TDW 1098 - SIR DUMPS A LOT ! Best or Worst Firework Ever ?!

0:02 Welcome everyone. Adam the Woo here.

0:02 Happy 4th of July. Today's Saturday,

0:04 right? Yes. Saturday, the 4th of July. I

0:07 went on Periscope and I asked people to

0:10 help me shop for fireworks. And because

0:13 of your suggestions, we have now spent

0:16 $28 on these

0:27 shunk an

0:27 overload of

0:34 fireworks. It's my second channel. Daily

0:34 vlog channel. It's the daily woo

0:39 celebratory vlog in the form of a Fourth

0:42 of July vlog. Let me give a detailed

0:47 Ooh, you can actually hear people are

0:48 already setting off fireworks across the

0:50 freeway if you're wondering what that

0:52 sound is over there. Those are not the

0:55 shrieking eels. That is a freeway

0:58 running through Orange County,

0:59 California. So, basically, what have we

1:02 gotten here? These are not chopsticks or

1:06 corn dogs or those little weird things

1:08 that grow out of the Florida swamps.

1:11 What are those thing? What do they call

1:12 those things? The things that go out of

1:14 the Florida swamp. They're called like

1:16 cat tails. A cat a cat of ninetailes.

1:19 These are actually going to be used.

1:21 This and the lighter, which is

1:24 interesting. The fireworks place did not

1:26 actually sell lighters. We had to go to

1:27 convenience store and buy a lighter. But

1:29 they did give us these. Purchased a

1:32 lighter. So, we will be using the

1:34 lighter and these little new fangled

1:37 gizmos that actually keep a wick lit on

1:40 the end of it for lighting off the fire.

1:43 Do you want to display the fireworks?

1:45 Tell people what we got on the

1:47 fireworks.

1:49 Thank you, Vanna White, for displaying

1:51 that so eloquently. Go through each one

1:53 and explain what they are quickly. Okay,

1:55 we have flashing fountains with flashing

1:57 fountain. I think just, you know, flash

1:59 different colors. Mini monster. I don't

2:02 know what this does, but I think it's

2:04 kind of Oh, look at him. He's gonna look

2:05 like that. Yeah. Yeah, I think they

2:07 Yeah, I think that's what happened.

2:10 Purple rain. I think it's going to rain

2:12 purple. It probably is going to rain

2:14 purple. Well, what are those? Those are

2:17 some flashing eyeballs. I think they're

2:19 called Are they called crazy eyeballs?

2:22 They're called the crazy eyeballs. You

2:25 can kind of like crazy spinning

2:28 eyeballs. They spin around on the ground

2:29 and they flash. And then what else we

2:32 got? Tequila sunrise. It's another

2:35 tequila

2:36 sunrise. And the thing that a lot of

2:40 people about not about the tequila

2:42 sunrise but about the next one is was

2:45 the most highly

2:47 recommended of the fireworks on

2:49 Periscope that we should buy. So we have

2:53 purchased Sir Dumps a lot. And what

2:58 exactly is sir dumps a lot. Can you

2:59 explain what sir dumps a lot is? Um I

3:02 think it's uh he will emit something

3:04 from his behind. Right. His hindy will

3:07 rain poop. Yes. Basically you light him

3:11 and he sir dumps a lot will poop on your

3:15 lawn. Hey you kids get that dog that sir

3:18 poops a lot. This was the most popular

3:20 thing on the Periscope feed for me to

3:23 buy. Adamu on Periscope. We asked people

3:26 what we want. you wanted us to buy. We

3:28 have spent close to $30 on this very

3:31 limited amount of fireworks. But do not

3:34 be disappointed because it's going to be

3:36 one heck of a show. Okay, what should we

3:39 light off first? What should be the

3:41 first thing we light off? Should we

3:43 light off something? Let's try small.

3:45 Start off with the small one. Flashing

3:47 fountains. I don't know. Let's start

3:48 with the flashing

3:50 fountains. And speaking of sir dumps a

3:53 lot, there's actually a dog right there.

3:55 We're actually going to probably wait

3:56 for the dog to go by. We don't want to

3:57 startle the dog. Look at this little guy

4:00 right here. I wonder if he's ever his

4:03 favorite firework would probably be Sir

4:08 Dumps Lot. Sir Dumps a Lot. Meet that

4:20 dog. Sir dumps a lot. Wonder if he dumps

4:20 a lot. Probably not the same type of

4:22 dumping that this dog does. Okay, let's

4:24 light off. Should we try lighting one of

4:27 these? Try this. And then let's go ahead

4:30 and start. I've never used one of these

4:32 weird stick things. Let's try lighting

4:35 this.

4:37 It's pretty windy. It's very windy. Cup

4:40 your hand there.

4:42 Here. Uhoh.

5:09 work. These stick things might not be

5:09 the best idea. No, I don't think so. The

5:11 stick things might not actually work.

