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TDW 1441 - Most Disturbing Vending Machine Item EVER

Date: June 11, 2016 Duration: 14m 53s
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0:19 Saying goodbye to the patio furniture
0:19 today.
0:35 I feel like with every little piece of
0:35 the house that goes away and I get rid
0:37 of or I sell a little small portion of
0:41 myself
0:43 leaves, dies, moves on. And while that
0:47 is sad, they are just earthly
0:49 possessions. They are just pointless
0:52 things. When I'm an old man, I want to
0:54 be able to look back at my life and say,
0:57 "Look at all the experiences I shared.
0:59 Look at all the places I went. Look at
1:01 all the things I did." I don't want to
1:03 look back and say, "Hey, remember when I
1:06 had a really cool porch chair?" And
1:08 while having stuff is really cool, it's
1:11 not what life is about. Also, later on,
1:14 I could just reby some stuff like this.
1:25 That store used to just be called smoke
1:25 and then they added shop to it. They
1:28 didn't fix a sign. They just put up a
1:30 little paper
1:32 sign next to it. Now it's a smoke shop.
1:34 Stopped off at Oceanic Arts. The Tiki
1:38 Marketplace. Oceanic Arts. You excited
1:40 about this? Count Stankus has never been
1:44 Never have been in Ocean. And you're a
1:46 huge Tiki guy. Huge tiki guy. You say
1:48 God or you should buy this counsel right
1:50 here. You should put that on your front
1:52 porch right there. My mother
1:56 your mother would like it. Oh yeah.
1:57 Bananas.
2:05 Is this one of them shrunken heads?
2:05 Was this really a a fullsize head at one
2:08 time? He's actually attached to a body.
2:12 It's a tall skinny man with weird weird
2:16 eyes.
2:18 This This is like a seagull. Look at
2:21 this. You should get one of these.
2:24 Yeah, this is super cool. I like the
2:26 color on it. And this is kind of like
2:28 It's almost like the porcupine of the
2:30 sea. If you break your finger, you'll
2:32 die. You said you always wanted one of
2:34 these, Count Sankas. No. Should I get
2:36 you that for a present? Sure. I don't
2:38 want that in your house. You don't want
2:39 that in your house? You're not going to
2:40 allow Count Sankus to have this hanging
2:42 above your bed? No. What if you walked
2:46 in the bathroom every morning and this
2:47 guy was staring at you right here with
2:49 these eyes? You would not approve of
2:51 that? No. Count. She does not like your
2:54 dream of owning the puffer fish. Sorry.
2:57 I'm coming to get you. Hey. Hey. Coming.
3:01 Coming to get you. Look at this thing.
3:03 Imagine if it devoured your finger.
3:05 Whoa. I don't even want to put my finger
3:06 in there. What do you got there?
3:09 My new sword, my new staff, my new pole,
3:11 whatever you want to call it, it's a
3:12 harpoon. I'm going to take It is a
3:14 harpoon. Is it? Ho ho hulu.
3:19 This was used in not a Gilligan's Island
3:22 episode, but I think it was used in the
3:24 TV movie Return to Gilligans Island.
3:26 That's a movie prop right there.
3:37 If you stare at this gorilla long
3:37 enough,
3:39 he becomes real.
3:43 You actually really startled me. I
3:45 didn't know you were back there. I
3:47 flinched a little bit there. That's
3:48 right. Come on. Come on. Look into my
3:50 eyes. See what's going on. Well, I
3:52 stepped on something. Look into my eyes.
3:54 See what's going on in there. When you
3:56 turn it,
3:59 actually, is this I think that might be
4:00 a paddle.
4:02 It's not a It's not a sword. Put some
4:04 holes in it. Did you end up getting
4:05 anything? Puffy fish. Whoa. You got Look
4:09 at this. You got a puffy fish. Yes. He
4:11 went all out. And where are you going to
4:13 put that? You going to put that uh on
4:14 your back tiki bar? Yeah. Hang it. You
4:17 know, look nice. I didn't buy anything,
4:19 but look. Here's a puffy
4:22 something. I'm going to take this home
4:24 with me. I'm not going to spend any
4:25 money, but I got a puffy What is this?
4:26 Like a a puffy twig or a berry or
4:29 something. And while I'm in the
4:30 neighborhood stopping off. Wa! They
4:34 really cleaned this place up. And then
4:37 around the side of the school. I've been
4:39 here a bunch of times, but you've never
4:41 been here before, counting. No, this is
4:42 the first time. That's really cool.
4:45 That's band camp. It's marching band.
4:49 And then right up here on the left, of
4:51 course, is Principal Strickland's house.
