Opening Night Of Knotts Scary Farm Was WILD - All NEW Experiences & Haunted Houses / Lights Off Zoo
Knotts Scary Farm 2025
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Today's adventure begins as the
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recording of this Thursday, September
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18th, 2025. Opening night of Not Scary
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Farm 2025. This is the line an hour
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before doors open
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>> to get in.
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>> Holy.
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>> Holy cow.
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>> I went and got coffee.
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>> And by the time I got coffee, this is
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the line. Now look [laughter] at this.
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>> We usually get here like really early.
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>> 5:00. We're an hour and a half later
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than us. Yeah,
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>> we're getting a different experience
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though, so that's kind of nice.
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>> We will definitely not be watching the
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opening ceremony.
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>> Nope.
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>> What time is it now? 6:30.
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>> It is 6:29.
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>> 6:29. Opening ceremonies at 7:00.
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>> We'll hear it from the entrance, baby.
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>> Yeah.
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>> At this throng of people, throngs of
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people heading in.
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in order to ensure a safe enjoyable.
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>> There's a big chicken
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>> scary farm opening night. Honestly, we
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might at least get into the herd of
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people. It's 6:37.
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We might actually get in and be able to
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see the opening ceremony from a
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distance.
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>> Maybe.
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>> I mean, that was pretty fast, actually.
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>> Yeah, we're just going to be a long way
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from that rope. There's the park.
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There's the park entrance and there is
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not scary far. Opening night, Thursday,
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September 18th. All right, it is 20
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minutes till opening ceremony. I'm going
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to try to wedge in over there and see
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what I can see. Definitely the farthest
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back I've ever stood. However, last year
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I lined up two two and a half hours
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early before the doors open. about two
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and a half, two hours really. And I was
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two people back. Something was wrong
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with the ticket turn style to get in and
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I ended up being almost this far back,
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like almost near this building here. So,
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I was still really far back even getting
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in 2 hours early. So, this is a lot less
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stressful and I'm really not in much of
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a worse position than I was last year
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getting here 2 hours earlier than this.
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So, it's all luck of the draw, but I'm
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in
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I think it's starting.
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The cameras are all going up.
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>> Look, they've already made their way
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through the crowd.
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monsters know your name
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a little more terrifying.
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>> Come on, everybody. Come on. Everybody
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get some. Get in here.
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>> Got me right in the face.
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>> Come on.
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>> This is so good.
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>> Oh, wow. There we go.
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>> Good to see you again.
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>> Oh, what is that?
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>> Oh, that's fingers.
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>> No, inards.
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Oh, that's to dung. That's dung. Okay.
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>> Oh, look who it is. Mr. Woo. Come to see
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Otis in Ghost Town.
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>> I did just for you.
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>> Not scary farm. Come see me in the fall.
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>> I will, sir. See you later.
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>> You're back.
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>> It gets too intense. So, I want to give
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those guys heavy,
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very lot of flickering lights, strobe
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light warning, and scary images. So, if
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you're partial to strobe lights, just be
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warned. There's going to be a lot of
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strobe lights and scary images tonight.
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So, it's going to get
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>> Hello.
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How's it going?
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Oh, there's a Oh, it's the fly guy
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again.
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>> Look at this guy's got like a machete.
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>> The devil's elixir. against your soul be
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>> going into the
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>> Did your mom ever tell you it's room to
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serve? The ladies on the corner,
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honey.
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>> Oh, here's an officer of the law. Well,
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a lady with a mallet
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>> and an officer of memory lane. Enjoy
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your stay forever.
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>> Thank you.
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>> The devil's elixir.
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>> The devil's elixir. That concoction
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serving at that blasted blind tiger. Do
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not give in. Spread the word.
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We're in one that's been here for a
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while.
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>> Room 13.
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>> Oh, wow.
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>> That's pretty good. [music] Something's
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happening in the bathroom, Jacob. This
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bathroom's disgusting.
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>> Oh, she's regurgitating in the sink
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there. She vomited in the sink. [music]
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Vomited in there.