5:13 Let's try. Let's start off with one of

5:16 these

5:17 here. Start off with the first one.

5:22 this. Get ready.

5:47 Oh man, that was actually a pretty good

5:50 firework for a starter firework. So that

5:53 was a flashing fountain. You just

5:57 experienced the flashing fountain. Let's

6:00 try the mini monster next. Want to try

6:03 the mini monster? Put the mini monster

6:06 down right there on the corner. It's

6:08 time for the mini monster. Look at this

6:12 guy. He's

6:25 ready. Very tough to get these lifts.

6:25 Very windy out

7:04 He's quite the mini monster, isn't he?

7:04 Stand over here on this other side. Give

7:06 me like a fireworks display. Face the

7:09 mini monster.

7:11 Okay, that was awesome. He's still

7:12 flaming there. He's still going. So,

7:15 basically, let's move him over here. Get

7:18 the ones we've used over there out of

7:20 the way. All right, we'll save this one

7:23 for a little later. So, we've already

7:24 done these. That was the

7:27 mini monster. All right, you choose the

7:29 next one. Which is the next one we

7:31 should choose.

7:34 We're going to try the crazy eye. Let's

7:37 try the crazy eyeball. What happened to

7:38 the lighter? What happened to my There

7:41 it is. There's the lighter. Got some

7:44 trash here. People have been throwing

7:46 pepperoni sticks. These are not ours,

7:48 but we're going to pick up the trash

7:49 anywhere. Should we light? We should

7:50 probably light it off here. Here. Yeah,

7:52 cuz you think it spins. It needs to

7:54 spin. This side. I don't know what it

7:56 says. This side. It says this side up.

7:58 Oh, so that side up. And then light

8:02 it. You can do this. She can do it.

8:05 Trust

8:06 me. You got

8:09 this. There you

8:11 go. There it

8:19 goes. Whoa. I didn't know it was going

8:19 to spark like that. That kind of

8:21 startled me. I didn't know that I didn't

8:23 know that was going to explode.

8:26 Explode like that. Okay, so those were

8:30 the crazy eyeballs. We will save these

8:33 for later for when it gets dark. We're

8:35 going to do the daily woo vlog, but then

8:37 we're going to save some later. Maybe we

8:38 will startle our roommate Tyler journal

8:41 us a little bit later. How about the

8:44 tequila sunrise? Let's try the tequila

8:46 sunrise over here. I will get rid of

8:50 these. You prepare the tequila

8:54 sunrise. I will put this here.

8:58 Okay. Are you ready? I'm

9:13 ready. The tequila sunrise reminds me a

9:13 lot of another one we just lit off. Oh,

9:15 there we go. The tequila sunrise is a

9:17 little more sparkly and a little bit

9:20 more exciting than the first one we lit

9:23 off. Look at this.

9:31 Okay, so that was the

9:33 sunrise. The tequila sunrise. How many

9:36 do we got left? We have two left. We

9:39 have the purple rain, which I have high

9:41 hopes for the purple rain and then we're

9:43 going to end with the grand finale of

9:45 That's right.

9:47 Sir poops a lot. Let's do Let's do the

9:51 purple rain. Purple rain. Purple rain.

9:54 Only want to see you stand beside the

9:58 purple

9:59 rain. I'm excited about this one.

10:11 everyone. Oh, it's purple. It actually

10:11 is purple.

10:32 cool. You're standing a little too

10:32 close. We are standing a little too

10:36 close to

10:42 that. It's a good thing I have these

10:42 protective glasses on.

10:47 Okay, we can leave that there. It's now

10:49 time for the grand finale. I'm so

10:52 excited. I'm so excited about this, too.

10:55 Sir Dump. Did I call him Sir Poops a

10:57 Lot? Yeah, Sir Dumps Lot is his name.

11:00 It's an

11:01 exclusive. Sir Dumps aot. And he has a

11:05 crest. What crest is that? He is wearing

11:07 on his his uh sweater. There he is. Sir

11:13 Dumps. This is the grand finale. Where

11:16 should we light off Sir Dumps Lot?

11:18 Should we light him off over here? Let's

11:19 light him off over here.

11:25 sir

11:25 dumps a lot. All right, do the honors.

11:35 Too windy. Can we come the other way?

11:35 Switch them around however you need to.

11:38 Sir dumps a lot.

12:15 Whoa. I didn't know Sir Dumpselot was

12:15 going to retaliate by us watching him

12:18 poop.

12:19 that closely. So there you go, the grand

12:21 finale. Say to everyone goodbye and a

12:25 special happy 4th of July from Madame

12:28 the Woo or Madam the Woo, I guess sounds

12:30 more appropriate because I'm Adam the

12:33 Woo. You have just witnessed a mediocre

12:36 fireworks celebration. But it doesn't

12:38 matter. We're out here having fun at

12:39 this park. See you guys later. Goodbye.

TDW 1098 - SIR DUMPS A LOT ! Best or Worst Firework Ever ?!

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