TheDailyWoo - 301 (4/28/13) Tijuana Donkey & Drug Pushers
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Welcome everyone. Adam the Woo here from
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Tijana, Mexico. And hiding out of my
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peripheral vision is Dave Velasco.
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Hello.
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You remember him from a couple weeks
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ago. Where were we a couple weeks ago?
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We were somewhere.
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We were at a house from a famous movie.
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Remember?
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We were at the Revenge of Nerds House
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and it was awesome.
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The Revenge of the Nerds house. If you
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remember from a few weeks ago, Dave
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Velasco and past Dave Velasco is right
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over there is Mexico. We're in Mexico.
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What street are we on here in Mexico?
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Revolution Avenue. We're
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on Revolution Avenue, one of the famous
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streets in Tijana, Mexico. We're going
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to show you the sights and sounds and
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payones
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of Revolution Avenue. All kind of things
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for sale.
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Luchador mask.
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All kind of stuff for sale here.
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Incredible Hulk. How much are the How
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much are the luchador masks?
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The mascaras regular price is $18, but
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you can have it.
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$18 you can get a luchador mask. But I I
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can give it to you for only $12.
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$12. We might come back. I'm going to
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finish talking to these folk and then I
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might be back.
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All right, sir.
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So if you're ever out here on Revolution
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Avenue and you want a luchador mask
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develop for a simple price of $12. You
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think you probably talk them down to
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maybe $8 maybe
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or maybe even a five spot. If you get a
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luchador mask for $10, if we talk them
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down, we might be able to get matching.
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Would we get matching or similar?
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We get matching.
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Matching is similar. We might get
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opposite ones. This guy also has
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they got good prices. cuz everyone tries
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to sell you things. Over here we have a
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donkey. Oh no, it's a zebra. Have a
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zebra here.
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You get pictures with the zebra. How
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much for a picture with the zebra?
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$5.
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How much?
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$5. We're going to come back. We'll be
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back in a minute. When we get done
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talking to them, we'll come back and get
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a picture with the zebra out here on the
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streets of Tijana, Mexico. Have you ever
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gotten a picture with a zebra before?
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I never have, but you know, the day is
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still early.
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It is still early. So, what do you what
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would you guys rather us do? Buy
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luchador mask or get a picture with a
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zebra? Whatever we're gonna do, we're
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gonna post a picture on my Facebook and
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maybe on your Instagram. You have an
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Instagram?
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I do have an Instagram.
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What's your Instagram name?
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It is D A V E P I T A P H.
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So, whatever we do out here today is
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going to end up on his Instagram. So,
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check his Instagram and my Instagram and
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my Twitter and Facebook. I'm probably
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going to get a picture with that with
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that donkey.
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Oh, there's other things down here.
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There's all kind of cavernous areas here
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in Mexico, but pretty much what they
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tell me is you want to stay out of the
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nooks and crannies of Tijana. You want
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to stay on the main drag cuz there are
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areas out here that are not the most
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touristy friendly. Isn't that what you
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told me earlier?
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That's exactly right.
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He whispered that in my ear. Not more
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payones. Oh, there's something over here
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too. It's like an arch. I'm not really
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sure what that arch is, but it's given a
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certain name.
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I think that's an arch of something. I
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don't know. It is.
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What is it called?
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People skateboarding out here. It's a
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lot easier to skateboard. If you're
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going to skateboard, you might as well
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do it sitting down and not standing up.
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We can cross over. where we got the
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white white walking guy going across
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here. Actually, it's not even on. I
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think we're we might be jaywalking. Do
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they give Look, there's another zebra
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over there.
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When in Rome,
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there's another zebra over there. It's
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really a donkey painted as a zebra, but
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it's kind of like It's kind of like you
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don't want to give away the
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technicalities of the zebra. That guy's
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waving. That guy Look at that guy's
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waving over here. He's waving. We should
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go over there and get a picture with the
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zebra.
