TDW 1757 - The Horrors of Spooky Empire 2017

0:00 ah coffee and Mac

0:03 Tonight what a way to start the day

0:06 welcome everyone Adam the woo here

0:08 International Drive Orlando we have epic

0:10 McDonald's across the street Hogan right

0:13 here at his beach shop but I am heading

0:15 in the vicinity across the road to

0:18 Spooky Empire 2017 Ryan's here also it's

0:22 my second Channel Daye we have a

0:23 matching coffees caffeine is very

0:25 important kids it's the daily wo there

0:28 have been many different incarnations of

0:30 Hogan but I remember him as thunder lips

0:32 in the flesh baby the ultimate Man

0:34 versus the ultimate meatball there's the

0:37 Orlando Eye Ferris wheel about to head

0:39 inside doesn't look like the line's too

0:41 terribly bad the time has come I'm going

0:45 in I'm going in there's every possible

0:48 array assortment and color of Jason Bor

0:52 mask that might be a little you might

0:53 not want to wear that out in public if I

0:56 you wear that in public yeah a 7-Eleven

0:58 7-Eleven rob it by I've known this guy

1:01 for 20 years right here I haven't seen

1:03 you in two decades and now I realize

1:05 that you're doing the horror convention

1:07 you're pimping out your wees I am I am

1:10 this is awesome though I need to get one

1:12 of these and just wear it while I drive

1:13 my RV and check this out there is a

1:15 Silent Bob one that's so awesome my

1:17 favorite genres of movies are horror

1:20 films and 80s also so when it's an 80s

1:23 horror film kind of makes it doubly

1:25 exciting so these conventions I'm a big

1:28 fan of here's something you don't see

1:29 too often often this is Fly Boy From

1:31 Dawn of the Dead I've never seen a Fly

1:33 Boy maskk before the Romero classic

1:35 that's I like that and I'm just noticing

1:38 that this Reagan has a nose ring I never

1:41 knew I never knew our former president

1:44 was had such amazing fashion accessories

1:47 it's good to see Johnny Depp is staying

1:49 busy speaking of this is the probably

1:51 the saddest Edward Scissor Hands I

1:53 really like though it kind of gives it a

1:54 somber feel and these little stuffed

1:56 animals here my favorite is this little

1:58 candy corn it's like a scary candy corn

2:00 and you're the one who creates all these

2:02 and I really love your outfit it looks

2:04 like a Hollywood Tower of teror bellhop

2:07 outfit and your company's name is

2:09 Bearcat Creations I really like this oh

2:12 my gosh look at this look at this from

2:14 Beetle Juice here's a fun fact but right

2:16 here at the deals of the Dead booth

2:18 there is a reproduction of the Day of

2:22 the Dead newspaper and this guy here

2:25 Larry gave me my copy what 5 years ago

2:28 you met me in Gatlinburg years ago yeah

2:30 five or six years ago you gave me this

2:32 and this used to hang in my California

2:35 Home in the hallway so if anyone

2:37 remembers those days this is where I got

2:39 it I feel like at some point in my life

2:40 I need to watch this James Earl Jones

2:42 the voice of Retribution in Terror or oh

2:46 no I just hate cold cuts Attack of the

2:50 Killer I have never seen this I feel

2:51 like my life is not complete now I hate

2:54 to tell you this but you have something

2:55 looming over your shoulder is he safe is

2:59 he safe can can I wait is this is this

3:01 poisonous my he seems okay and you have

3:03 something on your shoulder too what's

3:05 going on here shoulder demon shoulder

3:07 demon and imagine if you showed up to a

3:09 blind date and this was her some of

3:13 these are pretty incredible this one

3:16 especially that is a mask that you could

3:18 wear you can wear that Gizmo mask and in

3:21 case you were wondering I'm wearing

3:22 these stylish New Wooden glasses Tony

3:25 here he also has a pair you found me out

3:28 with the parking lot and you said hey I

3:29 got an extra hair do you want them thank

3:31 you very much I've never what are these

3:32 called again SCH Woods SCH woodswood you

3:36 wear them also I should wear this I

3:38 think you I think

3:40 youwood this is slightly disturbing

3:42 these are like dead animals and made by

3:46 the undead so the undead is just making

3:49 something dead wait so this would this

3:51 be Undead or dead what would you clarify

3:54 that's dead and you're Undead or maybe

3:56 even a finger keychain

3:59 finger keychain here plenty of boosts a

4:02 lot to see and if you're willing to

4:04 purchase a lot to buy like this cup full

4:07 of fetal human replicas and down here

4:11 human teeth earrings and let's not

4:14 forget a piece of a raccoon's nether

4:18 regions I love how a lot of old classics

4:21 are now being released on Blu-ray the

4:24 alligator people in sparkling HD and

4:27 you're holding a movie prop right there

4:29 is that jaw

4:30 this is the dick shark oh okay that's

4:32 not what I thought it was thank you I I

4:33 appreciate it thank you the Coffee Shop

4:35 of Horrors now I know I had some this

4:37 morning it's getting later in the day a

4:39 second cup never hurt anyone especially

4:41 when it's free look at that delicious

4:43 goodness compliments of Jesse and the

4:45 Coffee Shop of Horrors what's your

4:48 favorite Brew of all these I would say

4:50 waffles and syrup waffles and syrup

4:52 stranger Brew is this Audrey too

4:55 mhm bigger does he ever does he ever

4:58 look at you and say feed me Seymour no

5:01 no not he do do that no never he's only

5:04 on blood so far so you've never fed him

5:06 no not at all that's for sure the the

5:08 Band-Aids were just accidents all right

