The Original Renaissance Pleasure Faire 2019 - Performances & Foods / Southern California Ren Faire
A visit to the Original Renaissance Pleasure Faire In Irwindale California for their 2019 event
Jordan’s Channel
http://www.youtube.com/dazewithjordanthelion
Help Fuel The Woo
http://www.patreon.com/adamthewoo
Transcript
0:02
today's adventure brings us to the
0:02
Renaissance pleasure faire here in
0:06
Southern California I do my lord you
0:10
like a snack for the way in this is a
0:11
snack oh that's right delicious trotters
0:14
only one father in a piece you can't
0:15
beat that what exactly are they for
0:17
their pigs feet pigs feet right wait to
0:19
this yes I promise you do you have a
0:21
farthing on you I know what's the more
0:23
popular of the items that are down in
0:25
your basket there for you can see I have
0:30
given a sampling to a few people have
0:33
they been refrigerated what is that
0:35
refrigeration keeping them cold and
0:38
fresh and that way there's no like
0:40
bacteria on them what's the bacteria
0:44
what can we have to look forward to
0:46
today there we are merely five merchant
0:54
sailors enjoy the festival perhaps some
0:58
people on some quests potato potato
1:01
pirates privateers possible Ravens bein
1:03
here actual humble service you see I did
1:06
shake hands with the Pirates and now I
1:07
seem to develop a growth from shaking
1:09
hands pirate like a plague yes a plague
1:13
of sorts now welcome everyone
1:16
Adam the Wu here I would woo what's your
1:19
name my name is Gerald the great I'm
1:22
here working Renaissance Faire like they
1:24
did last year and it's a lot of fun all
1:25
right well I'm gonna head in well I hope
1:28
you have a wondrous day I'm gonna invite
1:29
them to join me we should do it it's a
1:32
lot of fun here and affair show you and
1:34
I bet you're gonna have a lot of fun
1:35
with this guy it's your size this is my
1:40
size this is true 26 ounces why not
2:32
I see you back there
2:32
you should also mention the hanging out
2:34
with a friend today right here
2:37
I've invaded their time period I'm
2:41
taking it over days of touring the Lions
2:43
here wait Jordan hi like someone else
2:47
with that I grew a garden
2:50
what is this gadget I don't know if
3:00
you'd be allowed in one of those
3:01
floating balls there because I think
3:02
your horns would like poke a hole in
3:04
them let's think as long as you can get
3:07
it under the drawbridge you're okay it's
3:09
fairly obvious I'm selling rats it's the
3:11
cheapest food deal in the Shire see for
3:14
drumsticks on each and every one and
3:16
they make good children's toys say look
3:18
stay see how well-trained it is it's
3:21
wonderful minutes of one for children
3:23
see look I can prove it
3:24
tastes like chicken it speaks well maybe
3:29
the bite now yes it well okay look okay
3:38
because I wanna hurt you wear anything
3:38
it's stuck on your finger well I'll give
3:42
him a kiss he'll let go Bob some serious
3:43
rabies might be floating around oh my
3:46
goodness
3:47
well it was a different time dude just a
3:49
different time oh it's a sample yes so I
3:53
can try I could try a little little bite
3:55
are you also giving the cinnamon this is
3:59
regular honey
4:00
that's coconut honey that you're putting
4:02
in your mouth coconut
4:03
may I try some of cinnamon tasty
4:07
cinnamon I see you have a noble steed
4:34
Lois there's two here they get jealous
4:42
Oh mischief maker may I may I Pat whoa
4:53
enough mischief making stop
5:15
you see how hot it is there it's already
5:15
good if you thought that was exciting
5:17
when do you see the lady over there
5:18
making medieval deviled eggs that's
5:21
right so we've made these decorative
5:23
things out of the children wait these
5:26
are the children yes chicken children of
5:33
the chicken just as you can see in the
5:45
Sun as you go go ahead I just go back
5:48
and forth you can see the green Center
5:51
Blues on the Blues turn into lessons
5:53
there
5:53
I like your pen here that we wants the
5:55
redhead nice
5:57
I like you open as well yes I'm wearing
6:01
I'm wearing my my pair here my pirate's
6:04
parrot have that one on the board I
6:06
thought he's a good boy he's a good
6:10
board oh not a bore he's a boy is abduch
6:14
pork chop pork chop swine you see he
6:19
goes with the grain yeah you got all
6:23
kind of puns yeah I'm trying to branch
6:25
out
6:44
they want to stick with their King Henry
6:44
deities false religion but they need to
6:48
come home
6:49
the breeze arms are open the Lord the
6:54
Lord loves that's a video it's a moving
7:26
moving picture
7:37
so a circus is about to happen I'll be
9:11
there are an assortment of food options
9:11
I'm kind of leaning towards right over
9:14
here they have pork chop on a stick it's
9:18
just just like it the name states it's a
9:20
pork chop alright thanks so much looks
9:27
pretty dang good see if it's as tasty as
9:31
it appears
9:45
this is how Anthony Bourdain really got
9:45
his inspiration for a show right here
9:54
how is it look well is it good or is it
9:54
great no take another couple of seconds
10:06
to shoot it it's excellent
10:08
some of the other options baked potato
10:10
soup in a bread bowl and of course steak
10:14
on a state and even some tri-tip chili
10:18
which is what you opted for grandpa's
10:22
chili a little bit of everything down in
10:24
there yeah I could almost dip this I
10:27
won't do that I'm not gonna do that but
10:29
I could almost dip it down in there be
10:31
pretty tasty
10:38
this says God is disappointed yes this
10:38
is the new tract from Martin Luther it's
10:40
the updated version God is disappointed
10:42
