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UNAUTHORIZED Walt Disney Retailers - Bizarre Gift Shops

Date: November 09, 2013 Duration: 12m 24s
http://www.AdamTheWoo.com - Please Subscribe - With the help of Matt from http://www.youtube.com/mattsradshow I visited more than a handful of gift shops located a stones throw from Walt Disney World.... Enjoy
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0:20 oh welcome everyone I'm standing right
0:24 here on the outskirts of Walt Disney
0:26 World in fact you can see one of the
0:29 entry to the happiest place on Earth do
0:32 you ever go to the theme parks and
0:34 purchase items that have to do with said
0:37 theme park did you know that offsite
0:41 right down the road right in the same
0:43 region are plenty of retailers selling
0:46 official merchandise some bootlegs and
0:49 some stuff you don't even know what
0:50 you're buying Incorporated in some of
0:53 the most wonderfully created handcrafted
0:57 buildings you've ever seen so so let's
1:00 go check out the wonderful world around
1:04 Walt Disney World and some of the
1:06 Fantastic items and eye candy you can
1:09 see with your own eyes with your own
1:15 eyes join me shall
1:32 these places are a dime a dozen but
1:32 sometimes you have to go through the
1:34 forest in the wilderness just to find
1:37 them very difficult to wander upon you
1:41 got to go through the foliage and
1:42 through the goodness of the Florida
1:44 areas to
1:46 find the gift
1:48 shops gift shops gift shops whoa gifts
1:54 for Less you can see is the Disney font
1:57 I'm sure this exact gift shop has paid
2:00 Disney their royalty check for their
2:02 copywritten
2:04 font look at this now look at this now
2:08 look at this yes the great thing about a
2:11 lot of these shops is they try to make a
2:13 name for themselves by the Fantastic
2:15 wall and window murals look at this
2:18 here's the Disney Castle here's Shamu
2:21 here's a parrot drinking out of a 99
2:23 cent mug and of course who could forget
2:25 and get more excited than this welcome
2:29 gifts for less it's an alligator wearing
2:32 sunglasses I'm wearing sunglasses and
2:35 he's wearing sunglasses it's a vicarious
2:38 sunglasses double Fest
3:10 shop allegedly the world's
3:10 greatest gift
3:12 shop or
3:15 something I don't
3:18 know think of all the turist in here
3:20 spending their hard-earned money and all
3:22 this Disney gear but more importantly
3:25 than that big eagle big eagle and right
3:29 now now pan down right now if you come
3:32 out here this week only and you tell
3:34 them Adam the woo that's me sent you you
3:37 can get a special celebration Disney
3:40 t-shirt for only
3:49 $599 what a deal sale sale
3:49 sale ooh that's
3:52 cool no literally it's cool it's like
3:55 it's cool it's cold
4:18 shark a gift shop with an elevator how
4:18 cool is
4:19 that yes we're going down we're going
4:23 down right now to the first floor of
4:26 gift shop goodness
4:33 got to find the bathroom in this place
4:33 you know where the bathroom oh you don't
4:34 work here
4:51 oops discount clothing and
4:51 grocery you're being recorded for the
4:54 purpose of crime prevention and Public
4:57 Safety
5:00 take picture of the items why not
5:03 because it's no I was just scolded
5:05 inside for filming evidently they do not
5:07 like you filming inside the gift shop
5:09 this gift shop right here kicked me out
5:12 because I was filming no filming no
5:15 filming
5:16 Adam as you can see by the side this is
5:19 the best priced gift shop on this
5:22 stretch of road full FL of t-shirts hats
5:26 mugs towels gifts and luggage not full
5:31 of luggage just luggage the thing I like
5:34 about Marilyn Monroe is her teeth region
5:37 are smaller than her mouth one of the
5:39 few unknown facts for all you Marilyn
5:42 Monroe afficianados out there her teeth
5:45 were
5:46 tinier than her
5:49 lips doesn't Elvis look
5:52 bewildered you might be bewildered about
5:54 something also the thing you might be
5:57 bewildered about is who's filming me
5:59 let's take a look at The Man Behind the
6:01 action Matt from Matt's rad show sitting
6:05 there on the ground with his feet
6:07 crossed enjoying the nice warm concrete
6:11 on this Florida day here take the
6:13 microphone take the