4:54 Less than half a block from the school.
4:57 Super close to the school. What do you
4:58 think standing here at the Back to the
4:59 Future Mall? She is awesome, man. Just
5:02 love it.
5:04 That's a cool shot. From here, you
5:05 really get the perspective of that last
5:07 scene with the uh knockout.
5:20 Justin Scard. Time for some lunch at the
5:20 curry house. And they have plastic food
5:25 basically showing what they have inside.
5:28 Katsu curry curry rice set house salad.
5:34 They neglected to say on the sign out
5:36 front, but they also have spaghetti. So,
5:39 it's curry and spaghetti. Curry house.
5:42 Japanese curry and spaghetti. Start off
5:45 with this beautiful looking salad. Add a
5:48 little dressing onto it.
5:51 Here's the main course. Beef curry. A
5:54 lot of curry sauce. Chicken curry. Oh,
5:56 this is chicken curry. I got the
5:58 chicken.
5:59 Okay, I got the chicken. All right,
6:01 that's true. You got the chicken. I said
6:02 the same thing you're have. Okay, I got
6:04 the chicken curry. So, chicken curry,
6:07 rice. Looks pretty good. I almost
6:09 forgot. I got vegetables, too. So, I'm
6:10 going to dump the vegetables right in
6:12 there. Stir it all up. And what' you
6:15 get? I got four shrimp, stewed beef, and
6:18 a bowl of curry sauce. So, that's
6:21 shrimp. That's shrimp. That's good.
6:23 Yeah. The other half of my meal is not
6:24 here yet. What is that? That is chicken
6:26 leg katsu. Chicken leg katsu. Is it a
6:30 chicken leg? It's the chicken leg. No,
6:31 it's just dark meat. They call it that.
6:33 This is your I'm going to say that's a
6:35 very large chicken leg. It is very wy.
6:38 It's okay. This is hot chili oil. And
6:42 you're going to eat that? I'm going to
6:44 eat that.
6:46 So, they have a vending machine. You put
6:48 four quarters in and you can get a
6:50 naughty chicken. Naughty chicken.
6:52 Naughty. You naughty. You gonna buy a
6:55 naughty chicken cas.
6:58 You like naughty chickens? Oh yes.
7:00 You're going to come to my house for
7:01 Super Bowl next year cuz if you do, I
7:02 want you to bring the chips. Okay. Why
7:04 don't you bring the shrimp chimps?
7:07 Shrimp chimps. These are shrimp shrimp
7:09 chips.
7:11 Shrimp chimps. You can't say it either.
7:13 You just said shrimp. Can't say it
7:15 either. I always like these good luck
7:17 cats. Basically, it's the cat that waves
7:19 at you. And I think it when the cat
7:21 waves at you, it gives you good luck.
7:24 So, thank you for the good luck, cat.
7:27 His face is like all distorted. Look at
7:29 this. His face is like mutilated or
7:31 something right there on this battle
7:33 fire action figure. Splat eyeballs.
7:36 Sticky and gross. Crawls down walls. An
7:39 earphone cable holder that looks like a
7:42 biscuit. Good idea. Everything in here
7:45 is $1.50. Pretty good deals. Place
7:47 really does have everything. I have
7:49 purchased a deep space alien slingshot.
7:53 Opening the slingshot.
8:00 Basically, you take the alien
8:00 where you take it Dennis the menace
8:02 style slingshot and then you take the
8:04 alien. Well, there's one of the aliens.
8:07 Let me set this down.
8:09 And you put his hands, look at this. You
8:12 put one of his hands like that.
8:16 And then you put the other hand like
8:19 that. So look, the alien is like wedged
8:22 like this. So then we get the how his
8:24 head do from over here. His head's going
8:26 to hit the His head's going to hit the
8:29 thing now. Here we go. All right. From
8:31 back here. Here we go. Ready? Here we
8:33 go. You ready for this? Ready.
8:37 Oh, there he is. Get a closeup of him.
8:39 Go, alien. Go. Go. Go. Go.
8:44 Let's try one more time.
8:47 Are you ready? I'm ready. Yeah, I'm
8:48 ready. You get a good shot? Yeah. Whoa.
8:49 Hold up. I I almost lost him. I almost
8:51 almost backfired on me. It almost
8:54 backfired on me.
9:01 Okay, here we go. Got a good shot. Yeah,
9:01 do it. Go ahead. Can't wait. A fail.
9:05 Here we go. Yes. Yes. I want to do it.
9:10 There he is.
9:12 We have an alien down. We have an alien
9:14 down. Are you buying the naughty
9:16 chicken? Yep.
