The Queen Mary DARK HARBOR Halloween Event - Inside The Haunted Ship / All Mazes On Opening Weekend
Dark Harbor On The Queen Mary
Transcript
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Today's adventure begins as the
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recording of this Saturday, September
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20th, 2025. I am here at the opening
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weekend. It opened last night. Last
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night was opening night. I was at Six
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Flags Frightfest, but I am here for the
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second night
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of Dark Harbor Queen Mary.
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>> Oh, someone just dropped something. All
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right, it is happening. Here's the
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little washboards. It's currently 7:30.
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Doors opened at 7. I believe the opening
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ceremony is at 8 or 8:30, so I should be
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able to make it in in time for that. I
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have something called Evil Express, a
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ticket that I purchased, which gets
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front of the line. I was here last year
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and it was really busy. So, recommend
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doing the front of the line ticket if
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you so choose. All right, getting ready
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to scan my tickets and I want to show
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this and just give a little There's
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going to be some scary images, strobe
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light warning. So, if you're sensitive
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to strobe lights, flashing images, and
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scary, ghoulish creatures, be warned.
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Strobe light warnings. There will be a
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lot of strobe lights. So, if you're
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sensitive to that, heads up. Oh, yeah.
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There's definitely a lot of people here.
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Going through the checkpoints up here.
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They got the Queen Mary ship right here
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in the Long Beach Harbor,
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ready to do a haunt. I've been to this
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haunt many, many times.
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Probably maybe my seventh seventh or
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eighth year, give or take a year, here
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at the Queen Mary Dark Harbor. Always a
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good time. I never went to
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Shaktoberfest, which was like the weird
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couple years where Dark Harbor wasn't
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here and Shaquille O'Neal took over and
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did a haunt. Kind of wish I would have
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gone to it, but I didn't. But I'm back
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for Dark Harbor. All right, heading in a
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little bit slightly different entrance
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than how it was before. The opening
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ceremony is at 8:08, which has to
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symbolize something with the something
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that happened on the ship, either at the
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time or a date stamp of 808. But right
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at 808 is when the at the shipyard by
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Dark Harbor is going to start the
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opening ceremonies are going to take
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place.
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>> The Queen Mary will know her greatest
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fame and popularity when she never sings
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another month or carries another fair
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passenger.
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Forget about my children.
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I think she must read us. And we are
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back.
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>> Oh, there comes a doctor and a petta
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princess there. Going to do some
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dancing. It's like the butcher.
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Oh, he aims to serve.
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>> The public is warned that he has been
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considered extremely dangerous.
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>> She is the icon.
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>> You must be [music] adopted. I don't
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believe Without further ado, you're
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Here we go.
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Okay.
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Okay. [music]
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Heat.
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>> All right, it's time. I think five
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houses, a couple scare zones, three
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houses. Well, three mazes on the ship
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for you,
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>> Captain. You're smoking right now.
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>> Well, you know, I'm I'm a tad hot. You
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know how it is.
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When you have a queen like the voodoo
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priestess. Oh my god. She gets a brother
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or what they say smoking.
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>> How are you two?
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>> We're doing wonderful tonight. Good.
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Good. Good.
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>> Got a little selfie here.
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>> Oh yes we can.
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>> Very nice. Thank you. The creatures of
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the night are kind of just like staring
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my direction. I don't know what they're
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like consulting amongst themselves and I
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got they ended up sliding over like
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towards me kind of startling me. They
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were consulting amongstel just slid
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right over my way. We're going to head
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to the infirmary on the ship first and
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foremost. Fun fact, this used to be a
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Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, and
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they moved it over here. I rode that
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many, many years ago. I don't know if
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I'm going to ride it today, but I'm
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going to head over to
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>> So, fun fact, Sean, this used to be at
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Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.
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>> This one did.
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>> This was the one.
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>> No [\h__\h] Really?
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>> Yeah, that's the one.
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>> Michael Jackson rode that.
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>> Fun fact. How do you know that?
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I think there's a sign somewhere. I rode
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it one time. Not at Neverland. Deep
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fried Oreos.
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>> Well, unless they unless they got rid of
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the one from Neverland. I got a new one.
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But I think that's it.
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>> Now that I say it, maybe I'm wrong.
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So far, no one in this line.
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I have a feeling as the night goes on
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though, it's going to Oh, I hear
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chainsaws.
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>> Going aboard.
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Going aboard
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the isolation for
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>> Goodness
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darker. It's dark in here. Kevin,
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where's there not scary farm flashlight?
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Oh, that's good.
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The doctor The doctor's at his table
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there.
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>> Dr.
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>> Oh my gosh.
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So dark. So it is so freaking dark in
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here.
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>> Holy crap.
