My Last Day In Astoria Oregon - Hanging Out At The Goon Docks / 80’s Market & Goonies House Tribute
Last Day In Astoria
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Welcome everyone. Adam the Woo here. As
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the recording of this, it is Saturday,
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June the 7th,
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2025. The official exact day, one of the
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greatest '8s movies ever, The Goonies,
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is released in the movie theaters today,
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June 7th, 2025. Happy 40th anniversary
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to The Goonies. I'm going to get some
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coffee, hanging out with some friends.
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What is this, a nuclear Saturday? It's
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the last Goonies weekend to quote mouth.
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Looking at the amazing bridge here, seen
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in short circuit, the Goonies, etc.
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Stopping off at the Mini Mart. Going to
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get some coffee and start this day.
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Going to an 80s
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market first and foremost. And I'm
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inviting you going to do some shopping,
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retro shopping. A lot of events are
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transpiring today that did not happen
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the last couple days. This it all
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culminates right now. I'm inviting you
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to join me. Good to have you here. Shall
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you think this is too large of a coffee?
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I'm going to be tinkling.
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You think Also, you think three days of
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Goonies videos in a row is too much?
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What? This will be my third day of
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Goonies videos. Is that too much? Um,
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well, you know, it's not great, but it's
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good enough
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for you. Yeah, for me. Good enough. I
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see what you did there. We got a lost
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sloth down here. Oh, no. Oh, I just
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dropped my Sharpie out of here. Sloth,
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will you sign my vinyl?
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That's a nice We got to put them over
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there. Yeah.
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There it is. 80s.
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The room. Here we go.
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The 80s market. It's happening. I like
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how they gym.
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Wow. Look at the signs.
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There's a really long line outside. So,
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we're one of the first groups in here.
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is more important than the armory.
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Amazing.
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Thank you.
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That is so cool.
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People that built the mutant built.
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That's amazing. Check it out. They
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actually have different medallions down
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here, too. I wonder if that's the same
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one that they're doing the giveaway for.
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I think that might be the same same
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ones. There are those are those the same
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ones they're doing the giveaways for or
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different my collection. Some people
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wanted to see it. Got two $46.
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I got
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the chunk and sloth one. I'll show the
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backside here in a second. And they gave
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me a free bandana. I was honestly, let
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me flip these over. Expecting these to
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be way more than they were. And I really
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like the fact that it does say 40th
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anniversary. Hey you guys. 40th
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anniversary. I mean, I don't know a lot
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about the pricing of these coins, but I
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I was thinking they'd be like $50 to
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$100 each, but no. $23. All this for 46
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bucks. Fresh screen print stuff in here
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as well. Look at that. That's
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cool. I really like that. I might have
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to get Might have to get one of these
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just simply because it's
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from some dog tags over here. There you
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go. That's great.
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$35 for a vintage said they work with
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us. Hey, are you ready for this? Yeah.
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You ready for this? 1994, baby. Look at
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that. Oh, wow. 1994, baby. This cow
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shirt underneath the barn with the moon.
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Kyle was like that. That's a Kyle shirt.
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That's a Kyle shirt.
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The wifey shirt. How y'all? How you
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doing, buddy? Just chilling. This is all
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your stuff. It's my stuff. All right.
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All right. 100% licensed. Okay. Are you
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No, I have a driver's license at least.
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You do? Oh, I barely. You're Slobby
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Robbie? I'm Slobbert Robert. Okay.
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That's my government name. I've heard
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about you. People People are say Slobby
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Robbie's here. So cool. I'm here. It's
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true. My head is bigger in person.
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Jack.
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So Jack Johnson did a lot of
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famous artwork,
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but a lot of it in Atoria. Got
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kindergarten, short circuit,
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Goonies. He's got a book here as well.
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Building itself is incredibly ret. This
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is like the most retro building. I feel
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like something out of like Teen Wolf or
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something or Back to the Future or
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something like that. This uh this this
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nostalgic looking gym type of Look, you
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even got the you even got the little
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Johnny be good. The Johnny be good.
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What's weird is though is it's called
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the armory, but I don't see any weapons.
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I should That's good, right? You got the
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backwards cap on the band free with the
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challenge coin. They were just giving
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them away. I know. What the heck is
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going on here? Talked me into it. You
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talked me. Goonies never say die. Am I
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right? In Rome, when Oh, you took your
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Goonies never say die. Except when we
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say Goonies never say die, then we have
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to say it. But it's in context, so it's
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okay. Why is Vampir Oh, is this some of
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the Oh, right in your book. My crop.
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Look at this. Atoria resident Vampyra.
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Wait a second. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that
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true? It must be. It's in a museum. Wow.
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I had no idea that Vampra was from
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Atoria. Right there. We got sloth, Adam.
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Sloth just roaming the streets of
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Atoria.