in you it has very many things like I
10:45
was reading the the Exodus story
10:47
Moses kept it his best to keep order
10:50
about people kept getting sick and
10:51
fights would break out this one there in
10:53
the desert people threatened to leave
10:54
and go back to Egypt for a while it
10:56
looked in the midst of all the crayons
10:57
the tribes of Israel would dissolve and
11:00
he gave the word to the people and a gas
11:02
went up from the crowd for this was
11:04
serious God was serious of other people
11:07
not disobeying him and eventually the
11:10
nation of hikers was saved amen all
11:13
right thank you for that passage
11:15
thank you yes God is disappointed and
11:19
that's pretty much exactly word for word
11:21
what I was going to say when I saw you
11:22
eating the pork chop - but she beat me
11:24
to it
11:25
sinners a very nice overcast day today
11:30
right here on the water good little
11:32
breeze to cool you down and the sun's
11:35
not too incredibly hot because of the
11:37
clouds
11:58
it's back
12:09
I get eight throws with these axes
12:09
target over here oh that was bad right
12:49
this is the last one
12:51
are you dr. Benton his shame this is the
12:54
last one got a fight get the blade just
13:01
the blade probably not Santa I really
13:05
want good luck lick it lick it lick it
13:10
I'm not gonna do it well let's see if
13:12
the kiss work
13:21
oh did the stick but I hit it won't work
13:21
they're letting me walk over here and
13:22
show look at this right there that's
13:26
that was my axe smush right there in the
13:32
target nailed it
13:33
of course this is all the ones I failed
13:35
at all of these I miss but one out of
13:39
eight not too bad it seems to me that
13:42
the most popular booths out here are the
13:44
ones that serve alcohol everybody's
13:47
drinking it up twice the cracks twice
14:01
the danger
14:02
place the applause no here's how it's
14:13
gonna work I'm gonna take this what I'm
14:14
gonna bring out
14:24
some little spoons here and he's
14:28
actually whittling I before my eyes so
14:32
you've taken a pen and wrote you
14:33
basically drawn the spoon on there and
14:35
he just kind of exactly follow the
14:37
outline with the hatchet so I can start
14:40
creating the shape see it for him up and
14:43
it's waste away all the material with
14:45
the hatchet and fine-tune everything
14:47
with a few nice nice thank you for
14:49
showing me that thank you
14:50
this is a good way to promote fruit
14:53
smoothies with a fresh fruit tree right
14:58
beside the stand and down here some
15:01
Delicious apples and strawberries
15:46
I don't know what the backstory is on
15:46
this but this rock is filled with doom
15:49
and has a thin forever there come the
15:54
zip liners whoa that's an abrasive stop
16:04
everyone say
16:16
he can do laundry magic mr. weddings
16:16
gonna kiss on the left he has accrued no
16:18
apparent reason we'll give you a hint
16:22
the louder you cheer that's right
17:07
I'm Jesus
17:07
here Jesus obviously the first I thought
17:11
you were Moses no I know that guy you
17:15
know Moses all right if I see him I'll
17:19
send him your way of course just talking
17:21
I'll be over at the pub okay sounds good
17:43
decided to get another bite to eat in
17:43
the form of a
17:45
meat-pie can't pass up on these sea
17:48
shepherd's pie
17:50
it's basically ground beef and a little
17:52
mashed potatoes
17:53
tucked away down in the little nooks and
17:56
crannies but if you see it it's like OOP
17:58
starting to break apart is shaped in
18:00
this circular fashion we get a little a
18:02
little better view here the piping oh
18:05
that's that's hot hot and piping carrots
18:10
peas meat delicious pie speaking of
18:24
beasts among beasts this guy's tearing
18:28
into this thing like a wild animal
18:32
there you go folks a wild bear in its
18:35
habitat caught eating what do you know
18:37
my camera trying to enjoy this off film
18:40
and I noticed his buddy dies father one
18:53
question one question for you back to
18:55
yourself
18:56
hotshot shut up is there any way at all
19:00
in the world where if there is I'm never
19:05
calling good father paper says boys I
19:09
don't know what joke you're getting at
19:12
but there is no never will be never has
19:16
been a leprechaun none I'm the other
19:20
leprechaun fools to the ground laughing
19:22
laughing chortling I told you you banged
19:27
a penguin
19:39
he's gonna mustache with the mustache
19:51
where are you off to all right okay
19:58
carry on
20:09
I never raising ingredients that can get
20:09
one exactly where they needs to be its
20:11
rung hovering
20:22
it's a magic elixir that takes me I
20:22
cannot take me where it needs to be
20:24
well your pirate ships out of that sea I
20:27
cannot get it where I can find water but
20:30
I cannot find one to expand the ship's
20:33
Emily
20:33
if you want someone they can do it and
20:37
it's taro first I'll have them email you
20:41
yes I thought you were talking to me
20:47
saying I was sticky break it up I don't
20:52
know how you do that but thank you for
20:54
noticing
20:58
excuse me sir do you know where I could
20:58
find some I ok and powder Australia
21:01
Australia takes many years you can
21:03
develop immunity now you came
21:53
that's gonna do it for today if you're
21:53
new here please subscribe by doing some
21:55
helps keep you in the loop and
21:56
up-to-date on future adventures in my
21:59
life as well as uploads here on this
22:00
channel
22:00
take it a step further reading that
22:02
notification belt see you in the next
22:05
video the vlog it's over that is AC
22:12
weary vessel if ever there was one