TDW 1161 - My Cosplay Fail at Dragon Con 2015
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Welcome everyone. Just hanging out here
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at Dragon Con Saturday. Me and my
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friends here doing some cosplay.
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Hanging out in the vendor room. You guys
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having a good time? Dragon Con's in full
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swing. Saturday edition. Just hanging
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out, wandering around the vendor room.
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People shopping, people dressed up,
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doing some stuff.
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I think I might wear this the entire I
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might actually wear this the entire the
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entire vlog. It's my second channel.
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Daily vlog channel. It's the daily
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monster mask in cosplay.
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I've never done cosplay before. So,
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Oh, look at this. It's Jeff Heinbuck
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here and K here. Where are you guys
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mask?
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Oh, it's on my hand. I'm not wearing it.
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You're not going to wear it?
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I'm wearing one. You don't want to go
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full cosplay, bro. Full cosplay. You go
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full cosplay.
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I'm in cosplay.
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There you go.
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So, look at this. Which What are our
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names?
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I'm Dungar.
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Dungar. What would my name be, Cody?
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Pickles.
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Dungar.
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Dungar and Pickles. I like that. Dungar.
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Dungar. You can see how many people.
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So, Dungar, which what should we do? We
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are in the vendor room now. Dragon Con
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is made up of how many different hotels,
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Cody? How many hotels are here? You
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should put your mask on.
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I don't have one.
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Go get a mask.
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All right. Here.
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Go get a mask. There you go.
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There we go.
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So, we got Dungar, Pickles, and what
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should his name be?
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I can't pick it.
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You can't pickles.
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I don't want to say shades. That's
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shades.
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Peppers.
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Pickles. Peppers. Pickle. Pickle.
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Peppers. Okay. You're peppers. Pepples
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and dungar.
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All right. So, I'm pickles. I'm pickles.
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You're dungar. That was probably the
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worst cosplay name. Yours is a good one.
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Mine. You have the dunga.
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The dunga.
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It's very hard to hear.
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Oh, I should put these on. I need to put
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like these.
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Oh, do I have to put mine over from
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this?
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Let's put this here.
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Here we go. Hold on. Can I get this on
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here?
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Can't see. Really? [laughter] How's
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Let's get in there.
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That looks ridiculous.
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Get in here. Let's get a little shot
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here. Here you go. Look at this here. I
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like that. I can't really see anything
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in these, but I'm pickles. your peppers
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and your dungar. Very hard to see with
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these on or this mask on.
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It actually smells really bad in this
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mask. I'm not going to lie.
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Really?
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It's because I farted in it.
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That's pretty
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That's exactly
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It's pretty disgusting.
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It's like took just a little pepper.
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Hang on. Hang on.
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A little pepperage for your little
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peppers for your phone.
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Little little pepperage. Yeah.
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Oh, look at this. See, this guy's got a
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much
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See, who do you think has the better
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mask? Me or you?
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Probably. Mine is made of cardboard
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though. Yours is like a legit like kind
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of like a luchador mask. [laughter]
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My name is Pickles. Pickles, right?
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I'm Pickles.
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You're pickles.
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Pickles. What is this character that I
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am wearing? Who am I? Who am I right
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now? So, where should we go?
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What is my motivation for my cosplay? I
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don't know. I've never done cosplay
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before. But basically, this is the
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vendor room. We're wandering around.
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There's so much to buy. Exactly. Two
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stories. Two complete stories and two
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floors.
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Are you guys planning on buying anything
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while you're here?
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Eventually, maybe.
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We didn't even buy these. They gave us
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these for free.
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Yeah.
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This did not cost
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anything.
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Did not cost a dime.
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Well, no, they said take them.
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They actually said take them.
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There's a lot of
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I notic there's a lot of Harley Quinn's
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here.
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Harley Quinn's Deadpool.
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Lot of Deadpool.
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The new Batman's coming out.
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The new Batman is. But is Harley Quinn
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going to be in the new Batman?
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No, she's going to be in Suicide Squad.
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Suicide Squad. Yeah,
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that's what it is. I thought there was
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going to be way more Star Wars cosplay.
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There is a lot, but not as much as I
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thought it was actually going to be.
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So, here is the Joker. Here, who do you
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think has the better outfit, yours or
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mine? I'm going to side with yours
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because this is just a cardboard mask
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that somebody gave me. My first time in
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cosplay. You having a good time here at
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Dragon Con?
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I am having a wonderful time here at
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Dragon Con.
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Awesome. We'll carry on both you guys.
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Good job. The vendor room. I don't think
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anyone can actually understand me
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because I'm talking through this
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cardboard.
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This cardboard mask here.
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Too many people in here.
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I don't even know which way to go. I'm
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not even really going to spend any
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money. But this is basically what we
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have. We basically have we basically
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have two guys beside me talking about a
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completely different subject than what
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is actually is talking about. You have
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me that no one can understand because
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all I'm doing is talking through this
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cardboard awesome cosplay match. You
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have a guy there wearing a silver hat
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with a diamond. There's a lot of spit. A
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lot of spit when you like when you hike
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this touch it.
