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Florida Strawberry Festival 2023 - My Worst Experience On Carnival Ride / Fair Food Overload & MORE

Date: March 03, 2023 Duration: 43m 4s
Florida Strawberry Festival 2023
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0:02 welcome everyone Adam the woo here as a
0:02 recording of us Thursday March 2nd 2023
0:05 I'm standing right here
0:06 on this little dock in Celebration
0:09 Florida and maybe there's a spoiler
0:11 alert in my reflection on my glasses
0:12 because you might be able to see a
0:14 Canadian hey mister
0:21 you said it Scott on tape what's going
0:21 on Alan how you doing it's been it's
0:24 been a while it has months Alan right
0:27 remember that time we did like a
0:28 two-week Trek together yeah we're
0:30 staying in trunk it was very comfortable
0:33 so we I you've never been to Celebration
0:35 no this is amazing this is very very
0:37 beautiful it's very small town pictures
0:38 it looks like a movie Set It does right
0:41 I'm gonna give you the I'm gonna give
0:42 you like the nickel tour around town you
0:45 have a nickel on you no cheers and I
0:47 know you're a dunking guy as am I well
0:49 by Tim Hortons guy
0:51 and I got something special for you oh I
0:53 got something very special for you all
0:55 right we'll see that later let me give
0:56 you the tour inviting you to join me and
0:58 Scott on tap shall you this is my
1:01 downtown
1:02 do you like movies no it's a really
1:04 great movie theater yeah right over
1:06 there I mean it hasn't been open for a
1:08 decade but it's over real yeah it's been
1:10 closed for 10 years
1:15 so have you been to Burbank yeah you've
1:15 been to Burbank right yeah have you been
1:16 to Boston over there yeah been to Boston
1:19 I was actually Montreal I think that
1:21 says Montreal over there that's in
1:23 Canada oh it says Cape Canaveral what
1:26 about Miami ever been to Miami just last
1:28 year yeah Captiva Island you ever been
1:30 there
1:31 no but I hear bad things what is it yeah
1:35 sounds like a Blade Runner Vibe oh what
1:37 does this remind you of if you look down
1:38 this way these canals what does that
1:40 reminds exactly I've said that a million
1:42 times can't you picture Johnny Depp
1:44 eating a hamburger and fries up there
1:46 from Nightmare I think it's gonna be the
1:48 hamburger fries anytime love Johnny Depp
1:50 love JV JD you're on a better than a
1:54 first name basil I'm not saying I know
1:56 them I'm just saying I might know him
1:58 you'd know him in the biblical way
2:05 I can't remember and one thing I will do
2:05 sometimes is focus on the minute hand of
2:07 the clock you have any good stories you
2:09 want to talk talk about about time yeah
2:11 time travel
2:21 see I never I wait to stop editing I cut
2:21 this right when the minute hand moves oh
2:23 yeah so when the minute hand moves
2:25 that's what I I clip it it's like
2:27 watching the ball drop it is
2:30 there it goes look at that and Scott
2:33 also hand delivered a gift from Darren
2:36 and Meg
2:43 they gave to Scott to give to me
2:43 it's like a little it's like a mug it's
2:45 not a coffee mug I guess it could be
2:46 used for coffee it says the daily woo
2:48 they customize this and it says piping
2:51 hot caffeinated beverage look at this a
2:54 case of Tim Hortons
2:56 I don't know I think Tim Hortons and
2:57 Duncan are pretty equal but I think I
2:59 probably like Tim Hortons a little more
3:00 I think they're pretty close there it is
3:02 you're Canadian now hey you got to give
3:03 me your first impression of the Mickey
3:04 power pole well I called it I saw it
3:07 yeah you saw it from a distance I'm a
3:08 I'm a new one to this area we're getting
3:10 on I-4 Westbound which looks pretty
3:12 smooth right now but sometimes it can be
3:14 pretty bad we have made the probably
3:16 hour or so commute we are now over in
3:18 Lakeland
3:19 almost to the Southgate Shopping Center
3:21 but I wanted to show the swan mural here
3:24 in Canada that would be uh La colon is
3:28 that how the Canadians pronounce it yeah
3:29 la French
3:31 is that where you're from no
3:34 we have arrived South Gate shopping
3:36 center
3:37 as The Story Goes Tim Burton liked the
3:39 design of this has this kind of retro
3:41 look that's what Drew him in
3:43 pick this location there's two birds up
3:45 there up on the T
3:50 I'm surprised you've never been here in
3:50 all your travels never
3:52 I've been in the neighborhood oh you've
3:54 been to loot to the neighborhood you've
3:55 never been over here I just drove by I
3:57 looked at it
3:58 this is crazy so I'm trying to get my
4:00 berries where was it was the
4:01 hairdressing shop was here the
4:03 hairdressing shop was over there we'll
4:04 walk over there and this is where the
