look at those

17:57 jeans wow wow who the heck is this guy

18:01 it's always cool to look through old

18:03 photos and see how things change over

18:05 time your mind stays the same but your

18:08 body does not follow those rules see you

18:12 guys tomorrow Vlog over

TDW 1429 - He Bit Me !

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