TDW 1441 - Most Disturbing Vending Machine Item EVER
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Saying goodbye to the patio furniture
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today.
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I feel like with every little piece of
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the house that goes away and I get rid
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of or I sell a little small portion of
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myself
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leaves, dies, moves on. And while that
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is sad, they are just earthly
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possessions. They are just pointless
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things. When I'm an old man, I want to
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be able to look back at my life and say,
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"Look at all the experiences I shared.
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Look at all the places I went. Look at
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all the things I did." I don't want to
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look back and say, "Hey, remember when I
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had a really cool porch chair?" And
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while having stuff is really cool, it's
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not what life is about. Also, later on,
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I could just reby some stuff like this.
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That store used to just be called smoke
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and then they added shop to it. They
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didn't fix a sign. They just put up a
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little paper
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sign next to it. Now it's a smoke shop.
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Stopped off at Oceanic Arts. The Tiki
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Marketplace. Oceanic Arts. You excited
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about this? Count Stankus has never been
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Never have been in Ocean. And you're a
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huge Tiki guy. Huge tiki guy. You say
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God or you should buy this counsel right
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here. You should put that on your front
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porch right there. My mother
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your mother would like it. Oh yeah.
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Bananas.
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Is this one of them shrunken heads?
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Was this really a a fullsize head at one
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time? He's actually attached to a body.
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It's a tall skinny man with weird weird
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eyes.
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This This is like a seagull. Look at
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this. You should get one of these.
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Yeah, this is super cool. I like the
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color on it. And this is kind of like
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It's almost like the porcupine of the
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sea. If you break your finger, you'll
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die. You said you always wanted one of
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these, Count Sankas. No. Should I get
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you that for a present? Sure. I don't
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want that in your house. You don't want
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that in your house? You're not going to
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allow Count Sankus to have this hanging
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above your bed? No. What if you walked
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in the bathroom every morning and this
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guy was staring at you right here with
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these eyes? You would not approve of
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that? No. Count. She does not like your
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dream of owning the puffer fish. Sorry.
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I'm coming to get you. Hey. Hey. Coming.
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Coming to get you. Look at this thing.
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Imagine if it devoured your finger.
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Whoa. I don't even want to put my finger
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in there. What do you got there?
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My new sword, my new staff, my new pole,
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whatever you want to call it, it's a
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harpoon. I'm going to take It is a
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harpoon. Is it? Ho ho hulu.
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This was used in not a Gilligan's Island
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episode, but I think it was used in the
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TV movie Return to Gilligans Island.
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That's a movie prop right there.
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If you stare at this gorilla long
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enough,
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he becomes real.
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You actually really startled me. I
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didn't know you were back there. I
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flinched a little bit there. That's
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right. Come on. Come on. Look into my
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eyes. See what's going on. Well, I
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stepped on something. Look into my eyes.
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See what's going on in there. When you
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turn it,
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actually, is this I think that might be
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a paddle.
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It's not a It's not a sword. Put some
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holes in it. Did you end up getting
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anything? Puffy fish. Whoa. You got Look
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at this. You got a puffy fish. Yes. He
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went all out. And where are you going to
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put that? You going to put that uh on
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your back tiki bar? Yeah. Hang it. You
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know, look nice. I didn't buy anything,
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but look. Here's a puffy
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something. I'm going to take this home
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with me. I'm not going to spend any
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money, but I got a puffy What is this?
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Like a a puffy twig or a berry or
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something. And while I'm in the
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neighborhood stopping off. Wa! They
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really cleaned this place up. And then
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around the side of the school. I've been
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here a bunch of times, but you've never
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been here before, counting. No, this is
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the first time. That's really cool.
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That's band camp. It's marching band.
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And then right up here on the left, of
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course, is Principal Strickland's house.
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Less than half a block from the school.
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Super close to the school. What do you
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think standing here at the Back to the
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Future Mall? She is awesome, man. Just
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love it.
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That's a cool shot. From here, you
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really get the perspective of that last
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scene with the uh knockout.
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Justin Scard. Time for some lunch at the
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curry house. And they have plastic food
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basically showing what they have inside.
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Katsu curry curry rice set house salad.
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They neglected to say on the sign out
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front, but they also have spaghetti. So,
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it's curry and spaghetti. Curry house.
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Japanese curry and spaghetti. Start off
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with this beautiful looking salad. Add a
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little dressing onto it.
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Here's the main course. Beef curry. A
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lot of curry sauce. Chicken curry. Oh,
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this is chicken curry. I got the
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chicken.
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Okay, I got the chicken. All right,
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that's true. You got the chicken. I said
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the same thing you're have. Okay, I got
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the chicken curry. So, chicken curry,
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rice. Looks pretty good. I almost
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forgot. I got vegetables, too. So, I'm
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going to dump the vegetables right in
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there. Stir it all up. And what' you
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get? I got four shrimp, stewed beef, and
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a bowl of curry sauce. So, that's
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shrimp. That's shrimp. That's good.
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Yeah. The other half of my meal is not
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here yet. What is that? That is chicken
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leg katsu. Chicken leg katsu. Is it a
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chicken leg? It's the chicken leg. No,
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it's just dark meat. They call it that.
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This is your I'm going to say that's a
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very large chicken leg. It is very wy.
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It's okay. This is hot chili oil. And
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you're going to eat that? I'm going to
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eat that.
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So, they have a vending machine. You put
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four quarters in and you can get a
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naughty chicken. Naughty chicken.
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Naughty. You naughty. You gonna buy a
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naughty chicken cas.
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You like naughty chickens? Oh yes.