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Now she's on the phone.
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>> She's calling someone because she
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Thank you.
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>> Welcome everyone out of the Woo. I
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forgot to do my intro. Now I'm doing it.
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Join me.
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>> I just [laughter]
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There's a big group of us. Jacob's here.
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Hey, everybody. Everybody else is back
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here in the back. There's a whole bunch
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of us. There's like a group of like 15
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people. Join me and everyone else. A lot
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of us. Shall we get distracted by the
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opening ceremony? So, this is Mesmer.
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It's the last year that Mesmer is
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happening. This is the last year and
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then it's retired after this. So, going
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through this one now. 10 mazes and all
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scare zones and then a show. The
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hanging. You think
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>> it's good start? Yes.
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>> My my mine's a good start.
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>> Yes. I'm throwing it out.
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>> I like it.
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>> So, thank you.
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>> Are those mutton chops?
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>> Oh, yeah. You like my mops?
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>> Those are good. They're They're done
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well. They're
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>> Have you ever thought about going with
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like shaving the beard and going with
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mutton chops?
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>> Never.
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>> Never. I want
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>> I think you look good the way you I
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think I would stick with the beard.
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>> All right.
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We're going into a lifetime.
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I
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may
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>> Oh, this thing always reminds me of a
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mask.
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>> This cannot be red. Red room.
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>> Oh my gosh.
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>> Will eventually shatter.
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>> Got me in the hand.
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Oh, that monster got me in the hand.
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>> Like not on my hand. That was accident.
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But got to wash my hands though.
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>> How humid out here is it, Kevin?
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>> These California people are all
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complaining. This is beautiful weather.
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>> It was humid in that maze, though.
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>> Adam, you haven't been home in like a
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month.
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>> That's true.
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>> When you go home,
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>> they just see what humidity is.
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>> That's true. You're right. You're right.
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basically to see like how amazing this
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is supposed to be. You got to accomplish
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the first the first year.
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>> That was our last time in Mesmer.
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Everyone
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>> rip
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it.
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>> Cinema Slasher.
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>> Yes. One of my personal favorites.
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Returning again for a third or fourth
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year. This used to be the theater where
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they had dark cry, which I love. But
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Cinema Slasher is also a really good
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one. This where you see the popcorn
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bucket. Stab me the popcorn bucket.
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>> You have the shirt right here, right?
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You got the shirt. You got the You got
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the shirt.
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>> Wait, you you had the shirt, too. You
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just forgot. I forgot to bring it. We
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could have been twinsies. Oh, this guy's
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got a something standing on the Oh,
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that's not good. He's standing on the
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staircase there.
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>> What do we got over here? Oh, that's
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disgusting.
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>> That's
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very disgusting.
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Please.
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>> Oh, no. Why?
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Wow.
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Oh, that's a huge chainsaw.
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Massive chainsaw right there. Oh, wow.
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Wow. Okay. Trying to get through here.
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[music] Huge chainsaw. Look at that
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thing. Like bigger than the guy wielding
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Oh, he's got a hammer off the
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>> hammer hand.
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Love him.
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He's the icon of this maze.
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Look at this.
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>> That's always a good time. That one's
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always a good time. All right. They're
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saying the first show of the hanging
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might fill up and we might not get in.
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We're like there's like two people in
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front of us here.
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>> So, we're going to wait and see.
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>> There's only three shows of the hanging
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the whole evening, but I wanted to hit
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the first one just to get the crowd
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reaction.
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Can they close down the vlog?
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>> You guys are bad.
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>> Sorry guys.
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>> I apologize.
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>> We're now heading into chilling
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chambers.
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The mishmash of old not scary farm
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haunt.
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Shut up.
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>> NO
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CRAP. Unsubscribe to his crap. You I
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will eat you up and you will
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he told people to unsubscribe to my
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crap.
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>> [screaming]
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>> Who are you?
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>> Oh, it's a defecating room.
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Like,
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dude, it actually smells. It actually
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smells in here.