4:05 hairdresser was in here there used to be
4:07 an electrical box in the back two years
4:08 ago actually the very first filming
4:10 location video I ever did was Edward
4:12 scissors it's crazy back in 2010. and I
4:16 got to see the electrical box in that
4:17 back room
4:18 and then this angle here
4:20 was used
4:22 where they're walking kind of that way
4:25 definitely like an iconic piece you get
4:27 to get the scissors you got the scissors
4:31 I feel like I'm being watched right now
4:33 while I'm filming this
4:35 time the sign right now what
4:37 no you're filming me let me turn the mic
4:39 to you you should be filming this what
4:42 yeah there it is there you go that's
4:43 what you want to see well that's the
4:46 iconic Southgate Shopping Center Edward
4:49 Scissorhands
4:50 you ready to go get some strawberry
4:52 shortcake yep on a stick if it's not on
4:54 a stick it just won't stick
5:00 Strawberry Festival here we come we have
5:00 found parking over here I see the ferris
5:02 wheel off in the distance which means
5:04 we're close to the festival it was
5:06 twenty dollars to park in this lot and
5:08 they gave you this to put on my
5:10 dashboard like a Party Wagon coming
5:12 through here there you go
5:14 already getting my first smells of
5:18 strawberries right here now I am kind of
5:21 hoping they have a Midway pass like a
5:22 wristband or something like that or some
5:24 deal where you can get a bunch of
5:25 tickets I want to go on a heck of a lot
5:26 of rides okay you cannot buy the
5:28 wristbands here but they said they are
5:30 some inside admission is ten dollars per
5:33 adult and they're open till 10 pm
5:35 tonight 10 to 10 10 to 10 10 to 10 plus
5:38 10 that's three tens I've been saying
5:40 this for years there are images
5:42 everywhere all right the first thing I'm
5:43 seeing off in the distance is a jet pack
5:45 flying water circus there's someone who
5:48 is like emitting himself with water up
5:50 in the air flying around on a jet pack
5:53 like it's like almost something out of
5:54 the sea out of the future something I
5:56 would love to do but I probably would
5:57 like break a limb my wrists through here
6:00 oh left hand she needs my left hand who
6:03 needs the wrist putting on The Wristband
6:04 it was 25 dollars
6:07 for all you can ride wristbands
6:10 times two going in my hand's too big oh
6:15 okay
6:23 all right guys who's next also while we
6:23 were waiting here this this uh big
6:24 prizes was playing a song and they cut
6:26 it off because the song said literally
6:28 as loud as possible go f yourself like I
6:31 said hey go f yourself what's the what's
6:34 the good f word food fudge family fun we
6:39 got the full-on mountain they know
6:41 you've escaped oh yeah they know you've
6:43 escaped from here you're home I think it
6:45 smell me all the way to Lakeland well I
6:47 always look at these what could possibly
6:49 go wrong with these kind of attractions
6:51 nothing right going up
7:01 and the rest is all gravity
7:01 straight down and they put they were
7:03 like even though we wanted to sit
7:05 I'm always worried about going off the
7:06 side
7:08 of it you best remove them
7:11 going in oh my God
7:20 scream like that
7:20 is intense already yeah I'm just worried
7:23 about going off to five right
7:29 this
7:30 is Mark right over right easily you can
7:33 just go over the side I haven't even had
7:35 a delicious fried item to eat yet
7:43 I'm not look at that thing I'm not doing
7:43 that no I want you can do that I'll
7:45 watch from the distance
8:06 you all right yeah oh yeah let's go all
8:06 right all right the rip it's the rip
8:08 it's the ribs all the tall in the ribs
8:10 now this looks pretty exciting I've done
8:12 this I've done this before and it really
8:15 is more intense than it looks it's
8:16 called the strike zone this looks like
8:19 the type of ride that you don't ask has
8:22 anyone ever been injured on before you
8:23 asked but it was the last time someone
8:25 was injured on this well it looked like
8:27 Fred Durst right now can I ever been on
8:28 one of these oh yeah
8:31 you really will lose your stomach
8:33 momentarily oh I'm glad we haven't ate
8:36 yet I'm kind of glad we have not eaten
8:37 yet there's no one else on this we're
8:39 about to feel the fury
9:34 give that guy a raise
9:34 he just gave us a raise get a secret
9:36 with these is to sit all the way in the
9:38 back that way you get as high as
9:40 possible you want to sit in the back so
9:41 it goes high as possible yeah for real
9:43 this is definitely the best to go
9:44 towards the back and see how high up it
9:46 goes right from there they he they
9:48 didn't heat our warning and they took
9:50 the back as well now and now there's you
9:52 are falling you're pretty much going to
9:53 the top and then you're dropping