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You're going to come to my house for
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Super Bowl next year cuz if you do, I
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want you to bring the chips. Okay. Why
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don't you bring the shrimp chimps?
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Shrimp chimps. These are shrimp shrimp
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chips.
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Shrimp chimps. You can't say it either.
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You just said shrimp. Can't say it
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either. I always like these good luck
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cats. Basically, it's the cat that waves
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at you. And I think it when the cat
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waves at you, it gives you good luck.
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So, thank you for the good luck, cat.
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His face is like all distorted. Look at
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this. His face is like mutilated or
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something right there on this battle
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fire action figure. Splat eyeballs.
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Sticky and gross. Crawls down walls. An
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earphone cable holder that looks like a
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biscuit. Good idea. Everything in here
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is $1.50. Pretty good deals. Place
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really does have everything. I have
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purchased a deep space alien slingshot.
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Opening the slingshot.
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Basically, you take the alien
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where you take it Dennis the menace
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style slingshot and then you take the
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alien. Well, there's one of the aliens.
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Let me set this down.
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And you put his hands, look at this. You
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put one of his hands like that.
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And then you put the other hand like
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that. So look, the alien is like wedged
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like this. So then we get the how his
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head do from over here. His head's going
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to hit the His head's going to hit the
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thing now. Here we go. All right. From
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back here. Here we go. Ready? Here we
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go. You ready for this? Ready.
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Oh, there he is. Get a closeup of him.
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Go, alien. Go. Go. Go. Go.
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Let's try one more time.
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Are you ready? I'm ready. Yeah, I'm
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ready. You get a good shot? Yeah. Whoa.
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Hold up. I I almost lost him. I almost
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almost backfired on me. It almost
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backfired on me.
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Okay, here we go. Got a good shot. Yeah,
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do it. Go ahead. Can't wait. A fail.
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Here we go. Yes. Yes. I want to do it.
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There he is.
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We have an alien down. We have an alien
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down. Are you buying the naughty
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chicken? Yep.
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Here's the naughty chicken. Naughty.
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Here's the naughty chicken. Oh, no. Now
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we know why. Oh, you know what? Is it?
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Squeeze its butt or squeeze its belly.
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You go. Oh, you kidding me? No.
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It's naughty. Where? See, I told you.
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Where have you taken me? Count. I'm not
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sure where. Don't touch it. You got to
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be kidding me. You love it. Everyone's
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quarters.
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It comes out different colors. Look,
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it's coming out different colors now.
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This is the most disturbing thing I
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think I've ever seen in my life. And
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look at the chicken's face. He looks
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like he's enjoying this. Yeah, I do.
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Disgusting. This guy looks particularly
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beautiful today. Is that even a word?
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Particularly, in case you want to know
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what a criminal looks like, it looks
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like this guy right here holding a bag
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of money with a mask. Be on the lookout.
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Throughout my life, I've done a lot of
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different things, a lot of different
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creative outlets, as well as a lot of
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different things that I did for jobs. I
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was in a lot of different bands. But
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while I was in those bands playing
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music, I was also working full-time, 40
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hours a week jobs and then part-time,
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sometimes 10, 15, 20 hours a week on top
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of the full-time jobs and doing music
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and catering and tailoring my energies
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towards creative outlets and trying to
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put things I was doing, putting it out
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there, promoting myself, promoting what
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I was doing. And let me assure you that
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nothing I have done prior to these
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YouTube videos and this YouTube circle
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of goodness as I call it that we have
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created together. Nothing holds a candle
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to what I am doing right now. Just like
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Doc Brown says, it works. I finally
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invented something that works and I am
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completely completely grateful,
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completely humbled and honored and I
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cannot even express the gratitude and
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thankfulness that I feel every single
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day when I see how many people watch the
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videos and not only that but how many
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people leave great comments and contact
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me social media sites the interaction or
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I meet people out in the world and you
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share your stories and why you're
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interested. interested in my life. It's
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amazing and
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it's it's blows my mind to think about
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when I was in a band, different bands,
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and I was putting so much energy, so
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much time every single day, hours and
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hours and hours and hours every single
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day into trying to make what I was doing
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work. And it never really took off. and
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this YouTube thing. Now, I know there
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are YouTubers who are way bigger than I
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am, who are getting like so many more
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what subscribers and views and all that
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pointless stuff, but I this is so much
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more monumental
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than anything I have tried to make
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succeed in my life prior to this. And
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for that, I am truly thankful and
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grateful to you. I've said this a
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million times. I always say that I feel
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like I express it too much, but I don't
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think I do. I really don't think I tell
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you enough that I am thankful that you
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are in my life. And in just a couple of
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weeks, two and a half to three weeks
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from now, I will be out of California
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and I will moving be moving into the
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next step of my life. And it's only
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going to get better. The videos are
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going to get better. the content is
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going to get better which is crazy.
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Sometimes I always look at the content I
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have done within the last week and I
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will talk to friends or people I meet
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and I will express not really
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disappointment but I will express this
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creative mindset where it's like wow I
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haven't done anything I haven't done
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anything epic because I'm thinking in
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the last day or so and then they say man
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you have done so much stuff and I go
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back and I watch the videos of the last
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five or six years and I think that's me
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doing that. That's me right there doing
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all those things and going all those
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places
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and sometimes I have to like take a step
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back and just look at what I have done
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and think about what I am going to do
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and let me assure you it is about to go
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into the next level because I am going
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to be traveling full-time. I will not
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have a place and a a homestead
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or anything holding me back. I will be
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going from town to town and city to city
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and state to state and maybe even
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country to country. So, it's been a fun
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ride so far, but it's just the
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beginning. And I just want to say thank
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you. So, I'll see you guys tomorrow.