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West of the Rocky Mountains. I think the
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British took it back from us. that we
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took it
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back like we always do. Now, don't get
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this guy confused with the iconic figure
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head of one of the the biggest fast food
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restaurants in all
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existence. This is Ranold McDonald. I
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totally forgot about that. The first
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teacher of English in Japan. Are you
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ready to get that sloth tattoo we talked
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about? Oh, dude. Let's do slots it up
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right here. Yes. Or or neck or or
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higher. That's fine. Anywhere on the
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face.
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Come here, son. Going to make a mouse
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out of your jerk alert. That's pretty
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cool. Wow, that's a nice one. I actually
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really like that. Yeah, that's a really
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good one. They're only 20 bucks.
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Pretty good. 40th anniversary. Yeah,
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there it is. Yeah. Feldman with the
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megaphone jerk alert. Love it. Oh, yeah.
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It's definitely a lot busier today. Look
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at this. The line to get in the jail.
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This This smells so good out here. The
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Labor Temple and Cafe.
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It's uh It smells so good. This whatever
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they have in there smells smells
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amazing. Sci-fi rock musical with
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puppets. You need Jinx slug coffee and
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soup. That is what
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it's the best. Yes. Well, that's what I
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look like and feel like before I have
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coffee. Is that a public chair? It is.
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It's not just a public chair. This is
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the most com I know nobody cares about
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this, but this is the most comfortable
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chair I've ever sat. I feel like we're
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on Hollywood Boulevard right now. Yeah.
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panel. Retro
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there. All the whole crew is here. Tom's
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here.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no. Thank you. I was going to buy
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this at the bookstore, but I'm kind of
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glad I waited cuz you didn't know you
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were over here.
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So, maybe you're a subscriber, right?
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That's so cool. Say again. Come here.
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So the life with Goonies people also did
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the Fly the Navigator documentary which
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was really really good that came out a
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few years
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Some people would say that's
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fair at that point for I don't know 20
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odd years didn't scare me except that
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right over there about 15 ft is Richard
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Donner Dick Donner and over here about
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another 10 15 ft is Steven
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Schwar and they're telling me to step up
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and talk and I'm
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going home when Chuck runs down into the
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uh into the thing and the singing I
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improvised from the beginning. It's a
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long story about the singing. Some of
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you may know the story, but Steven at
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that moment said, "Sing it to him." And
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come up with something, but don't come
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up with something recognizable so we
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don't have to pay
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for. So I This is So I I did a
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riff on something from Madam
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Butterflies. So, as Chuck is going for
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Lebanon, I
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start infamous. It's legendary. Are you
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kidding me? Everybody knows that that
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that that Joey and Robert, it was a
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lovehate relationship. You were
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constantly either beating each other up,
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yelling and screaming at each other, or
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laughing with your arms around each
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other's necks. It was one of the two. We
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still move.
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specialized guest is going to be joining
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us right now. He was going to hear me
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say that. But remember tested how loud
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we could be, how big we were. Now is the
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time to prove because ladies and
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gentlemen, put your hands together for
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the one, the only chunk Jeff Cohen.
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Adam F. Goldberg of the Goldberg show.
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Yes. Adam Goldberg. Awesome. Awesome.
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Muppets Mayhem on Disney Plus available
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streaming now. There's one. There's a
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Muppet fan. Give me like a hurry. You
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save the dogs. You save the Muppets.
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What else do you need? This guy is the
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behind the scenes beating heart behind
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me. Like the push extra. I'm I'm very
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camera shy. This is the silent guy. The
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silent goon. I just want to see his
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custom action figure. Silent. Some of
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them are in the house. What?
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I really wanted to pull out a camera.
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You guys figured that out. You guys
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think those are mine? Yeah, it's a good
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partnership because he does all the
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talking and I just stand here. So good.
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I just hold him up and just let him go.
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Let him go and I'll just stay here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How's it
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feel up there? How's it feel? It's nice.
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Pretty breezy.
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There they go. Look at this. There they
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go.
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All right. Show off. What's up,
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everybody?
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Hello. Hello. Amazing. What are we
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doing? What do you think you are? The
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Queen of England.
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Is it nuclear Saturday?
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Robbie, you realize where you are right
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now, right? Where's Rosalita?
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We could have used you down at the
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bottom of the hill running across the
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Rosita. Go in there. Yeah. Did you
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separate the drugs, Rosalita?
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Keep them organized. Which drawer is
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which?
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So, I didn't have a speech prepared. Mac
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put me on the spot. But when we when we
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were lucky enough to be selected by
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Sandy to buy this house, we had one
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vision. by the Goon Docks, restore it to
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its original state, back to its 80s
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glory, lock it in time, and share it
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with the world.
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Yeah. Uh, as the cast said, if you guys
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were at the panel, I'm sure most of you
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were because you guys, I'm sure, as big
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a fans as we are, being a Gooni is
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something special. It is about family
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and friendship and pushing through tough
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times. And some of you that know me, I
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know your tough times and you know mine.
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And often times in life, it's super easy
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to just ring the bell and give up. So
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easy. Something about this
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movie, Mark and and company that that
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filmed this thing really inspired all of
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us. It it it changed our lives, our
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direction. And I feel like when you're a
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Goon and you recognize another person
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that identifies as a
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Goon, they're immediately your brother
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or your sister and you would almost do
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anything.