5:10 that's good who this is a Creature from

5:12 the Black Lagoon

5:14 vehicle running the and Greg's Drive

5:17 you're driving it right Greg yeah I'm

5:18 trying to get it out of your camera come

5:19 on keep keeping in the FR go go go go go

5:24 go go

5:25 go

5:27 terrifying not the creature your driving

5:30 is terrifying this is the autograph room

5:33 you might recognize some of the names D

5:35 Snider has quite the line Ralph machio

5:38 from The Karate Kid of course one of my

5:40 favorite 80s movies and look who it is

5:43 right over here the one and only Malcolm

5:46 McDowell from Clockwork Orange that

5:49 looks delicious I just had some coffee I

5:51 should have put some of that milk should

5:53 have put some of that milk in my coffee

5:55 that would have that would have H been a

5:56 nice Ensemble and I like your ensembles

5:59 by the way very nice wao it's like an

6:01 entire Cavalcade of

6:04 characters oh my goodness that's right

6:07 come on come on kill me come on I'm here

6:09 come on kill me I'm not really sure

6:11 what's going on here but there is a

6:14 pigheaded creature with a

6:16 chainsaw did you dismember the pigh head

6:19 and then put it on your torso or what's

6:21 the backstory on this what's the

6:23 backstory on that do you know Vincent

6:26 and I make delicious fritters you make

6:29 delicious Critters or fritters fritters

6:33 oh all right I seeing you I don't know

6:36 what she's said I must say you have

6:37 taken puppetry to the next level that's

6:40 a that's an animals Noggin on your head

6:43 there what's that's right right what the

6:44 heck am I witnessing right here well his

6:46 name is jerk face jerk face jerk face

6:49 okay that's not very nice to call him

6:50 that but he chose it himself so this is

6:52 my good friend Shivers who is single by

6:54 Shivers the CL you're single all right

6:57 well we'll look you up on Facebook and

6:59 uh

7:00 and go from there fantastic who

7:03 that what is what is with the gurgling

7:06 sound I'm trying to enjoy myself and

7:08 you're just making so much noise people

7:10 are trying to have a good time out here

7:12 keep it down keep it down gosh who what

7:16 the heck why did you do that was he

7:19 causing problems just keep in order here

7:20 sir were you causing problems I I just

7:24 asked him to sign a DVD now I know some

7:26 people have backpacks some have fanny

7:28 packs you go the extra mile and you just

7:30 drag around a torso half a torso half a

7:34 torso why exactly are you dragging half

7:36 a body around what is the reasoning

7:38 behind that well it was an accident it

7:39 was an accident yeah it wasn't us it

7:41 wasn't our fault yeah keep keep telling

7:43 yourself that well he jumped into a wood

7:45 shipper we just we just tried to pull

7:47 him out yeah see what the judge and jury

7:49 says pal that's what we're worried about

7:50 here at the troma booth we have I've

7:52 always wanted to meet you toxy here

7:54 remember that time when you took the end

7:56 of this and you like barricaded it on

7:57 top of someone's head remember that when

7:59 you're like man that was that was uh

8:01 that scared me as a child but now that

8:03 I'm an adult and I meet you I'm not as

8:05 frightened as I once was it's it that

8:07 that's what happens the older you get

8:09 things that scare you have to face your

8:10 fears and I'm facing mine at the moment

8:13 this guy on the end the far right with

8:14 the Spooky Empire hat that's pety he's

8:17 the one that runs this entire show if

8:18 you're going to promote a movie that's

8:20 one way to do it Pool Party Massacre and

8:24 look at this look at this little action

8:26 figure headless I think I'm going to buy

8:28 this hat I like it it's been a while

8:30 since I had a nice trucker hat I really

8:32 like this one I do like 80s horror so

8:35 kind of makes sense this looks extremely

8:36 painful there's just Blood and Guts

8:40 dangling there you all right buddy it's

8:42 leg day sh don't say a word don't say a

8:46 word just grab some candy just just grab

8:49 just grab a handful of candy he's behind

8:52 you whoa the battle begins I've heard

8:55 the Legends the stories have been told

8:58 and now in person I am finally face to

9:01 face with The Kilted cuz you're wearing

9:03 a kilt and you're a creature so it makes

9:05 sense do it light up oh it does that's

9:09 Fester power right there and check it

9:11 out out front is Night 2000 the Night

9:13 Rider mobile kit and look closely you

9:16 can see the little you can see the

9:17 little light going back and forth they

9:20 have the back hatch opened there's

9:22 Hasselhoff and some sweet subwoofers and

9:25 look who else joined the party it's The

9:27 Adams Family might be hard to see it but

9:29 if you look closely on the horizon you

9:32 can see my RV against the tree line way

9:36 over there whoo check out this hearse

9:39 and look in the window here there's like

9:41 a skeleton oh and check this out on this

9:46 vehicle it's just a it's just a flesh

9:49 wound sitting next to Oprah Winfrey and

9:51 Charlie Chaplain and I have myself an

9:53 enchilada rice and beans and Greg you

9:56 got the same thing as I did yes we're

9:58 we're following soup here and after a

10:00 nice meal since I'm in the neighborhood

10:02 going to take a spin around the Orlando

10:04 Eye

10:37 d

11:01 is very hard to breathe in this thing

11:01 while running I'm a little too

11:03 overweight for

11:23 this

11:24 vog over

TDW 1757 - The Horrors of Spooky Empire 2017

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