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Yeah, I did.
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When you hike this up, I can't see. So I
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have my hat on. I have my hat on as
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well. But this thing's starting to jab.
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This
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thing's starting to jab into my eye.
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Let's cut through here. Cut through
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here. I don't even know who this mask is
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supposed to be. And for those that are
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probably confused,
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I am actually underneath there. Do not
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be frightened because Oh, let's get a
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picture with the wizard. Get your mask
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off.
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What's your name again? Dungard.
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Dunard.
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Let's get a Whoa, this is breaking.
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Let's get a photo. We're gonna get a
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photo with you real quick. We're in our
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cosplay. We got We got Dungar. I'm
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pickles. We got peppers. Get over here.
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Peppers. Get in here.
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Oh, wait. Let me put these on. Hold on.
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All your shades.
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I got to put my shades on here. Hold
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that. Or you put them on for me.
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You put them on for me.
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Just don't break them. There we go.
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Perfect.
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Boom.
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Excellent. All right. All right. There
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we go.
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Awesome. Screenshot. Very cool. We're
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going to screenshot that. That's
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awesome.
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Love your weeping angel.
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That is cool.
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This is a good time wandering around
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Dragon Con the vendor room. Are you
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going to spend a lot of money here,
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Haniman?
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No, cuz I don't have a lot of money to
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spend and Martina will kill me.
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Are you going to spend a lot of money in
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the vendor room?
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You were saying you were saying that the
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money is burning a hole in your pocket,
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but you want to buy something. You just
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don't know what to buy.
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Exactly.
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I'm going to take this off.
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It's a breeze.
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It's very warm.
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It's a lot.
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It's very warm. Basically, my hat is now
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in cosplay.
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If I can find something mass effective.
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So, basically, this is a
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wandering around
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the vendor room.
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This mask is constricting my airflow.
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It was constricting my air flow. Now, I
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got to put my hat back on. Oh, it's
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reversible. Look, you can actually wear
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it backwards. See, this is like
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reversible kind of. You can wear it
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front and backwards there.
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But you know,
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so this is basically the vendor room.
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There's the Marriott, there's the
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Hilton, there's the Hyatt, there is a
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plethora of other hotels that are
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hosting Dragon Con. And then there's
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this area, which is the vendor room. Two
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complete levels of craziness where you
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can spend your money. I don't know what
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I'm going to buy, but I wanted to
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document this for today's unedited
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vlog here.
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Daily W vlog.
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It's very hard to maneuver around here.
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Everything kind of bottlenecks. This guy
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has a lightsaber. He has constructed a
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new lightsaber.
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They do have a really cool lightsaber.
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Really do cool lightsaber booth here.
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Wow, look at these. Look at this. A lot
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of people dressing up.
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A lot of like steampunk. Did you ever
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get into steampunk? Hebuck.
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Steamp No.
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Were you ever into steampunk?
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I'm more into colonialism.
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Colonialism. That's a thing, huh?
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That is a thing.
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Let's see. A couple years ago,
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the same thing.
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Let's go this way. Let's go this way.
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A couple years ago, the first year I
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came out here two years ago, steampunk
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and Doctor Who was like all the rage.
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All the rage.
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It doesn't seem to be as popular as it
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was
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two years ago. You still see the
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occasional Doctor Who
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who walking around, but not as much as
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you saw two years ago. This guy dressed
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very nicely. Very dapper. There is a lot
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of jokers out here. This guy here, right
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there, right there, just minding his own
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business. All right, I promised I wasn't
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going to keep this vlog too long. We're
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about at 9 minutes. We'll go till about
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10 minutes, maybe 12 minutes, and then
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we're going to stop the vlog. Yesterday
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was a 30-minute vlog. Go back and watch
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yesterday's vlog, the daily one from
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yesterday. I went 30 something minutes
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on yesterday. This guy is definitely
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ready to ready to go. This guy's
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definitely Oh, hello. You're in the vlog
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right now.
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I saw you last year. I think
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Oh, cool. Hello. Having fun at Dragon
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Con?
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Heck yeah.
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Awesome. You going to spend some money?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah. I don't know. I got this for free.
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They gave me this for free.
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And I I was told by Cody that my cosplay
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name is Pickles. I don't understand why
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I'm called called pickles, but good to
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see you.
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Have fun.
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Happy vlogging.
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All right. Thank you.
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Why did you go with the name Pickles?
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I don't know.
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Just because Pickles like that be like
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your I don't know.
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And you're sweetheart name. You know,
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like girls give like nicknames. That
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would be your name. Pickles.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, hello Pickles. Welcome
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home pickles.
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Hey, Pickles.
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So, look at all these people dressed up.
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Lot of cosplay. Today is probably the
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busiest day.
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I'm choking choking because of the the
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mass that was constricting earlier. I'm
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still choking on that. I think we have
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lost I think we have lost Jeff Heinebuck
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has dipped out. He has finally gotten
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rid of us and dipped off into his own
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direction
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into his own direction. Jeff Heinbuck
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went off. Oh, I like this. This Dawn of
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the Dead stuff. Look at that. Dawn of
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the Dead Wonder Woman. Little Texas
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Chainsaw Massacre 1974. They're back.
