TheDailyWoo - 245 (3/3/13) Church Of Elvis

0:04 welcome everyone Adam the woo here it's

0:04 my second channel daily blog channel

0:07 don't be confused by These Bars I'm not

0:09 in jail I'm on the streets of Portland

0:13 Oregon right here on the streets in the

0:16 concrete on the corner of North 4th

0:19 Avenue and West Burnside Street in

0:22 Portland Oregon that's right that's

0:25 where I am right now it's the daily woo

0:28 fire hydrant right there with a little

0:30 Scabby cat someone's drawn a little

0:33 Scabby cat right there I don't know what

0:35 Scabby cat is but it's pretty artistic

0:37 don't you think it's the daily woo it's

0:39 a daily woo why did I do the daily woo

0:41 three times that's because the last two

0:44 times I screwed up the intro cuz I was

0:46 so flustered yesterday I wrode in a

0:48 DeLorean so you can't blame me for

0:50 screwing up the intro and you also can't

0:52 blame me for standing in front of this

0:53 look at this this is awesome I think

0:56 this is what they refer to as the

0:58 Chinatown District of Portland Oregon

1:01 right here pretty fantastic I guess I

1:03 don't know some placees called it

1:04 Chinatown I don't know what this would

1:05 really be called but it's pretty awesome

1:07 the art deco here straight up top pretty

1:11 fantastic going to take you down here

1:12 and show you something pretty awesome as

1:14 well today is Sunday you know a lot of

1:16 people celebrate Sunday by going to

1:18 church and going to read the Bible

1:20 worship God fellowship with their other

1:23 fellow Christians and other religious

1:25 faiths whatever your religious faith is

1:27 hopefully you're at church today and if

1:29 you're not I'm going to show you a

1:31 church that's a little unorthodox it's

1:33 right around the corner so prepare

1:35 yourself for an unorthodox Church

1:38 prepare yourself also I want to let you

1:40 know that there's actually a lot of

1:41 homeless people around here in the

1:42 Chinatown district there was actually a

1:44 person sleeping on the ground back there

1:46 I didn't want to disturb them that's why

1:48 I started to whisper she always want to

1:50 whisper you don't want to wake up a

1:51 homeless person especially in Portland

1:52 Oregon you don't know how the Portland e

1:54 Portland nightes OR the Portland folk

1:57 you're going to handle being awoken I

1:59 don't like being woken do you anyway

2:01 let's look at this come on look

2:03 look it's the 24-hour Church of

2:11 Elvis the way it works is you're

2:11 supposed to put a quarter right inside

2:13 of here and it's supposed to light up

2:15 there's supposed to be TVs and all kind

2:17 of dancing

2:18 mechanisms right there all these buttons

2:21 very futuristic isn't it see you put a

2:24 quarter in and I actually had a pocket

2:27 full of quarters right here see here's a

2:29 quarter it's a little smaller than that

2:31 one but that's basically a quarter

2:33 mine's much smaller than that one this

2:35 guy's got a whole collection of quarters

2:37 I should just tape that right there

2:39 anyway you put the money in here which

2:41 I'm going to do right

2:43 now but see nothing happens it just

2:45 Falls in you heard it clunk to the

2:46 ground it's all completely broken the

2:49 Church of

2:51 Elvis Church of Elvis is no more sadly

2:55 24-hour Church of Elvis it's closed it

2:57 must not be open every day they're open

2:59 7 days a week week just not in a row I

3:01 guess that's how it

3:06 works I should probably go online maybe

3:06 youu you maybe you should also I can't

3:08 even talk and check out what this thing

3:10 used to look like you see some of the

3:12 cool rot iron things up in here we got

3:14 some decorative trinkets something out

3:16 of Marty

3:22 gr Marty Gro style I was really hoping

3:22 you put the quarter in and Elvis would

3:24 appear like in a hologram kind of like

3:25 that Tupac thing we did last year where

3:27 he appeared and was singing and dancing

3:29 I would love to see to see a hologram

3:31 Elvis Presley I'm guess they're talking

3:34 about Elvis Presley what other Elvis is

3:35 there Elvis costell that'd be weird you