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>> You scared the crap out of me. [music]
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>> Oh, this is cool. Look at this little
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mechanism.
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There's a snake right here.
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>> OH MY good lord. free you. Oh, no
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worries, no pain. Everyone shall enjoy.
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How free
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>> that was. That guy was good.
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>> He like drove that thing right in the
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other guy's skull.
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>> Oh. [screaming]
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>> Are you going to jump out of this?
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>> Maybe
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not allowing us in the gift shop.
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How was this right here?
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>> Oh, look.
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>> The show must go on.
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>> What is this thing? Oh my god.
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>> I don't know what's
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>> Look at this hallway. See this hallway,
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Liz?
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>> Yeah. Like all the way down. It's
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>> freaking sick.
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>> Oh [\h__\h] No.
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>> Wait. That is really scary. That's
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really creepy.
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It looks like people are starting to
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formulate over here for another Q-ine to
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another maze. So, you can definitely see
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people are starting to show up and fill
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up in here. You can see Yeah, starting
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to get a starting to get a little busy
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now. All right, I got some tokens. They
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were $15 for four tokens. Going to split
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them between the group. Some other
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people in the group already have bought
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some, but we're going to go to one of
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the three speak easys. The tickets are
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the tokens you purchase here. And while
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you're going through the mazes, there
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are hidden speak easys that you can use
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with the token. So, got that. I might
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use one each and keep one as a souvenir.
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Going back on the ship for Lullabi,
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second maze of the night. I think
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there's three on the ship, two off the
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ship. This is the second maze.
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I think we get to see the pool, the
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haunted pool through here.
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We got all kind of carnival run. I'm
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going through first.
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>> You scared Liz?
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>> No. I always go first.
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>> I'll go first.
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>> I'm the most tiny one here.
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>> Okay. Well,
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>> I'm the most non-tiny one here. I'll be
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I'll be the giant leading the pack.
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>> Yeah. Really not first. There's like big
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group of people in front of us. So,
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>> I'll be the first in our group.
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>> Back on the ship.
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>> Have a good night.
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>> Thank you.
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Yes, sir.
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>> Most scariest thing on here are the
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stairs.
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>> Yeah, honestly. Yeah, there's a lot of
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them.
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>> How do we get married?
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Get her out.
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This
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>> is a horrifying pallet jacket.
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It's
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>> a haunted pallet jack.
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Oh shoot.
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>> Have you seen my daughter?
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>> OH MY GOSH.
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>> HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
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>> WHO?
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>> My daughter. She was a little crow on
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hair. Why you better? [music]
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>> That's cool.
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>> I see a bunch of
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>> Where are we going?
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>> I don't know.
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Is that [music]
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right there? Is that right here?
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>> He didn't say stop.
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>> Dude, it's so dark in here.
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>> Right behind you.
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Oh, there's a light.
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>> Okay, done.
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>> Duck down.
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>> It is so warm in here.
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>> The bowels of the ship. You're the real
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pool.
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It's so dark in here.
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>> Oh, I don't like that.
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>> Oh my god. Where's Oh my god, it's so
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dark.
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>> Oh my god. [\h__\h] [\h__\h] [\h__\h] [\h__\h]
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>> That's the pool. She haunts the pool.
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There's the real pool right there.
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>> [laughter]
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>> Come play a game with me.
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>> I know. I don't want to play. I don't
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want to play.
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>> No. Come play with me.
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>> I don't want to play.
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>> Come play with me.
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>> They might want to play with you. Try
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again.
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Sorry, guys.
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Stop it. What did you throw at him? Is
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that a skunk?
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>> [screaming]
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>> You all right, Lis?
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>> I'm so sorry for coughing. I'm so sorry.
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I'm really scared.
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>> That thing just scared you more than
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anything I've ever seen scare you
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[laughter] in my entire life.
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>> I don't like little dollies. Girls, be
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careful.
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>> Oh my gosh. Look at I forgot about this
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last year.
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>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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We did not.
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>> Oh no,
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this is the staircase.
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>> What the
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Oh no,
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>> dude. The whole thing buckled.
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>> Oh my god,
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>> that's so dangerous.
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>> Oh god. Oh god.
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I think it was somebody.
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>> It's so dark in here. Why am I going
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first?
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>> Because
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>> Okay, the stairs are really steep, you
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guys. Okay.
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>> Can you not please let me get down the
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stairs first?
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>> It's not over.
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>> You don't want to crack and break your
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head open. Yeah. Time to play a game.
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>> Let's go. Okay.
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>> Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper,
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scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot
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your tail.
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>> Oh my god.
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>> Oh, she's still
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>> She's following you, Liz. Liz, she's
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following you.