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It actually smells like gum. All right.
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Now, now going back kind of into the
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nether regions, the backstage area of
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the park. Cuz over in here, well, around
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the back are the two new houses and
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mazes. Right. It's now time for a new
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house. Brand new this year. Bloody
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Mary.
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It's going to be good. Brand new house,
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brand new maze. It's happening. Just do
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not look into a mirror and quote her
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name. What is it? Three times. Is it
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like Beetlejuice or is it just one time?
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I can't remember. Either way, you never
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look in a mirror and say your name. Is
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it three times Bloody Mary?
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>> Yeah, three times in the bathroom, in
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the mirror.
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>> Okay.
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>> So, like Beetlejuice,
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>> her name. [music]
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We will all die if you say her name.
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>> She's up the top of the stairs.
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>> Her name is evil. She won't stop until
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she gets [music] what she wants.
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>> What's he doing? You regurgitating it.
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Vomiting in the table all over this
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dinner.
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>> Oh my gosh. Quite a bit of vomit.
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>> She's in the mirror. Don't do it.
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>> Don't do it. Don't say her name.
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>> Bloody Mary in the mirror.
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>> Wow.
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>> Are they in the mirror? There you can
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see her.
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>> [laughter]
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>> Sorry,
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>> Jacob. Do not say that.
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>> What's going on over here? Oh, look.
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>> Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. [music] Bloody
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>> Kitchener, you're not supposed to say
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>> Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary.
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>> No.
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>> sawing something.
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He got Oh. Oh, that came painfully close
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to my nose. Anyone
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savages anyone? No, [music]
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but you
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good. I just say
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>> thank you though. Thank you.
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>> This kitchen is definitely
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seen some things.
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>> Just Kujo right on the side of the dog
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dog house.
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Heat.
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Science.
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Fire.
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Oh, what is that?
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Oh, it's a big rat.
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>> Oh, that's nightmare fuel. Look right
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above the body there. Terrifying.
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>> Oh, look at that. The little girls are
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cleaner.
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You're in my world.
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>> That thing got me good.
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I didn't think that was ever going to
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end. Holy cow. That was lengthy.
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Wow. It's hot in there.
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>> It was hot. It was hot and long. It was
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a loaded long.
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>> That's the new widow. Well, last year
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was the new widows.
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This is the new zoo. This is the old
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Justin.
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What now?
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>> I like this one last year. [music]
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Widows
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going in to the Black Widows.
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An old nursing home has been taken over
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by spiders.
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>> Look at this whole crew we got.
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Hope no one's afraid of
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>> grandma. So nice of you. Grandma, come
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on in, darling. I've missed you.
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>> How have you been?
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>> Not bad. Not bad.
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>> Don't go in there. It's scary in there.
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>> Don't go in there. [music]
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>> Lots of spiders.
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>> Hello there. Hello. Hello. [music] Heat.
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Oh,
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okay. Coming. [groaning]
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goodness gracious. Can't see anything in
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here. Like in the womb of a spider or
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something.
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>> I hear some chanting.
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>> That can never be good.
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What the heck?
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The next generation shall [music] emerge
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before dawn.
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Sisters, I call you to action. Go and
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find
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a
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really good one. I like that one a lot.
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Didn't really care for the other new one
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before this one. The Bloody Mary. It
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wasn't I don't know. I didn't think it
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was uh I didn't think it was good as I
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was expecting, but I like widows a lot.
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That's your favorite one, Kevin. You
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love spiders.
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>> You feel like you would take a shower
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afterwards.
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>> I saw Rick. Rick was jumping, man. He
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was like so afraid of spiders in there.
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>> Oh, man. I'm jumping like an eightlegged
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freak.
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So Rick said the same guy that designed
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the spider maze designed this one.
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>> Yeah. That's Daniel Miller. He he's like
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the senior maze designer here at Knots.
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>> So it should be pretty good.
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>> He's been here forever. He did the
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original Asylum Maze like back in the
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day.