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And that's what this house
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represents and it will always represent.
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So if you drink and raise your glasses,
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cheers back, baby.
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even shows it right there. 331 out of
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500, a oneeyed Willie on that one. 40th
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anniversary Goonies and the
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house. Very, very cool. So, I bought the
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two at the 80s market earlier and now I
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have a
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handed one of
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500. I'm number 331 out of 500. I got a
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little little something for my
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contribution. is going to uh so it's not
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the building I went over there and
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showed it the other day across the
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street. You're going to tear that whole
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thing down. Yes, absolutely. Because
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it's it's it's old. It's it's unsafe.
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And so right now this is when you're
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walking into like the this is seventh
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lane and the jail is right here. Right
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here. Yes.
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Okay. Have to come back when that opens.
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Was trying to turn the whole thing into
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Welcome to the
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party.
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Everybody, ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
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Felman, how you doing, buddy? Welcome to
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the party, man. Good to see you.
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Good to see you,
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Captain. Good to see you again.
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This this guy right
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here stay
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the owner of the house.
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You taking Richard? Yeah, I got him.
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This is me right here. You can take some
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too. I'll message him to him.
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Got it. You want carry in there,
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brother? Yeah, that would be great.
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You want to get in here, buddy?
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Ready?
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Right here. Right here. One, two, go.
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Hell yeah. One more. One more. One more.
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One, two, three. I love that short.
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That's amazing.
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Oh, that's cool, man. I also have a coin
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from the film I want to give to you as a
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gift. I heard you speaking today at the
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at the panel and I was like, I feel for
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you. I love you, man. And I and I got a
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point for you, too. Well, I I wish you
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had some bikes in there. That would be
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even cool. It looks like it. Why does
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yours look so nice?
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I got there first.
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You want You want to switch? It was
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better. Come here. Come here. Wait. One
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second. Go. All right. I got to get the
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hat in. All right.
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Perfect. Sorry to bother you. You want
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to get a photo?
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I'll You want to leave it down?
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Cy, what do you think about the new BBS
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that's coming out? I don't. You don't
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think about it at all? You don't think
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about it at all?
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Hey,
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that's Goldberg. I did the house. Oh, he
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did the house. I wasn't in the movie,
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though. I'm too young for that. Michael
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Weaver designed the house. You look good
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enough.
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Grab if you guys cut me off. That's
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cool. There they are. Good
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enough. It's good enough for me.
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All right, guys.
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Um, last thing we wanted to do is
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something special to tribute the man who
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made this entire thing possible.
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Richard Donner. Th this man is why we're
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all standing here right now. And he's if
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not the greatest. Cheers. Director,
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producer of all time. Well, besides
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Steven Spielberg.
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Quick. Quick question. So, we we wanted
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to find a place to tribute Dick on the
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porch and we said, "Now, how do we do
18:37
that? There was a bench in the scene
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where Mikey got dragged by Bran." Yeah.
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And we said, "If we bring that bench
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back, let's tribute that to Richard
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Donner. That way, he can live at the
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Goon Docks forever." As our head goon,
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everlasting at the Goon Docks. So, lift
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your
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glasses. Let's say cheers to Richard
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Donner. We love you
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and we will never forget you. Cheers to
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Richard Donner. So, let's do a a three
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cheer. Hip-hop, right? Hip-hop. Hip-hop.
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Hip-hop. Hip-hop. Hip hop. Hip hop.
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Gunner.
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Hip hop. Hip hop. Hip hop. Cheers.
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Listen. But the other thing is he would
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make you all call him Don Dicker. Yeah.
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Doner. Absolutely. And JP,
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let's get to Steven. Hey, Stephen. Thank
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you. Thank you for helping Richard
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Donner make such an iconic movie that
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holds so near and dear in all our
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hearts. Yeah. You got a bench for him,
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too? We do. No.
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Well, Steve's still alive. What about
19:49
Chris Columbus?
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Without him, we wouldn't have
19:56
gremlins. Woo!
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Let's hear it for
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the president.
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Let's hear for John Matus.
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What about Joey? Joey, not yet.
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Not yet. Not yet.
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But Ed Ramsey, mama.
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Walker. Keith Walker. What about Mary?
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Mary trainer. Mary Ellen Trainer mess
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her and mess her. This was her house.
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Mary trainer. She's no mush.
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I mean, thank you so much. The tribute
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means so much. It was like literally we
20:39
all asserted the troops and everybody
20:42
played some part in this and you'll see
20:45
it. You'll see it when it's done. But we
20:47
put together like this show that that
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you can't talk about. You're all under
20:52
an NDA as of
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No. Why is he pointing at me? Don't
20:58
point at me, Cory. Put together so that
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every one of us is involved with just a
21:03
little bit. Just a small Andy little
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bit.
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All right, that's going to do it for
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today. And that's going to do
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it for Atoria, Oregon. Leaving town
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tomorrow. I'll see you in the next
21:22
video. The
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vlog and Goon's weekend is over.