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They're calling us over. You think they
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could do better than $5? If $5 over
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there, maybe for $4 we get a picture
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with a zebra over there.
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Be worth every penny.
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Wish, who knows what we're going to do.
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There's endless amounts of things.
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Here's some kind of deal here. Dental
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25. I don't know what that means, but
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obviously they've desecrated it here
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with spray paint. Even in Mexico, just
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like in the US, even when you cross the
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border, there they do sell spray paint
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here. Or you could bring it across. I
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wonder if you have to declare a spray
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paint can when you cross the border.
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Who knows? We should get a cowboy.
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There's a lot of people with cowboy hats
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out here. They do have ballet here.
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What's the name of the road again?
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Avenue Revolution.
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Avenue Revolution. So, thanks everybody
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for joining us. We're going to continue
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filming. I should probably stop rambling
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and let you enjoy. Oh, there's another
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there's another there's a whole family
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of people enjoying the zebra. There's a
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sex shop in the city right over here.
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You see that sign? Sex shop in the
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cities right here. There's all kind of
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plethora of goodness. There's the
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Emporium.
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I'm really soaking this in. I've been to
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Canada before. This is the only only the
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second US area that I've non US area
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that I've been to. It's pretty awesome.
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So, Canada and Mexico. Mark those off my
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bucket list for things I need my
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passport for. I got my passport here.
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Look, it's my passport. I didn't need
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this to get in. I just snuck right past.
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Did you sneak in without showing your
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passport?
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I did. They honestly didn't even check
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us when we came in, which I don't know.
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Their border patrol not the greatest,
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but getting back in today into the USA
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might be a little bit more difficult. In
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fact, there's a police officer there.
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He's kind of one. He probably doesn't
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like the fact that I'm filming him.
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All right, let's cross over. We got We
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got the the crossing guard here.
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It's always fantastic to be in a
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non-native country. I'm not native to
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Mexico, as you can tell.
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Nor am I.
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Nor are you.
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Kind of.
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You kind of are. kind of.
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What is your native land?
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The North American continent.
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Excellent. We're going We're making our
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way straight up to that arch thing here.
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So, we had another one eating that corn.
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They're eating corn. They're eating
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corn. Shucks. A shucks. That not a
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donkey is eating corn. Shucks of corn.
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People carrying things on wheelbarrow
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type gizmos.
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I I can't even I don't even know how to
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talk. I'm so excited out here in Mexico.
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Tijana. They call it TJ for short. What
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does that stand for? TJ.
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Tijana. Our TJ Hooker.
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TJ Hook. Remember the show TJ. Wave.
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Hello. This is the restaurant
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Margarita's Village. You can go in there
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and get a margarita. But you do have to
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have a big sombrero on like that guy
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does. So, we need to find a sombrero.
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Here's some sombrero over here. Maybe we
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should purchase a sombrero. So, we can
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either purchase a sombrero, get a
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picture with a donkey, or what else can
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we do for $5? Oh, get the the blueador
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mask. We have
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Oh, look at these. Look, Marinette.
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That's why I love love my carpet.
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Oh, that's so awesome.
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They do have cigarettes as well.
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Pretty fantastic stuff out here. So,
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we're going to let you guys go. This
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guy's excited. He wants me to go in here
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and half naked women. They do have
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naked.
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Let me show you. Don't like it.
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We're going to come back. I'm going to
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finish talking to them and then I'm
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going to come back.
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All right. I'm going to finish talking
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to to this guy here.
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Oh. All right, man. Appreciate it. We'll
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be back. We'll be back. He just offered
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me drugs. Yes, he just offered me
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freaking drugs. Solicitors.
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So, thank you for joining us here on the
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Daily Woo. This guy in the ambulance is
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coming in here. Probably has something
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to do with that what that guy mentioned.
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Hopefully not. So, if you come down
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here, don't go see that guy unless you
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want the yayo. Thanks for watching.
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We'll see you tomorrow. I'm in Mexico.
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Goodbye.