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>> Drowning we will go. A drowning we will
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go. I hold the terry on the drowning.
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You will go.
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Oh my goodness.
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>> I'm so sweaty.
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>> Is this thing ever going to end?
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>> Hi.
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>> Hello.
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Oh, now we're in the pool.
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>> Oh, we're in the pool.
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>> For my pool party pool party. You're so
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excited, Mr. Bear Bear all day for you.
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>> A Mr. Bear.
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>> And you're just going to leave? You
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don't like it?
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>> It's kind of
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>> I love it, but I got something.
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>> Yeah. [laughter]
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So far, I'm so sorry.
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I hear chainsaws.
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All
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right, now into feast, the final cut. I
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don't know if I'm taking that to mean
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that this is the last year they're doing
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the feast,
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but it's the final cut. Look at this.
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They have some red telephone boxes that
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you'd see over in England right here. UK
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telephone boxes,
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Long Beach. Off the ship and back on the
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ship, which I think might be the third
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time entering onto the ship.
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Uh-oh.
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>> Hello. What is this?
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>> A feast.
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>> Oh, the the feast. Okay. Thank you.
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Stop lolly gagging. We got a time table.
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You guys are not meeting the quota.
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>> All right, come on. Let's go. Let's go.
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>> No lolly gag. Uhoh.
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>> Oh, there's something there.
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Yep.
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Gunal noises coming from that monster.
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I'll take you to the chopping block.
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>> Oh, look at the hands coming out of THE
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TABLE. OH MY GOD.
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like a toilet here.
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>> like hanging over a toilet.
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>> Oh, they're cooking up some
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people.
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Soilent green art people.
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Oh my god.
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I thought you were part of my group and
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he just like walked by.
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I thought I thought that was one of us
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walking by.
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Hello there.
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Okay, that is looks horrible.
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That looks horrible back there. That was
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very, very painful.
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Different setup than before. People
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hiding in the lurking in the shadows
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This is getting like scarier the farther
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it goes in.
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>> Anyone want to go through there?
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>> Yes.
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>> Somebody want to do it? Can you crawl?
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Do it.
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>> You can go through. Can you go through?
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Go crawl through there, Kevin.
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>> All right, let's go in. Kevin, it's all
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you. Kevin's going through.
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Kevin's going through there.
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We're going in the first speak easy.
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>> We're now in Oh, got a little scare
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actor in here.
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We're inside. What do they call this?
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>> Speak easy.
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>> A speak easy. The feast. Everything
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comes to an end. This is the last. I'm
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taking this to mean that this is the
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last one time they're doing the feast.
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>> Maybe. Or you're the last.
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>> The last feast.
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>> Yeah.
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I went ahead and grabbed a mocktail. The
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guy says that's right. It's like
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grapefruit juice and some kind of other
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items that are in there. He goes, "One
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virgin fairy water.
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Got it over there at the the little
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bar."
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>> That is tart. Did you get the same
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thing?
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>> Yeah. Unfortunately, paid $22 for a
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terrible drink.
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>> Oo, that's got some tang to it.
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>> Coming in.
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>> Oh, smelly.
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>> What you got on, Jurgens? M let the
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bullets
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put some pepper down there. Some herbal
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essences. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Okay.
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>> Have you guys enjoyed yourselves?
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>> We did. Thank you.
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>> Who knows? This would be really weird.
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They chose the guy [music] with gown to
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walk around. Lord,
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>> apple cider vinegar.
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>> Human.
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>> Human. Okay.
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>> Delectable.
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How's your How's your uh your
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>> It's the worst drink I've ever had in my
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entire life.
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>> It tastes like at Epcot you drink the
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grapefruit shop beer and you vomit and
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it's a stomach pile of grapefruit.
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>> How is that okay to serve? [laughter]
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>> A grapefruit stomach.
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>> Stomach. Grapefruit stomach vial, right?
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>> That's great.
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>> Look, all of us have drank maybe one sip
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each. Look at this. Nobody's dr. You
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drank the most like two gulps.
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>> Kind of a neat setup of the ship itself.
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Shows all the different levels, all the
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different rooms on the Queen Mary
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as we're heading back out to the off the
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ship itself to do more hawks.
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Now, some of the merchandise here. It
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says the I Love Queen Mary's Dark Harbor
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right over here. You got it in a couple
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different designs. Also got a a hoodie
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here. Zip-up hoodie with the same design
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on the back over here. You also have I
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survived Dark Harbor. There would be the
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front of it there. You also have this
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one here, which is a pullover hooded
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sweatshirt, which has the witness eight
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spirits
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Queen Mary's Dark Harbor. All right.
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Kind of thinking about maybe getting a
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snack of some sort. They got some shish
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kebabs over here. Look at this.
