TDW 1099 - Ultimate Bumper Car Duel at Knotts Berry Farm
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Welcome everyone. Adam the Woo here. It
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is time for a bumper car challenge.
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Looks like we have basically the entire
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bumper car section. You pick a car.
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You're going to get the red bumper car.
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I will get a yellow bumper car. We'll
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start. Actually, I'll just get in this
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one right here. Why not? We'll get
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inside the yellow bumper car here at
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Knottberry Farm. So, it's going to be me
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versus her. And it looks like we're the
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only ones in here. There are a few more
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people showing up. So maybe we will not
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be lucky enough to have the entire
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bumper car area to ourselves. Knottberry
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Farm, happy Sunday, the day after 4th of
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July. And earlier she was saying to me,
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you know what would be great is a
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challenge between me and you her. She
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was saying this and she said, "Let's go
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to Knottberry Farm and I'm going to
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challenge you in a bumper cart duel to
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the death. You fell victim to one of the
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classic blunders." The first is never
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get involved in a land war in Asia. But
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only slightly less wellknown is this.
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Never go in against a bumper car
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duel when death is on the line. So,
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we're just waiting for everyone else to
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load up the cars. Are you ready for
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this? What is your strategy going to be
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if you had to have a bumper car
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strategy? Or maybe you should keep it to
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yourself. You probably shouldn't tell me
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your strategy because I'm just trying to
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figure out your game plan. And I don't
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know how you technically win at bumper
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cars, but you seem to think you're going
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to come out the conqueror. So, we will
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see. Only time will tell. I have the
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yellow bumper car. She has the red
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bumper car. yellow and red. It's my
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second channel, daily blog channel. It's
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the daily woo Sunday edition from
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Knottberry Farm. And please make sure
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you heed that sign. Make sure you heed
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the sign. No head-on collision. Heed the
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no head-on collision. Heed the headon
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collision
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sign. There are two other people on
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here. We got almost got the entire
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roadway to ourselves. She's been
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practicing actually by driving through
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these Southern California freeways. She
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has a lot of hostility and anger and
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road rage to let off. All right, the gas
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is down here. I got my flipflops ready.
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You're going down. You're going down
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right now. Let's go. Get away from me.
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Whoa. Get away from me. Try to catch me.
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Catch me if you
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can. Come on. The war. Now there's lots
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of obstacles. Oh, you think you're going
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to get away? Let me go through here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got to squeeze
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through here. No. No. No. Whoa. That was
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a nice move. That was a nice maneuver.
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Try this one on for size, though. Going
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this. That's right. Come on. Come on.
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Try to get me. Come on. Stick a bumper
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car in me. Look into my eyes. See what's
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going on in the air. when you turn it.
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Get away from him. Get away from me,
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too.
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What's the matter? Having a hard time
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having a hard time driving that thing?
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Are these a little too much for
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you?
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Whoa. That was a nice strike. That was
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two strikes against my zero. So far,
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you're winning. I'm just trying to
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escape. I'm not taking the best strategy
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ever. Whoa. We We're trapped over here.
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We're trapped through here. Look out.
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Oh, I can't get through here. I'm stuck
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now.
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You stay right there. I'm going this
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way. Come on. Get away from her. She's
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crazy. She's crazy. Get away from her.
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She's psychotic. I got to I got to get a
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strike in on her. Here we go. Strike
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time. Says no head-on collisions. You're
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disobeying the rules.
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All right, it's time to time to have my
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escape plan in order and in action and
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just stay as far away from her as
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humanly possible. Keep away from me. Get
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Yeah, she's caught in there. Yes, she is
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caught up in the middle of that
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throng of bumper cars. It's time for me
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to go in for the strike. Like a snake
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going in for the kill. Like a snake.
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Like a slithering serpent of doom, I am
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going to come in for the kill. Now watch
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this. Yes. Yes. That's right. That's
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right. One strike, two strikes. Now we
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see who's the follower. There are
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leaders and there are followers. And
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Sergeant Shabalier will always be a
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follower. Here we go. Oh, it's no
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head-on collisions. You're disobeying
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the rules. That's a point for me. I
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don't know who's keeping
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score. Yeah, there's another strike.
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I think I think that's it. So,
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leave a comment down below on who won.
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Her her or me. Have a great day. See you
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guys later. Goodbye. Goodbye. I am
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waving all weird cuz my neck is
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whiplashed.