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Old school throwback. That is awesome. S
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pillowcases.
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All right, so going to sign off here in
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a second. Follow me on Instagram,
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Twitter, Facebook. If you're out here,
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say hello to me at DragonC. I will be
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filming today with this.
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I will be filming today with this.
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Inside here is my Canon T3i. Cody's
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going to help me film. The microphone is
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in your book bag. We'll be interviewing
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people over at the Marriott a little bit
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later. Docu Oh, there you are. We lost
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you.
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Bleeding.
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Dungar's mask made me bleed.
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You got a paper cut?
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I guess so.
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Did you really get a paper cut on that?
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From the mask.
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Hopefully hopefully that's not your hope
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it's not going to get infected.
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I hope
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you don't need a dragon.
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I keep putting in my mouth. So, I'm
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probably going to get an illness now.
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I wonder if a dragon con infection is
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worse than a regular infection.
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I don't know, man. We were swimming we
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were swimming in a stagnant pool.
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That's true. Our hotel had a pool that
11:03
was not working.
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Oh, no. Even worse, a stagnant spa. a a
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stagnant spa that the temperature was
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only about 2° warmer than the pool
11:10
than
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than the actual pool.
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Why were you even in it at that point?
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Why not?
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Because the well, our shower at our
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hotel room, the shower has no warm
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water.
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The shower was cold.
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It was completely freezing cold.
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Let me ask you about your toilet.
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Does your toilet work?
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The toilet work. Does yours work?
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Our toilet likes to overflow quite a
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bit. It's happened three times. While
11:29
you're using you got your own little
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pool.
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It's pretty gross. That is pretty
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disgusting.
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The guy came today with a shop back to
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vacuum up all the water.
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All the water gone. It was gross.
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Look at this. Some trekkies here. People
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dressed up. Star Trek. A lot of Star
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Trek. Star Wars. An assortment of people
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dressed up all around.
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There are two levels. We should have
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gone down to the other level, but the
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other level. Are we on the top floor or
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the bottom floor?
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This is the bottom floor.
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We came down. We came down. The top
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floor is basically the same as this, but
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way more congested and way more people
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than there is on this floor, which I've
12:06
already forgotten what floor this is cuz
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it all kind of looks the same.
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So much stuff to buy. I'm just saying on
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the perimeter. This guy has the best the
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best beard
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I've probably ever seen. This guy here,
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you know, this guy has honestly I got to
12:23
see this guy's, you know, I must just
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say you have the best Superman beard.
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You definitely have the best Superman
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beard.
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Thank you. But I'm Papa Smurf.
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Oh, you're Papa Smurf. Superman hat. Who
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do you think's better? Your mask or my
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mask or your beard?
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I think your your mask is
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Well, you have the whole outfit, though.
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I just have a mask.
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This is a t-shirt. That's plastic.
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That's a t-shirt that's going to live
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longer.
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That is a t-shirt. That's pretty That's
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pretty smart right there. That is some
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cheap cosplay. All right, let's carry
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on. Good to see you.
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More beard than I can.
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Wait a second. Is that underwear?
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No, it's a t-shirt. The t-shirt.
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Okay. Sure. Sure. Wink wink. It's a
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t-shirt. T-shirt.
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Yeah, we got you there. Wink wink. It's
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a Tidy Whitey t-shirt. Tidy.
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That's what that I want to know who's
13:06
under he's putting on his teeth.
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Do you really want to know?
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No, actually.
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Do you honestly really really want to
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know?
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A rhetorical question. I really don't
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care. [laughter]
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So, up here. Are we on the bottom or the
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top floor? We're at the bottom floor.
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Potty mouse yet?
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Potty mouse? No,
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because your mouth.
13:25
In yesterday's vlog, I started it off
13:26
and I asked the guy, "Go watch and watch
13:28
yesterday's vlog." I said, I went up to
13:30
a Deadpool character and I said I said,
13:32
"You having a good time? You're going to
13:33
have a good time at Dragon kind of goes,
13:35
"Oh, f." Yeah.
13:36
Oh, really loud. Really, really, really
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loud.
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Well, it's Deadpool. You got to expect.
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So, I left it in there cuz Deadpool's
13:42
like a maniac.
13:42
He is. He just does not give a f
13:45
basically is what you're saying.
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Cuz I always see the Deadpools running
13:49
around. They're always dancing around
13:50
the grand doing cartwheels changes
13:57
already.
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I think we already did. See, I'm so
13:58
confused. We should just end this vlog.
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Let's end it now. I'm going to say
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goodbye. Wave your mask and goodbye. Get
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in here. Where? Where's your cosplay?
14:07
Put your cosplay on. Put your cosplay
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on.
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I'm a douchebag.
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Oh, are you Oh, you're ending it in uh
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you're ending it with a little bit of
14:13
naughtiness. What are you Deadpool right
14:15
now? Are you Deadpool right now? All
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right. See you guys later.
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Goodbye.