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>> And he's done like Mesmer. He did Zoo
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Widows. Anything that's like really
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really messed up is Daniel Miller. And
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we love Daniel. Sounds good. Oh, watch
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out.
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They're
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>> coming for you. An interesting thing
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about this one is
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And after 11:00, it turns into a
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completely dark maze. So, it's two mazes
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in one experience. Now, before 11 and
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then after 11, completely pitch black
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with a flashlight. So, we're going to do
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the zoo twice. Round one of the zoo.
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Lights on.
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These reports of veterary surgery mean
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surgical alterations.
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This is going to be terrifying at night
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with the lights off.
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All right.
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kind of reminded me of the demogorgan.
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How you doing?
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Do not put your hand there.
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That is
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his mouth.
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Oh my god.
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Horrible.
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That's horrible.
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Never had shark.
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Never
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had shark.
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That's real good.
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Nice. Nice ending. Nice ending. That's
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going to be horrifying with a flashlight
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later. Yeah, I like that one. That was
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uh kind of horrifying. Kind of demented.
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A little scary. It's going to get really
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scary later with the lights off and a
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flashlight.
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Lights off in there.
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>> You going back in with the lights on?
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>> Yes, I am. I don't know about you. You
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going back in?
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>> Oh, yeah. We're going to go back in with
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the flashlights later. Why not?
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>> What could go wrong?
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>> Hey, you know what? Some of us look
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better in the dark.
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>> Fair enough. Fair enough. How's it
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going?
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>> Poison buried the best. [laughter]
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>> Round two. We're now going in the wagon
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camp.
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>> I think we made it to the show. We'll be
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able to meet you in line in the line.
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>> Once again, folks, please make sure your
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whole party is here at
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>> How do I get up? How do I get up in the
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wagons? Huh? Come into the wagon.
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>> Come into the wagon. Wait, is there room
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in the wagon?
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>> Find the Back to the Future reference in
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the show.
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>> Oh, there's a Back to the Future
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reference in the show.
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>> Back to the Future reference in every
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>> I will find it. Justin won't find it.
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>> Justin knows nothing about Back to the
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Future.
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>> What?
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>> Nothing.
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>> He never had a website called
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btfour.com.
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>> Oh, there's the Back to Future.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the
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star of the Mandalorian, The Last of Us,
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leader of the Fantastic 4, and a
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national treasure, Mr. Pedro Pascal.
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>> Hello. The hanging is for mature
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audiences only. [music]
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It contains coarse language, traffic
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violence, and as you can see, I don't
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hum. [music] I love your names. I have
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anxiety. I will not be taking questions.
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Walked out and they never came back
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>> because weapons.
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>> They wereing drunk.
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>> [sighs]
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>> Oh jeez.
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>> Good citizens of Calico. [music]
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>> The wall animatronic animatronic.
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>> Stand back buddy. I got this.
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Oh no. They blew it off. Just ain't
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frozen wall.
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WORLD.
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>> Hello there.
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>> Oh, why in the world they always bring
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these dead canaries to put them right in
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my face? Huh? I don't know.
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>> Who you guys work? Who you guys working
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for?
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>> Right there.
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>> I don't work for anyone as far as you
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know.
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>> Three canaries even.
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>> Dude, that's what they want.
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>> These sickos. Sarah Marshall's behind
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this for sure. You know that Marshall
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the witch?
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>> I can't. Who is she?
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>> Yeah. Some folks say she turned into a
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bird.
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>> A bird we could hang soon as we get her.
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>> Now listen you gawkers.
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>> You catch her.
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>> You bring her to us.
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>> An extra 500 if you find her two sisters
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too.
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>> See what he can do.
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>> He can see what HE CAN DO.
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>> WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING?
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>> THAT'S A hysterical laugh.
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>> Yeah, sure.
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>> They can see what they can do. Paul, can
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you believe that?
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>> Just like old time that time.
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I'm the DNA energy drink. [music]
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Oh, wait. Hold on. We're in here.
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>> She's judging us.