9:55 straight in like that look at that I
9:57 can't believe they're allowing me to
9:58 just stand right here
10:00 that's another thing it's really not
10:01 that busy uh for opening day really not
10:03 a lot of people out here quite yet
10:04 should we do I definitely want to do the
10:06 Haunted Mansion but we should do the
10:07 tilta world I like alien abduction oh no
10:09 is that the thing where you stick
10:10 against the wall yes I hate that I don't
10:12 want to do that either I'm not gonna do
10:14 that either but I will do tilter world
10:16 do you think that this is really going
10:17 to do anything to like guard us like for
10:20 real I don't know when the locking
10:21 mechanism I don't think there is a lock
10:24 I think I can just go like this all
10:25 right absolutely don't do that it's
10:28 frowned upon
10:35 they need to give you one of these
10:35 so you're right it is scorchingly hot
10:37 out here yeah early March
10:41 my sunglasses on
10:42 oh was that what was that
10:45 breakfast
10:51 we're moving we're going moving right
10:51 now oh Lord moving right along wow oh
10:54 yeah okay
11:03 I love it a lot of Pops yeah that's what
11:03 I do I'm a vlogger
11:09 look at this whoa
11:11 whoa Cool Moms aren't yeah she was right
11:13 in the transfer earlier yeah
11:16 oh
11:28 look at that we're getting the ring of
11:28 fire okay we're also getting the crazy
11:31 Mouse and then we're getting the alien
11:33 we're catching a breeze dude look at
11:36 that right there spinning around
11:38 we're getting debris this is one way to
11:40 stay cool in Florida I thought the wages
11:41 first was gonna be gonna go faster there
11:43 it is we're moving pretty quick
11:46 oh that was good
12:02 oh my God
12:02 be tight over there oh
12:05 my God I'm gonna oh I don't feel good my
12:09 spine I don't feel good right now
12:15 I'm getting a little Woos in here right
12:15 here right here oh look here we go
12:18 I'm getting a little woozy here Adam the
12:21 woozie get it I was doing a scream
12:25 reference oh Matthew Lillard all right
12:28 oh and I'm about to stream oh I don't I
12:32 want to get off this
13:02 just need to stop them sir please stop
13:04 thank you
13:05 like literally they get to stop this
13:07 whenever
13:11 my God all right we're good
13:19 he's waiting for my battery to croak out
13:19 it's like I was like last night so this
13:21 guy's a batteries
13:26 stock this thing they're not even near
13:26 the near last runs they have no care in
13:28 the world I don't feel good Scott I'm
13:30 gonna fall asleep
13:41 on eBay
13:41 good
13:44 uh
13:52 good God stop this thing please I think
13:52 I'm gonna hurl
13:59 no all right dude we get it
13:59 all right yeah we're good man we're good
14:02 oh he's just there yawning
14:05 anywhere in the other controls no he's
14:07 just like I'm Gonna Leave This on all
14:08 day long
14:09 all day long
14:11 I was gonna put an edit it here but I
14:13 think I'm just gonna let it roll yeah
14:15 it's the longest ride I've ever been on
14:37 is it still Friday Thursday
14:46 now I'm starting to get in the groove
14:46 I'm getting used to this
14:47 look at this he's just chilling over
14:52 like literally this is like forever
14:55 messing with our heads out
14:58 literally messing with our hands
15:09 enough dude it's been like seven minutes
15:09 why won't he stop why are you doing this
15:12 he is an evil man okay
15:28 I think cool Mom right over there was
15:30 like hey he's got a tail file out
15:34 I just got a nail bar he doesn't care
15:37 this is 20 minutes
15:40 I think I did one edit and I stopped and
15:42 now I'm back on the second edit and it's
15:44 already at five minutes and eight
15:46 seconds no way this thing's been going
15:47 for like seven minutes man oh I said are
15:49 we done though I gave him a stern look
15:51 that was horrible oh
15:58 so I put one edit in I think he had I
15:58 think I went like three or four minutes
16:00 then stopped and then this this clip is
16:02 five and a half minutes oh geez
16:28 I'm not even exaggerating would you say
16:28 this might be 10 minutes 10
16:35 I kind of want to get some food just to
16:35 fill my belly yeah but this is exactly
16:36 how what we were doing for the last 10
16:38 minutes we were like we were just like
16:40 this spinning around over the top of
16:41 this that's us it's me and you I think
16:43 we have found where we're gonna get a
16:45 little snack here they got some of the
16:47 meat being grilled over here spraying it
16:49 down there keeping it all moist and
16:51 whatnot have a pork parfait stops
16:54 getting something I'm gonna get
16:55 something from here too they have corn
16:58 this has to be a little altercation
17:00 happening over here between these two
17:01 Carnival workers