3:37 came all the way out here to travel put

3:39 a quarter in wasted 25 hard earned cents

3:42 thinking you're going to see the king

3:44 and it's Elvis Costello or Elvis Smith

3:46 or Elvis crankenstein I don't even know

3:49 if there is an Elvis crankenstein but

3:50 I'm making that up right now I'm going

3:51 to change my name to Adam the woo Elvis

3:53 kinken sign Adam the woo Elvis kinken

3:56 sign so mark that down anyway I'm going

3:59 to go Google cuz I haven't really done

4:00 any research on this yet but I'm going

4:02 to check out and see if there's any

4:03 videos of when that was working if you

4:04 guys find one let me know go to my

4:06 Facebook page Twitter post something on

4:08 there I don't know who know I don't even

4:09 know what I'm trying to talk about I

4:11 just want to show you this Portland

4:12 Oregon we're going down to

4:14 Eugene we played in Portland last night

4:16 we're going down to Eugene Oregon today

4:18 to play a show last few shows have been

4:20 awesome pretty cool I uh I don't know if

4:22 you remember the punk band dead

4:23 Kennedy's but the last two nights Jello

4:26 bfra has actually played with the band

4:28 I'm playing with so so we got to hang

4:30 out with him pretty cool guy definitely

4:32 a punk rock legend so that was exciting

4:34 exciting hanging out with a punk rock

4:35 celebrity if there is one celebrities a

4:37 punk don't even mix but if they did it'd

4:40 be cool cuz it doesn't make any sense

4:42 I'm not making any sense I show you one

4:44 more thing hold on let me show you this

4:45 my van's parked way over there I'll give

4:48 you the aerial the aerial the spinning

4:49 view of Portland Oregon here see people

4:53 putting money on I don't think you're

4:54 supposed to put money in the meter on

4:56 Sunday I haven't been towed yet that

4:58 would really stink to be towed cuz the

5:01 thing's not working back there the Elvis

5:02 thing's not working and being towed

5:04 would just be a double

5:12 whammy yeah I don't see any tow trucks I

5:12 do see someone walking there looks like

5:14 a little punk rocker wearing a clash

5:16 t-shirt we have the dead kennedies last

5:18 night and a female walking with a clash

5:20 this is a punk rock Town punk rock town

5:22 here in Chinatown it's punk rock

5:24 Chinatown it doesn't make any sense I

5:26 want to here's my van still a little bit

5:28 dirty but I want to show you something

5:29 it's very depressing more depressing

5:31 than the Elvis Shrine Church being broke

5:34 down look at

5:36 this it's my iPhone can you see it can

5:38 you see my iPhone it's been

5:41 shattered I've shattered my iPhone I

5:43 dropped my iPhone last night look at

5:46 this hopefully you can see the crack in

5:49 there my iPhone has been shredded and

5:52 broken luckily I'm still able to do the

5:54 Vlog blogs I don't know if you can see

5:56 it in there you might not be able to see

5:57 it but the whole face of my iPhone is

6:00 cracked but the microphone hopefully

6:02 still works if you can't hear any audio

6:04 it's just good make up your own audio

6:06 over what I'm saying what am I saying

6:07 now here's the part where you add your

6:09 own audio in ready 1 two

6:19 3 that's fun right that's going to be

6:19 the new experience here on the daily woo

6:21 I'm going to let you go Portland Oregon

6:23 it's the daily woo it's the daily woo I

6:26 need to keep doing my intro

6:28 better one last look chop sooi they have

6:32 chop sooi over there have you guys ever

6:34 had chop sooi I always know that word

6:37 but I don't know if I've actually ever

6:38 eaten chop sooi I had Chinese food and

6:41 Japanese food and Sushi and all that

6:42 stuff chop sooi sounds good I'm might go

6:44 get some chop suoi maybe later on today

6:47 not here in Portland though why would I

6:48 want to eat in Portland when I could go

6:50 somewhere I don't know where where's the

6:52 best place to get chop sooi I'm keeping

6:54 rambling I'm staring at a cracked iPhone

6:56 screen which stinks I'm going to let you

6:58 go check down below for my t-shirts alum

6:59 goodbye

TheDailyWoo - 245 (3/3/13) Church Of Elvis

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