6:15 microphone oo
6:19 microphone this is neat what do I do
6:22 with it come with me folks let's take a
6:24 look at some of these items they're
6:25 wonderful they're crazy they're on sale
6:27 $1.99 six for $10 that's $2 * 6 $6 wait
6:33 $2 * 6 that's $12 that's $2 of savings
6:36 folks $2 that you get to keep Mickey
6:39 t-shirts it's a secret what these are
6:42 priced you got to go inside to find out
6:44 folks I know they have luggage here too
6:46 I just can't remember the the logo it's
6:48 like the slippy Slappy Sloop sloy Slammy
6:50 SW SW swamy SW Swanson
6:53 Swanson oh
6:55 Samsonite I was way off
7:07 souvenir imagine just driving down the
7:07 road looking for gift shops and
7:08 unbeknownst to you you look over either
7:10 to your right or your left and you see
7:13 this it's a it's a huge mermaid right
7:16 there a
7:22 mermaid is that Ariel right there no
7:22 Ariel your face what happened to your
7:24 face Ariel choker man choke her kill her
7:28 kill her
7:36 y gift shops check out what I got zoom
7:36 in on
7:37 this Orlando
7:40 pin ballpoint
7:43 style can you zoom in on the tip zoom in
7:46 on the tip I would draw a mustache on
7:48 myself but I already
7:50 have a beard
8:01 I think the gift Shop's this
8:07 way look at all this beautiful coral
8:07 right here on the side of the gift shop
8:10 you know what else gift shops have
8:12 ladders leading up look
8:15 up look
8:17 up look up here yeah look up here
8:20 there's a ladder I'm on and a ladder
8:22 right
8:25 here yes
8:33 woo
8:33 yeah
8:37 key there's my mug I've been looking for
8:40 my mug right
8:56 sale disposable cameras waterproof
8:56 cameras and kids character wish it's a
9:00 car a motorized car Funtime gift shop
9:05 and what says fun better than
9:08 these just look at these we have an
9:11 alligator a giraffe and a
9:15 pelican and I don't know why but there's
9:17 the nether regions of other animals
9:20 spearing up forth from the foliage
9:23 that's a zebra tail and maybe a snake
9:27 tail or something I don't know there's a
9:32 ladybug why is this one particular gift
9:34 shop better than all the rest drugs
9:44 drugs no cash kept in the register I
9:44 find that hard to
9:45 believe wonderful things it's pretty
9:49 amazing all these gift shops a plethora
9:51 if you will of gift shops oh
9:54 yeah check this guy
9:57 out wizard
10:04 look at the size of that wizard right
10:04 there this wizard is massive it's a
10:06 massive wizard there a big wizard right
10:09 there behind this guy it's a big wizard
10:11 sir sir it's a big wizard where are you
10:14 going there's a big wizard right there
10:17 it's the wizard scepter right
10:20 there that's an awesome gift shop if I
10:22 do say so myself that's the Wizard's
10:25 beard right there that's the Wizard's
10:27 beard and the micro microphone
10:29 underneath the microphone is underneath
10:32 the wizard the Wizard's beard that's
10:35 pretty accurate man you look just like
10:36 the wizard Matt the wizard Matt the
10:41 wizard sign's not working I'm not really
10:44 sure of all the omnificent powers that
10:47 this wizard has when it comes to the
10:49 retail business but I do know one thing
10:52 he can make a small child disappear the
10:55 wizard has made this child disappear and
10:58 all that is
11:00 left is
11:02 this what is this thing it's a cradle
11:07 what is this help me out here what is
11:08 this thing called a uh I don't know it's
11:12 some kind of a stroller it's a stroller
11:14 that the wizard has consumed with his
11:18 Lust For
11:21 Children someone help me someone helped
11:24 me the wizard stole my
11:26 baby Ah what am I doing
11:30 look at that sweet
11:31 smile and do you want to talk about
11:34 physical strength do you want to talk
11:36 about the Olympian ideal you are a
11:41 god there goes the wizard mobile the
11:44 wizard mobile come back wizard mobile
11:47 wizard mobile no I wonder if the
11:49 Wizard's actually on there come back
11:52 wizard mobile
11:54 no no wizard mobile
12:11 gone what is Matt doing he's somewhere
12:11 he's not supposed to be up there on that
12:14 ledge you're getting too close to the
12:16 eagle you're getting close too close to
12:19 the eagle wait a second no you're not
12:21 the Eagle's flying away goodbye eagle