17:02 you know what's going on but there's
17:04 like they're angry at each other like in
17:05 the little little tussles happening over
17:07 here I ended up getting sorry I got
17:08 something down there I got a little like
17:10 a little chicken skewer and then from
17:12 this one I ended up getting these kettle
17:13 chips with with cheese on it as well
17:16 well so oh you want you got a lemonade
17:18 or you got a Coke and a lemonade bottle
17:21 that's water then they give me Diet Coke
17:22 because they heard me mumbled myself and
17:24 then I got the chicken strip the chicken
17:26 skewer and you got the beef skewer yep
17:29 I just saw two workers almost getting a
17:31 little bit of a altercation they're
17:33 fighting each other yeah they were
17:34 trying to they worked it they worked it
17:36 out though the big bad of mushrooms the
17:38 honey mustard I don't know what this is
17:40 oh yeah
17:42 I hope it's not like oh you know what
17:44 that might be too sweet give me some on
17:46 the end here just give me a little bit
17:48 let me try that how's that sir a little
17:50 more okay
17:52 just give me one second sir yeah all
17:54 right I'm gonna make a statement I like
17:56 these a lot more than I like to meet
17:58 from the other place I'm a medium rare
18:01 medium chronograph this is well done
18:02 cooked it all over a little overcooked
18:04 yeah two different plates kettle chips
18:06 were a different place in fact I got the
18:08 kettle chips because that was the place
18:10 that had the table and I wanted to be
18:11 able to sit right so I wanted to give a
18:14 little money to the place they let us
18:15 have the tables in the shade so they've
18:17 got every type of food imaginable here
18:18 and then things that you couldn't even
18:20 imagine existed over here someone has
18:22 made little hogs out of logs like a hog
18:25 out of a log well long Hogs and over
18:29 here on the side it actually says
18:31 welcome to the Florida Strawberry
18:33 Festival up against the side of that
18:35 wall right over there you kind of see
18:36 where it says that and there's a broom I
18:38 didn't I didn't realize you had a magic
18:40 show right here Scots people I surprised
18:43 it I gotta admit I'm still a little
18:45 messed up from that lengthy Tilt-A-Whirl
18:47 experience I want to go with something a
18:49 little slower and not as spinny but so
18:51 we can't get out of we can't get out of
18:53 that but I'm just noticing this huge
18:55 Ferris wheel is not included on our
18:58 wristbands you got to pay us seven
19:01 dollars a person to get on that thing
19:02 for real so maybe we'll find another
19:04 Ferris wheel that's a good question on
19:05 behalf of everybody that's not American
19:07 that watches your channel yes what is
19:09 the obsession with ranch in America they
19:11 also have fried alligator out here that
19:14 you can get as well maybe that maybe it
19:15 came from this gentleman right here
19:17 hopefully not hope he looks he does not
19:19 look it says please don't touch I don't
19:21 know how you guys do things in Canada
19:22 but we don't touch snakes here we eat
19:25 ranch and don't touch things you're not
19:27 touching we have decided not to go on
19:29 that Ferris wheel but I'm going to go on
19:32 this Ferris wheel that is tucked away on
19:34 the far end of the Midway up up up and
19:44 yeah you can see the whole perimeter
19:44 from up here this place is huge all
19:46 right yeah this is gonna get to get some
19:47 nice little movement on the ferris wheel
19:49 I won't ride any Ferris wheel and any
19:52 sky right you know this is really really
19:53 close I gotta be careful put the camera
19:56 out a little bit too far especially they
19:58 got the operators
20:02 yeah don't lean over don't don't keep
20:05 hands arms feet and legs inside the
20:07 vehicles
20:12 you almost did it on accident after I
20:12 even warned you have you ever seen my
20:14 dog I think we're done I think that's
20:16 all of it
20:25 thanks for answering for me
20:26 what if I didn't want to go again I feel
20:29 like you did I did
20:31 for anybody that wants to see obscene
20:33 graffiti you can watch my channel you
20:35 showed some of the uh some of the some
20:37 of the spray paint on this side of this
20:39 stuff not family friendly this has to be
20:41 the most comfortable elephant I've ever
20:43 seen
20:44 look at this elephant right here just
20:45 like putting out the vibe
20:47 rocking cars over here look to be some
20:50 relatively newer versions of bumper cars
20:52 I was looking really good shape
21:10 now
21:17 it's a ghost car I'm threading the
21:19 needle
21:35 that you can go home haven't had a great
21:35 day here at the Florida Strawberry
21:37 Festival they take the strawberries very
21:40 seriously here in fact there's a little