9:18 Here's the naughty chicken. Naughty.
9:20 Here's the naughty chicken. Oh, no. Now
9:21 we know why. Oh, you know what? Is it?
9:23 Squeeze its butt or squeeze its belly.
9:25 You go. Oh, you kidding me? No.
9:35 It's naughty. Where? See, I told you.
9:35 Where have you taken me? Count. I'm not
9:37 sure where. Don't touch it. You got to
9:39 be kidding me. You love it. Everyone's
9:43 quarters.
9:44 It comes out different colors. Look,
9:46 it's coming out different colors now.
9:48 This is the most disturbing thing I
9:50 think I've ever seen in my life. And
9:52 look at the chicken's face. He looks
9:53 like he's enjoying this. Yeah, I do.
9:56 Disgusting. This guy looks particularly
10:00 beautiful today. Is that even a word?
10:03 Particularly, in case you want to know
10:05 what a criminal looks like, it looks
10:07 like this guy right here holding a bag
10:09 of money with a mask. Be on the lookout.
10:18 Throughout my life, I've done a lot of
10:18 different things, a lot of different
10:21 creative outlets, as well as a lot of
10:25 different things that I did for jobs. I
10:28 was in a lot of different bands. But
10:30 while I was in those bands playing
10:32 music, I was also working full-time, 40
10:35 hours a week jobs and then part-time,
10:38 sometimes 10, 15, 20 hours a week on top
10:41 of the full-time jobs and doing music
10:45 and catering and tailoring my energies
10:48 towards creative outlets and trying to
10:52 put things I was doing, putting it out
10:55 there, promoting myself, promoting what
10:57 I was doing. And let me assure you that
11:01 nothing I have done prior to these
11:04 YouTube videos and this YouTube circle
11:08 of goodness as I call it that we have
11:10 created together. Nothing holds a candle
11:14 to what I am doing right now. Just like
11:18 Doc Brown says, it works. I finally
11:21 invented something that works and I am
11:23 completely completely grateful,
11:26 completely humbled and honored and I
11:29 cannot even express the gratitude and
11:32 thankfulness that I feel every single
11:34 day when I see how many people watch the
11:37 videos and not only that but how many
11:39 people leave great comments and contact
11:42 me social media sites the interaction or
11:45 I meet people out in the world and you
11:48 share your stories and why you're
11:49 interested. interested in my life. It's
11:52 amazing and
11:54 it's it's blows my mind to think about
11:58 when I was in a band, different bands,
12:01 and I was putting so much energy, so
12:03 much time every single day, hours and
12:07 hours and hours and hours every single
12:10 day into trying to make what I was doing
12:13 work. And it never really took off. and
12:16 this YouTube thing. Now, I know there
12:18 are YouTubers who are way bigger than I
12:20 am, who are getting like so many more
12:22 what subscribers and views and all that
12:25 pointless stuff, but I this is so much
12:29 more monumental
12:31 than anything I have tried to make
12:34 succeed in my life prior to this. And
12:38 for that, I am truly thankful and
12:42 grateful to you. I've said this a
12:44 million times. I always say that I feel
12:47 like I express it too much, but I don't
12:51 think I do. I really don't think I tell
12:54 you enough that I am thankful that you
12:57 are in my life. And in just a couple of
13:00 weeks, two and a half to three weeks
13:02 from now, I will be out of California
13:05 and I will moving be moving into the
13:08 next step of my life. And it's only
13:10 going to get better. The videos are
13:12 going to get better. the content is
13:15 going to get better which is crazy.
13:17 Sometimes I always look at the content I
13:20 have done within the last week and I
13:22 will talk to friends or people I meet
13:25 and I will express not really
13:27 disappointment but I will express this
13:29 creative mindset where it's like wow I
13:33 haven't done anything I haven't done
13:35 anything epic because I'm thinking in
13:38 the last day or so and then they say man
13:42 you have done so much stuff and I go
13:44 back and I watch the videos of the last
13:47 five or six years and I think that's me
13:51 doing that. That's me right there doing
13:54 all those things and going all those
13:56 places
13:58 and sometimes I have to like take a step
14:00 back and just look at what I have done
14:03 and think about what I am going to do
14:06 and let me assure you it is about to go
14:09 into the next level because I am going
14:12 to be traveling full-time. I will not
14:15 have a place and a a homestead
14:19 or anything holding me back. I will be
14:22 going from town to town and city to city
14:24 and state to state and maybe even
14:26 country to country. So, it's been a fun
14:31 ride so far, but it's just the
14:32 beginning. And I just want to say thank
14:35 you. So, I'll see you guys tomorrow.