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Ultimate corn dog. The ultimate corn
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dog. All right. Don't get no better than
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that. Is that what you want?
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>> No, but it's the ultimate. We got
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dealing with.
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>> What is it?
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>> This is what we're dealing with. Dude,
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they gave me the like the craziest onely
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plate. This thing is so hot right now
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into big chop of terror.
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Creeping clowns over here.
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>> Kyle, you met Kyle?
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>> Yeah, Kyle.
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>> We go way back.
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>> Kyle,
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lots to see, lots to [music] do, right?
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Lots of compressed air through here. Oh,
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cool little pumpkin guy there. Oh,
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that's is that animatronic? I think it's
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animatronic. Kind of neat. Stepping
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outside [music]
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here. We got the girl with two heads
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right here. Got the lion tamer. [music]
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>> like some creepy.
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I've seen you before.
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kind of reminds me what was the thing
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last night that trickor treat.
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>> Trick or treat. Yeah.
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Yeah, these things are always so trippy
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walking through these.
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>> Someone's honking like really loudly
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honking. Oh wow.
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Know what's going on. Someone honking
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all that. So loud. This is so uh this is
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very slick here. These are
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what the heck. You got all the these
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right here. Not only slide, but then you
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got all these like little like
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playground [music]
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kind of like roller balls.
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Wow, this is so loud in here.
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Keep thinking like a truck [music]
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honking a horn. That was a really quite
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the uh quite the attraction in there.
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That was that was that almost kind of
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dangerous like going through there. All
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right, now into a maze called a
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breakout.
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I cannot see
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anything but flash flashes
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through here.
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That's the judge around my judge right
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>> You're part of us now.
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>> Guilty.
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Time for that path down.
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They need some more strobe lights in
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here. Good god.
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>> I'm going to have a seizure. Holy cow.
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>> That's too much.
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Add some more strobe lights in there.
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Please hear what happened. Oh no. That
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guy dropped his walkie-talkie thing. I
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wrapped around my foot and I was
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dragging it and I'm like, "What the
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fuck?"
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>> I like
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Think of them now, Sammy. Think of them
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now.
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Do time. Carve out some time. Time to
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carve. At least you have a bed, Sam.
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Don't [music] sleep much. Don't sleep
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ever. Baking dreams, stale bread, future
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butter. Need something a little more.
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>> Hey, we're going that way.
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Oh, wow. It's like [music] blowing air
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out there.
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Like a little statue right here.
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>> Oh no.
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Don't give me a kid. You old hack.
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A little lost.
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Oh my gosh. I didn't see you there.
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>> Too many too many strobes.
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>> Yeah, that was the most amount of that
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is way too overboard on the strobe
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lights that one. Especially that last
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room now into the voodoo.
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I think this might be the last house. Or
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maybe it's not even a house. It might
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just be a scare zone.
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You can roast marshmallows over here.
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Can roast some s'mores.
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Haunted hookah there. Oh yeah, there's
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another house over here. Yeah, there's
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another house. Yeah, there's one more
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house. It's the voodoo queen's curse.
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>> Ultimate s'mores experience.
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>> Yeah. The ultimate s'mores experience.
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Voodoo fries.
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>> Going past the headstones here. All the
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graves into
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the voodoo curse.
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Look at that right there. The voodoo
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curse.
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Yeah, that's cool looking. You got the
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church, the voodoo curse church. You got
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the ship behind it there. Every once in
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a while, a little little uh pyro flame
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will pop up. You got the skeleton in
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front. That's pretty cool looking.
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All right, going in.
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All right, there is definitely
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some evil
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dolls in here.
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>> Oh, here we go. More strobe lights.
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>> Good lord.
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>> Is out of control.
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>> I'm in a coffin shaped hallway right
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now. That's pretty cool. Look at that.
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All right. I like all the fog and all
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this, but man, they've gone really heavy
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on the strobe lights here, which really
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can't really see and it's like a little
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too much, but I like this area.
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Oh, look at that. Look at that big
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snake. I like that.
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Like that big snake right there. [music]
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Like
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Okay, on the way out now there's this
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like demonic looking creature here. Wow.
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All right, that was cool.
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Didn't like the strobes up.
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>> Do we We need some more strobe lights in
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>> If you have seizure issues, you're not
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going to make it this night.
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>> That's bad.
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>> That reminded me a lot of Do you
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remember the Bay one they used to have
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at Knots?
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>> I do.
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>> There it is. Wrapping up Queen Mary 205
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experience. The second night it was
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open. Opened last night. Didn't make it
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to opening night, but I made it to
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opening weekend. A good time was had.
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And that's going to do it for today.
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Thanks for watching. The vlog is The
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vlog is over.