21:42 thing over here says best berries all
21:45 right this is a kind of a rite of
21:47 passage
21:48 here at the Strawberry Festival the San
21:52 Clement Catholic church has a make your
21:54 own for six dollar donation you make
21:57 your own Strawberry Shortcake
22:09 no we're not making them we're just
22:09 preparing it we're putting it in the
22:10 dish so he's got a bucket of fresh
22:12 strawberries there you can get it two
22:14 different ways though you can get it so
22:15 Scott you say you didn't want the spongy
22:17 type you could go with the biscuit type
22:19 well that which is sweeter that's
22:22 probably sweeter no I'll take that one
22:24 you're gonna go with that one I'm gonna
22:25 go with this I'm gonna go with the
22:27 spongy type
22:28 yeah yeah I would like that as well
22:32 you'll notice that the biscuits are
22:34 definitely a lot a lot bigger so you
22:35 probably get more for your money
22:37 with that you're going to be able to do
22:39 that at the same time I don't think so
22:41 probably not
22:42 I'll just show what it is and then we'll
22:44 show the after effect easier though okay
22:46 take the cake you put the juicy
22:48 strawberries on there then you put the
22:50 whipped cream and then you put one real
22:53 strawberry on top of the top and it's
22:54 not the cherry on top it's a strawberry
22:56 on top thank you
23:03 strawberry short oh thank you
23:03 thanks so much a sticker thank you
23:06 all right awesome little sticker right
23:10 here too you got the sticker also thank
23:12 you so napkins I carry his napkins
23:15 they're very friendly here very sweet to
23:18 the napkin carrier let's just grab a
23:21 seat out here and we have found a place
23:23 to sit right look at that it's good I
23:26 like how they put the strawberry right
23:28 on top of it though you're about to have
23:30 your mind blown this is a whole festival
23:33 is about I know this is what I expected
23:36 I was making strawberry shortcake
23:37 everywhere we go it's yours we did
23:38 almost the same the same thing I mean
23:41 it's there's not a lot of options no but
23:43 it's three bowls it's create your own
23:45 strawberries with three things
23:47 a taste of winter for 49 years this has
23:50 rated one of the best strawberry
23:52 shortcakes you're good about the taste a
23:55 winner I know did you see all that
23:56 whipped cream well you you scooped it
23:59 out yourself that's your own fault but I
24:00 just also went with the same amount I
24:02 haven't seen damaged whipped cream since
24:03 College we're getting really really
24:04 close why are you looking at directly at
24:07 them no because of what I want to show
24:09 the people oh what's behind people that
24:12 are working here yeah they're on break
24:13 and they're having a limited
24:16 who do people tell you to look like him
24:18 not you
24:21 Marcus
24:22 who do I look like
24:24 Marcus you don't know Marcus
24:31 important he's the biggest Survivor fan
24:31 I know no he's a lone survivor that's a
24:33 team
24:34 the TV show Marcus Latrell the movie
24:38 with Mark Wahlberg he played it he
24:42 played the part in the movie also the
24:44 real person the real guy there you go
24:46 Mark Wahlberg played me yeah Mark
24:48 Wahlberg played you yeah
24:55 holy geez you're right do I look like
24:55 him yeah
24:56 wait wow yeah you do I see it okay
25:01 okay it's a good looking guy yeah yeah
25:03 good show yeah that's who he says Adam
25:06 looks like
25:08 I'd say so oh close I get Brad's head a
25:12 lot it's crazy it's so annoying
25:14 everywhere I go all the time all the
25:17 time yeah I was like no I'm not Brad
25:19 pants tonight
25:39 I always like this onion stand grips
25:39 onions
25:40 well since when did you become the
25:43 physical type
25:45 that's my grip my Gruff impression this
25:48 is my Bart Simpson
25:51 that's it and they are pumping in bat
25:53 sound effects from here this bat is
25:55 making a sound effect here's a Reaper
25:57 here's like a zombie head and whatnot
25:59 and they do enforce this pretty well
26:01 seat belt must be worn at all times if I
26:04 had to buckle mine in I am ready for
26:08 get ready for something shocking
26:20 this needs some WD-40 listen well here
26:20 we go watch this one
26:23 we'll get something that doesn't
26:26 have something the squeaky wheel gets
26:28 the mouse
26:47 come on guys let's go load it up
26:47 oh there they go
26:49 they like it I mean the speakers are
26:52 right here too so they were like now
26:54 these biggies here they just started
26:55 racing about a week
26:58 and Lane number two it's Britney Spear
27:01 ribs last night in Lane number three we
27:05 have Kim Kardashian ham all right
27:07 all right and in Lane number four it's
27:10 Taylor not so Swift I like that one we
27:14 have Dale winkheart Jr