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>> SHE almost got my nose.
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I almost got my nose.
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he is, the Caddyy Wampus in full size
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for
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>> He's following you, Jacob. The Caddyy
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Wampus.
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>> There he is.
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That was called Jules.
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Okay. Trust me, I got chickens. Those
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are eggs.
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>> They were growling for a minute, but
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then they stopped.
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>> All right. Grimoire.
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>> Sad. Peter, this is the last last year
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of Grimmoire. You going to shed a tear?
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>> No. I like new stuff.
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>> So,
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>> can you explain what the Grimoire is?
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I've never been. It's like a a camp
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ground.
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>> I think there's a campground. Everybody
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should film him doing the explanation
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right now.
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>> All right, we are all looking at I got
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really confused what the grimoire is.
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>> The first time I went through this.
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What's happening?
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>> What's the grimoire?
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>> The grimoire.
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>> So there's this book called the grimoire
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which is kind of like the book of
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>> come over here. Peter explaining
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explaining the grimoire.
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>> Okay, we got all the cameras. We'll put
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another one on Peter. Peter, what's
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wrong?
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>> Okay, so there's this book called the
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grimoire. It's like the book of the dead
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or something like that. It's the Knox
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version of the book of the dead. And
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basically we go to this campground and
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we're reading the book and it brings us
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back in time to like World War I.
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>> Don't ask any questions.
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>> Okay, we can't ask it.
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>> But it's the last year.
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>> No questions.
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>> And it's last year.
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>> Our last walk through the
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>> Would you rather be stuck in this house
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or stuck in the hanging for an hour?
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>> This house.
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>> Peter wasn't a fan of the He wasn't a
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fan of the show.
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>> It's not for everyone. It's not for
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everyone. read it.
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>> Wait, the Grimmoire book is Sarah
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Marshall's book.
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>> Yeah. And so it's showing different
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periods in time.
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>> I did not know that.
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>> Where the uh where the book like where
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the evil escaped from the book.
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>> It's a witch's book.
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>> A witch's book.
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>> But why do we go to World War I?
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>> Cuz that's showing like what the what
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the book was up to during World War I.
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>> Half my video is going to be us trying
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to the grimoire. I don't know. Anybody
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else know what the heck the grimoire is?
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Jeff Tucker in Wicked. They call it the
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grimarine. They
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>> a world where being thankful is filled
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with a thirst for blood. Grimoire.
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Grimoir. Damn these souls to our pages
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through dying breath.
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Sammy. Sammy. Sammy. Wake up. Sammy,
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wake up. Sammy. Sammy. Wake up.
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We're going to go through We're going
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through the tents.
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>> Look at this. We go through the tents.
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It's my favorite.
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I hope everyone is hungry. Dinner is
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ready. Heat. Heat.
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>> He is the conductor himself right here.
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The conductor.
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Good to see you.
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>> All right. Time for eight fingers. Nine.
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>> New maze. last year.
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>> My poor dead husband.
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The boogeyman got me.
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Heat. Heat.
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That was awesome. That was so good.
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>> That was really good. All right, it's
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time now for after dark.
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It's after 11:00 p.m. over here at the
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zoo. They've handed out flashlights.
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All lights off. Going in.
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Just the lights off.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah. This is saving the best for last.
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We got our
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got our little flashlight. You ready?
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OW.
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I stepped on.
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>> I almost tripped over this guy right
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here. I literally almost fell. I
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stumbled.
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>> I know you're waiting.
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>> Don't do this.
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Okay, we're safe.
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Like a bird right there.
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It's like a bird.
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>> Oh god.
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This is like really scary.
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All right, that was awesome. That was so
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dark even with the flashlights on. Holy
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cow.
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What a good ending.
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>> Awesome. Literally.
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>> And that's going to do it for today. And
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that's going to do it from the opening
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night of Not Scary Farm 2025. The first
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night did not disappoint. Really had a
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good time. Thanks for watching. I'll see
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you in the next video. The vlog is over.