27:17 and Lane number two from California is
27:20 the pickinator Arnold Schwarzenegger
27:23 that's right and Lane number three is
27:26 snoop hoggy hall oh there you go
27:35 it's Justin Bieber queue I'm Number two
27:35 I'm Arnold
27:43 that's right come on let's give it up
27:43 for number two come on do it how about
27:46 number three Porter
27:49 number four
27:52 number two
27:57 holy cow coming around
28:07 two and three where look mine's dead
28:07 last that's right buddy let's not run I
28:10 guess come on come on do it
28:12 come on where's my winner for numbers
28:16 they're gonna swim 24 feet the other end
28:18 and go for a mad ass Wario
28:21 they're going in the pool now what we're
28:23 going to go by the colors of the piggies
28:24 this time instead of putting the numbers
28:26 on them so if we pick you please try to
28:28 remember your Pig's color
28:30 we're gonna start laying number one with
28:32 the spotted big
28:33 shove it down there and then want a roof
28:35 or spot we are just randomly walking
28:37 through this candy store where they have
28:39 everything they have little bits of
28:40 honey they have Yoo-hoo they have
28:42 licorice they have bottle caps they have
28:44 quite a bit of everything in here it's
28:47 just like a it's like a maze of candies
28:49 all right this is what I'm talking about
28:51 it comes in like a big jug right here it
28:53 even says settlers or saddlers statlers
28:56 sattler's sweet tea look at that right
28:58 there in the full on jug I'm gonna have
29:02 ourselves some sweet tea yep six bucks
29:03 for this which isn't too bad this is
29:05 like a good what do you say maybe 25
29:07 ounces oh it's got to be more than that
29:08 I don't know is it really really sweet
29:10 all right well it's sweet too it's
29:13 pretty good we went up to the counter
29:15 it's a true story and you asked for you
29:17 ordered sweet tea after they pour to go
29:18 can I get that unsweet the guy was like
29:20 disappointed and I go oh he's from
29:22 Canada and he's like oh okay okay so can
29:25 we understand why like I'm not even
29:28 making that up sorry about your slow
29:29 friend pretty much I didn't make that
29:32 story up that's exactly what I did it
29:33 really they also had unsweetened I
29:35 thought well I like unsweetened as well
29:37 now here's a story about sweet and teeth
29:39 Adam I know you're going to cut me off
29:40 the YouTube but please don't cut me off
29:41 that's a great story as far as you know
29:43 I won't cut you off no you won't leave
29:45 it all in don't worry about sweet tea
29:46 and one time back in Toronto when I was
29:48 oh they had the best beard oil I didn't
29:51 see it I heard you say it but I didn't
29:53 see the sign right near the logo they
29:54 also have you said you like spongy uh
29:57 Strawberry Shortcake orange so this is
29:59 actually made out of a sponge are they
30:01 gonna get mad at me well you like
30:03 touching things they tell you not to but
30:04 go yeah go for it
30:06 oh he made that little chair right there
30:08 that's pretty neat that's for One Cheek
30:11 One Cheek on it here is the merchandise
30:15 stand the shirt shack before they have
30:17 shirts hats hoodies and other assorted
30:42 where the lion is here I almost just
30:42 tripped you're going to attempt to go on
30:44 this I'm going to time how long you're
30:45 on here for because I was on this thing
30:47 like nine minutes so I'm gonna time it
30:49 see if I can beat your record best of
30:51 luck buddy and Tampa Jay is also here
30:54 I'm gonna do in this I'm gonna time you
30:56 I'm not getting on this thing again I
30:57 think we'll break your record you got to
30:59 be on more than nine minutes no I think
31:00 it was like nine minutes okay so far we
31:02 go I'm pretty you'll be on this thing
31:04 three minutes good thing I ate a bunch
31:05 of food too you ate a bunch good yeah a
31:07 lot of a lot of pizza okay they are
31:09 starting now I'm hitting start
31:11 see how long hitting start also Chris
31:14 the girl is here you don't want to go on
31:16 there you're very wise you don't like
31:19 spinny things you don't want to go on
31:20 there because of our experience or do
31:21 you don't like it
31:23 I set the timer and I'm curious I'm
31:26 predicting they will be on there between
31:28 three and four minutes
31:30 minutes 44 seconds okay unless he sees
31:33 us but he's gonna be like oh okay maybe
31:36 if they I think I'm gonna say we were on
31:38 it between eight and nine minutes a lot
31:40 of little kids a lot of little kids he's
31:43 got he's got his hand on the face
31:45 the other guy
31:46 all right I got the timer going I'm
31:48 gonna hit stop what are we at and I'll
31:51 check back in when it's done right now
31:52 it's at 41 seconds two minutes 44.
32:13 you want to go on that yeah kinda I
32:13 don't know if I could do that
32:21 I'll watch you go on it well that's not
32:21 fun is it fun yeah
32:25 I bet Jay will go on it with you
32:31 what
32:42 all right the switch has been pulled
32:42 they are now starting to slow down and
32:45 stopping I guess you could add on maybe
32:47 like another 10-15 seconds to what this
32:49 is let's call it 340 with 10 seconds
32:52 slow down three minutes and 50 seconds
32:54 three minutes and 50 seconds oh
32:58 Jim Varney boogie that's all I can think
33:00 of
33:01 Boogie it's from Jim Barney Ernest
33:04 ernest's family album this thing is
33:06 moving holding 40 crap oh what the heck
33:10 oh my God this thing's moving
33:13 what the heck why
33:23 is this movie so fast
33:26 what the heck man
33:29 that just started right off so fast
33:32 oh I think it's a tease I think it's a
33:35 tease
33:38 dude
33:40 that came out of nowhere right
33:43 yeah
33:43 that came out of nowhere
33:52 that was a tease right we're not done
33:52 are we done
33:54 he's letting us stay on a second time
33:55 this thing just goes right out the
33:57 barrel
34:00 barrel of this
34:06 bring it on
34:11 I feel like I'm gonna get a lot stashing
34:13 inside of the thing what's that noise
34:15 something just made a clamping sound
34:17 down I hope this thing's locked in
34:36 oh please let that be it I can't go on
34:36 this the third time
34:37 slowing down
34:39 just slowing down now
34:47 oh yeah yeah piece of cake
34:47 you know what though as bad as that was
34:49 still not as bad as nine minutes on that
34:52 thing still not as bad as nine minutes
34:55 on the on the other one
35:04 awesome
35:04 Gotta Love Fair ride over here on the
35:06 ring of fire we're noticing that one of
35:10 the workers has like a a tool box or
35:12 something out that's kind of fixing a
35:14 little
35:15 it's like fixing something on the ride
35:17 you think we should
35:20 think I should have should alert both of
35:22 them on there
35:23 I don't know if it's wise for them to be
35:25 on there just so you know they got their
35:27 toolbox out something broke
35:29 they're fixing something right now
35:31 they're a screw a screw came loose he's
35:34 putting duct tape on yeah the duct tape
35:35 they're bringing out the super glue
35:40 there's a there was a loose there was a
35:42 loose bolt
35:44 they couldn't find it though but it's
35:45 fine
35:47 they couldn't find it they said it's
35:51 oh the J he said the jam boat Jam both
35:54 on the turnbuckle is loose that's fine
35:58 right it's fine it's all part of the
36:00 experience that's right
36:02 all part of the experience Russ
36:09 I'm actually afraid for you guys
36:14 oh that noise sounds nice stuck at the
36:15 top
36:17 someone's loose change
36:19 there it is
36:21 over and out
36:45 then I can see streaming I can see James
36:45 face from here and it's hilarious
36:52 okay it stopped
36:52 on the home stretch now
36:55 I can see I forgot to turn the lights on
36:58 so they're gonna research the ride I can
37:01 see Scott's face and he looks horrified
37:03 now the camera rolling
37:15 I think you're going down the entrance
37:15 going the wrong way
37:21 what are you doing
37:21 how was it
37:23 I can't talk oh my God was it bad oh
37:26 it's a lot of fun it's a lot of fun sure
37:29 sure uh when you're hanging upside down
37:32 you start to think about every part of
37:34 your life where you went wrong yeah
37:35 really I think
37:37 you lost your voice you screaming a lot
37:40 were you screaming a lot I was screaming
37:42 a lot I just can scream no no your voice
37:44 is almost gone yeah he was like no no no
37:46 no I'm like no no no no you guys did it
37:50 we did it I enjoyed watching
37:57 right here the back of the head yeah I'm
37:57 gonna have to watch both your guys
37:58 videos and watch them watch the footage
38:00 I have decided to finish out tonight
38:01 with a Smitty's original hand dip
38:03 buttermilk corn dog right underneath
38:05 this big ferris wheel legendary status
38:07 for this corn dog right now I guess I
38:09 called this magic hour the other day but
38:11 I guess it's golden hour when the sun is
38:13 kind of like golden out there golden
38:14 hour but it's still magical so it kind
38:17 of works and he is back there dipping
38:19 them as we speak yes
38:24 they maybe have it for me I decided to
38:26 go all in and get two corn dogs oh
38:28 you've already you've already started
38:29 yeah man how was the first bite really
38:31 good we got some mustard over here we
38:34 all got corn dogs corn dogs
38:44 since there were like four cameras out
38:44 while we were everyone's filming corn
38:45 dogs you opted out of the Corn you
38:48 didn't get the corn dog
39:03 it was really good
39:03 some the greatest coins area that's
39:06 right that's really good even though
39:08 it's almost you might have gone the
39:09 right way with getting two though
39:10 they're really good I figured the line
39:12 has gotten really long now probably a
39:14 good 45 minute wait yeah got in line at
39:17 the right time what I'm gonna do is I'm
39:18 gonna eat one and then I'm gonna go sell
39:19 the other one
39:29 as I head back over towards the Midway
39:29 I'm noticing that they're doing the
39:30 final show of the guy that kind of like
39:32 stands on the rockets on top of the
39:34 water and he's just like blasting up in
39:36 the air it's pretty crazy to see this
39:38 guy holding the American flag like like
39:39 standing up high up on the water above
39:42 at the at the golden hour with the sun
39:45 setting off in the distance looks pretty
39:46 dang awesome it's just kind of like up
39:48 there swirling around on the water that
39:50 takes a lot of talent pretty dang cool I
39:52 saw this earlier but now it looks really
39:53 cool with the sun kind of setting
39:55 he's holding American flag so it's like
39:57 something even additional kind of adds
39:58 to the adds to the vibe
40:09 we're looking for the Haunted Mansion
40:09 wait I think we took a wrong turn I'm
40:11 gonna end oh you're doing the Creature
40:13 Feature Fortune Days Creature Feature
40:17 I did this earlier nothing was working
40:20 but hopefully at night it'll give it a
40:22 better Vibe it doesn't matter if
40:23 nothing's working because under this
40:25 shroud of Nightfall yeah the non
40:27 non-disney sanctioned Haunted Mansion
40:30 oh she said don't be scared I kind of
40:33 wish they had more than one dark ride
40:34 here this is the only one I've seen I've
40:36 been to a few other you know Affairs and
40:38 attractions and whatnot that have more
40:39 than one dark ride but this is pretty
40:41 constant for a lot of them the Haunted
40:43 Mansion that moves from one to the other
40:45 about to get on a not a dune buggy it's
40:48 just a you know makeshift carnival ride
40:49 should I put the seat belt on or not
40:52 peace We're Not Gonna Die does this go
40:54 upside down
40:55 does it go upside down
41:01 okay I went on this earlier I had to
41:01 ride it Escape you're not gonna ride
41:03 with us by this team you guys are on the
41:05 next one we're going in there's room for
41:08 a thousand any volunteers we're going in
41:29 okay it's dark
41:38 that probably last time too
41:38 there's ghosts in here
42:31 oh watch out heads up let's put the seat
42:31 belts there for yeah yeah right that was
42:34 probably the worst thing I've been on
42:36 this before and it's usually pretty bad
42:38 but not that bad nothing was working
42:43 and that's gonna do it for today from
42:43 the Florida Strawberry Festival
42:46 here in Plant City Florida did not go on
42:50 this massive Ferris wheel but I went on
42:52 a lot of different stuff
42:54 Scott and I met up with a few other
42:55 friends he's behind me hey mister and
42:59 I'll see you in the next video the Vlog
43:01 is over
43:03 nailed it